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DiosaBellissima
12-06-2006, 02:17 PM
Tashabot and I were having a discussion and we happened upon a realization: there is no good name for a male camel toe. Ya know, when the good are all shoved up and sticking out due to whatever reason.

So Dopers, what do we call a male 'camel toe'?

lieu
12-06-2006, 02:21 PM
I'd say "fruit basket" but it is, of course, already in use.

CandidGamera
12-06-2006, 02:29 PM
MST3K uses 'male camel toe' and 'buffalo shot'.

tashabot
12-06-2006, 02:31 PM
"Bufallo shot?" I'd love to know how they came up with that.

~Tasha

lieu
12-06-2006, 02:33 PM
I googled it but only learned that there's a dead bison near Gardiner.

Winston Smith
12-06-2006, 02:34 PM
I second "fruit basket". I don't knwo what use it currently has, but what's wrong with double duty?

lieu
12-06-2006, 02:37 PM
It's when you tuck all your junk between your legs and view it from behind.

TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW
12-06-2006, 02:41 PM
Apparently, it was a big fad a few years ago, and they called it "VPL" (Visible Penis Line).

yanceylebeef
12-06-2006, 02:41 PM
I have called it a Tron (http://tronguy.net/TRONcostume/) .

Scroll down, you'll see why.

TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW
12-06-2006, 02:42 PM
And a cite: [Urban Dictionary]http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=visible+penis+line[/URL]

There's also apparently a big gay porn site called that. Google it.

brewha
12-06-2006, 02:45 PM
I thought it was obviously a camel hump.

Hal Briston
12-06-2006, 02:50 PM
What, "boner" not good enough for you people??

Burrido
12-06-2006, 02:53 PM
Mooseknuckle around these parts.

lieu
12-06-2006, 02:57 PM
It depends... (http://pyramydair.com/blog/images/scuba-web.jpg)

brossa
12-06-2006, 02:59 PM
Moose knuckle.

DiosaBellissima
12-06-2006, 03:00 PM
I sorta love Mooseknuckle.

Just sayin'.

Least Original User Name Ever
12-06-2006, 03:07 PM
It's when you tuck all your junk between your legs and view it from behind.


Nooooo. That's the gender-bender...or the mangina.

Least Original User Name Ever
12-06-2006, 03:09 PM
I've also heard the term "moose knuckle". You know, Diosa, you should have gone to me first for the info.

Least Original User Name Ever
12-06-2006, 03:10 PM
Oh yeah, if in a thong, it could be a banana-hammock.

In grade school, the frontal wedgie was called a "pedgie".

Omegaman
12-06-2006, 03:13 PM
I have called it a Tron (http://tronguy.net/TRONcostume/) .

Scroll down, you'll see why.

That guy was a hottie . I have a wife, but if I didn't, WOO HOO !

Sonia Montdore
12-06-2006, 03:24 PM
Lunch box.

OneCentStamp
12-06-2006, 03:28 PM
Another for moose knuckle.

Tristan
12-06-2006, 04:05 PM
Mooseknuckle. Not sure where I heard it first, but it fits.

So to speak.

Cluricaun
12-06-2006, 04:08 PM
I hereby suggest it be known as The Labyrinth (http://trashfiction.co.uk/bowie_labyrinth_inside2.jpg)

treis
12-06-2006, 04:13 PM
Package?

MadTheSwine
12-06-2006, 04:18 PM
Camale toe

Ol'Gaffer
12-06-2006, 04:18 PM
Nooooo. That's the gender-bender...or the mangina.

Those are for the view from the front.

Fruit basket is specifically reserved for the view from behind.

Least Original User Name Ever
12-06-2006, 04:28 PM
I don't disagree, but whether or not it can be seen from a particular angle doesn't change the act itself.

Ol'Gaffer
12-06-2006, 04:41 PM
Ahhhhh, I see. So you would use the terms mangina and gender-bender to reference the act itself regardless of the viewpoint. I, on the other hand, would only use these terms to describe the physical manifestation of "tucked junk" when that act is coupled with a particular view. It seems that your mental entry for this activity is independent of the observer's location while mine is crucially tied to the (in)ability of the observer to see the banana and kiwis.

English - a wonderfully nuanced language.

mlerose
12-06-2006, 04:43 PM
Around these here parts, we call it a mule knuckle.

As in, "In the movie Labyrinth, the audience gets treated to several minutes of David Bowie's mule knuckle."

Least Original User Name Ever
12-06-2006, 04:45 PM
Ahhhhh, I see. So you would use the terms mangina and gender-bender to reference the act itself regardless of the viewpoint. I, on the other hand, would only use these terms to describe the physical manifestation of "tucked junk" when that act is coupled with a particular view. It seems that your mental entry for this activity is independent of the observer's location while mine is crucially tied to the (in)ability of the observer to see the banana and kiwis.

English - a wonderfully nuanced language.


Correct. The visibility of the pressed beans and franks have nothing to do with the method of delivery.

Englishes be fun.

Cat Whisperer
12-06-2006, 04:52 PM
I like the symmetry - camel-toes and moose knuckles. Sheer poetry. (I didn't say it was good, non-gross poetry.)

yancy, my husband gets a similar effect when he wears his Superman costume. He wears an athletic supporter under the costume so as to not frighten small children.

Least Original User Name Ever
12-06-2006, 05:13 PM
I like the symmetry - camel-toes and moose knuckles. Sheer poetry. (I didn't say it was good, non-gross poetry.)

yancy, my husband gets a similar effect when he wears his Superman costume. He wears an athletic supporter under the costume so as to not frighten small children.


And so he doesn't clothesline/bludgeon them with The Hammer.

Give reverence to the junk, woman.

corkboard
12-06-2006, 05:18 PM
I have called it a Tron (http://tronguy.net/TRONcostume/) .

Scroll down, you'll see why.
Dear God, that's disturbing.

Cluricaun
12-06-2006, 05:41 PM
Dear God, that's disturbing.

Really it is. It appears that his ass is crying.

OneCentStamp
12-06-2006, 05:47 PM
Really it is. It appears that his ass is crying.
OK, I have to ask now (re: TronGuy pix):

WTF is wrong with his ass in that picture? It looks as if there's a third butt cheek right in the middle, or as if he took a shit in it, maybe having mistaken it for his Fremen stillsuit costume. It's the exact opposite of a moose knuckle; while the one is a crevice where no crevice should be, the other is a protuberance where there should be a crevice. :mad:

lieu
12-06-2006, 06:18 PM
Groinana.

An Arky
12-06-2006, 06:39 PM
Of course, mooseknuckle is a BAND NAME! (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=64529901)

Though now I want to change my band's name to Tron Guy. I was feeling kind of low until I saw that guy's site. Now I know that no matter how dorky I feel, I'll never, ever match that.

Ol'Gaffer
12-06-2006, 06:46 PM
You would think that at some point during that incredibly long and painfully detailed process, the thought may have occurred to Tron Guy that perhaps, just perhaps, a costume whose main component is a full length skin-tight body sock is not the best choice for an, ahem, "slightly" overweight middle-aged gentleman with oddly shaped nether regions.

I did, however, enjoy how he mentioned towards the end that the judges were not particularly enthusiastic of him returning the following year in the same costume. In fact, it appears as if they were practically begging him to pick something else.

Bippy the Beardless
12-06-2006, 06:53 PM
In UK it is a Lunch Box, I beleive after a sports commentator remarked on receiving letters about Lynford Christies 'physique' and offered Lunch Box as a non rude joke explanation.

Contrapuntal
12-06-2006, 06:53 PM
In my case, it is referred to as a loaf of bread with veins.

Rysdad
12-06-2006, 07:26 PM
Smugglin' plums

teela brown
12-06-2006, 07:28 PM
Now I'd like to Google up a real moose's knuckle so I can see if it looks like the human counterpart, but I ain't gonna do it at work, no sir.

Antinor01
12-06-2006, 07:40 PM
Depending on the guy I would call it either gross or an invitation. YMMV.

elmwood
12-06-2006, 08:24 PM
The Pirate.

http://img144.imageshack.us/my.php?image=arrrrrrrrrrrrtg3.jpg

(may not be safe for work.)

Hunter Hawk
12-06-2006, 09:37 PM
OK, I have to ask now (re: TronGuy pix):

WTF is wrong with his ass in that picture? It looks as if there's a third butt cheek right in the middle, or as if he took a shit in it, maybe having mistaken it for his Fremen stillsuit costume. It's the exact opposite of a moose knuckle; while the one is a crevice where no crevice should be, the other is a protuberance where there should be a crevice. :mad:
There's nothing wrong with his ass. It's just that he doesn't carry much fat on his ass, and he's clenching his glutes, which makes the muscles stand out more. The "third butt cheek" is the small amout of fat that's on the inside bottom of his buttocks.

Mrs Johnson
12-06-2006, 09:43 PM
Smugglin' plums

Another for plum smugglin'. I picked that up from Mr J's comments about a coworker who would show up in snug, yellow dress pants.

Malienation
12-06-2006, 10:51 PM
Hmmm....see, I wanna like "mooseknuckle", but according to UrbanDictionary.com, it generally refers to a cameltoe (usually large) (http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mooseknuckle&r=f). True, one of the definitions refers to the male utilities, but most of them refer to women's bits. :confused:

cornflakes
12-06-2006, 11:35 PM
I have called it a Tron (http://tronguy.net/TRONcostume/) .

Scroll down, you'll see why.Dear God, this may be the first time I have ever actually laughed at anything on they internet.

Dead Cat
12-07-2006, 10:42 AM
Another vote for "lunchbox".

lieu
12-07-2006, 10:49 AM
Dear God, this may be the first time I have ever actually laughed at anything on they internet.You and me both. That little lower middle protuberance from his butt crack made me giggle like a office muzzled loon.

jbarro
12-07-2006, 02:21 PM
My hubby calls it "scrotecrease".

The Scrivener
12-07-2006, 08:33 PM
Spy magazine had a semi-regular feature consisting of pix of [usually B- and C-level] male celebrities called "Man At His Best".

Sometimes you could tell what religion the guy was. (Well, almost.)

Zabali_Clawbane
12-07-2006, 08:38 PM
Camel hump is another referance to it, though "unit" has been used as well.

levdrakon
12-07-2006, 08:43 PM
Grape huggers.

Magiver
12-07-2006, 11:41 PM
Camel tail.

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