PDA

View Full Version : Cast Christopher Walken in a movie or TV show


Raguleader
12-29-2006, 02:54 AM
This is just for kicks and giggles. Pick a role, any role, cast Christopher Walken in it. I'll start.

Christopher Walken as Doctor Who.

Liberal
12-29-2006, 02:55 AM
Captain Kirk.

Sampiro
12-29-2006, 02:57 AM
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, MEDICINE WOMAN


CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, TEXAS RANGER

Then of course there's Christopher Walken as Tom Cruise (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z4fXh_rROTs) .

Electronic Chaos
12-29-2006, 02:58 AM
Stealing a line from Kevin Smith: Remake Jaws, and put Christopher Walken in it...as the shark!

Rico
12-29-2006, 03:08 AM
Christopher Walken as Terry Malloy (Brando's role) in On The Waterfront.

Or better still, Christopher Walken as Stanley Kowalski in A Streetcar Named Desire. Can't you just hear it now? STELLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

MadTheSwine
12-29-2006, 03:20 AM
Cliff Clavin

MrDibble
12-29-2006, 03:27 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:
Mr. Willy Wonka!!

Raguleader
12-29-2006, 03:28 AM
Christopher Walken as Han Solo.

"This ship... fastest in the universe. Nothing can catch it, and I mean nothing."

Christopher Walken as Ferris Beuller.

Raguleader
12-29-2006, 03:38 AM
Oh, and it was said in another thread a while back, and it's hardly a movie or TV show, but Christopher Walken as the G-Man from Half Life.

H3Knuckles
12-29-2006, 04:38 AM
...Christopher Walken as the G-Man from Half Life.

Hah! Excellent one, Raguleader. Now I'm struggling not to wake up my sisters who are sleeping in the next room with my laughter.

Miss Purl McKnittington
12-29-2006, 05:07 AM
Christopher Walken as Terry Malloy (Brando's role) in On The Waterfront.

Or better still, Christopher Walken as Stanley Kowalski in A Streetcar Named Desire. Can't you just hear it now? STELLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Heck, Christopher Walken as Sky Masterson from Guys and Dolls, as long as we're talking Brando. I think Mr. Walken would be absolutely perfect in this, considering his musical background. For example:

"I am not putting the knock on dolls. It's just that they are something to have around only when they come in handy... like cough drops. "

Can't you hear that in Christopher Walken's voice? Now, if we can all de-age him about twenty or thirty years . . .

Quartz
12-29-2006, 06:41 AM
Christopher Walken as Scaramanga, The Man With The Golden Gun.

Argent Towers
12-29-2006, 06:44 AM
I think Christopher Walken WAS actually one of the possible choices to play Han Solo, along with Nick Nolte. The latter I could see, but not Walken.

Horatio Hellpop
12-29-2006, 06:55 AM
Law and Order is due for a new first-chair ADA. "In New York City's war on crime, the people are represented by two separate--but equally important--groups: the police, who arrest offenders, and the District Attorneys, who bring in more cowbell, baby!"

Walken and Baldwin go to White Castle

Also, he'd make a kick-ass Voldemort!

Czarcasm
12-29-2006, 07:21 AM
This is just for kicks and giggles. Pick a role, any role, cast Christopher Walken in it. I'll start.

Christopher Walken as Doctor Who.

How about Christopher Walken as The Master, instead?

Sampiro
12-29-2006, 01:24 PM
Passion of the Christopher Walken- "It is you who...have said this... what Mel? Aramaic? I thought those were typos. And what do you mean no dance scene, didn't you see me in PhatBoy Slim's video?"

Silence of the Lambs- "Senator, I just...have to know... did you breastfeed young Katherine? It... toughened... your nipples, didn't.... it?"

Beadalin
12-29-2006, 01:40 PM
Christopher Walken as Pa on Little House on the Prairie.

"Come here, Half-Pint. Would you... like to go fishing... with me?"

AuntiePam
12-29-2006, 02:04 PM
My Name is Earl.

Karma -- do good for people -- and good things -- happen to you. Or not. [shrug]

Walken in bed with Randy. Wakey wakey. Hands off Snakey.

Ethilrist
12-29-2006, 02:17 PM
Christopher Walken's Neighborhood.

Elendil's Heir
12-29-2006, 02:19 PM
Christopher Walken is Lara Croft, Tomb Raider.

::shudder::

pravnik
12-29-2006, 02:38 PM
I think Christopher Walken WAS actually one of the possible choices to play Han Solo, along with Nick Nolte. The latter I could see, but not Walken.You're right, he was, I popped in to mention it. Saturday Night Live once had a funny version of what the screen test must have looked like.

Walky:
[Last lines; Adrian snuck inside the ring]
Walky: Adrian?
Adrian: Rocky!
Walky: [absently]Adrian. [pause] Hey, where's your hat?
Adrian: I love you!
Walky: Did you see me...beat up that guy? I fell...down. On the mat.
Adrian: I love you!
Walky: [long pause] I love you...I love that hat, too. It...brings out your eyes. And that's nice.
Adrian: [grabs and hugs Rocky] I love you!
Walky: [concentrating]I love you. I love you. [looks off]I love...bacon. What made me think of that?
Adrian: I love you. I love you!
Walky: [very long pause] Yeah.

Der Trihs
12-29-2006, 03:17 PM
Christopher Walken as Bester the telepath on Babylon 5.

Der Trihs
12-29-2006, 03:43 PM
Christopher Walken ( dyed blond like in A View to a Kill ) as Colonel Wilhelm Klink on Hogan's Heros. That would change the tone of the show.

Sergeant Shultz : "I know nothing !"

Colonel Klink : "Ah, well." < pause >

< BLAM >

Colonel Klink : "Unfortunate. Helga, have the body . . . disposed of."

hocow
12-29-2006, 05:18 PM
Mr. Hooper on Sesame Street.

Raguleader
12-29-2006, 05:59 PM
Riff Raff from RHPS

vivalostwages
12-29-2006, 08:26 PM
Christopher Walken in a holiday special:

http://cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1392

I'd love to hear him read 'Twas the Night before Christmas, too!

Hampshire
12-29-2006, 09:37 PM
Cold Miser from A Year Without Santa Clause.

"Whatever I.... touch. It start to.... freeze.... in my clutch."
"I'm..... ....... too much."

Raguleader
12-29-2006, 09:50 PM
My friend tells me "Christopher Walken as Mary Poppins"

"Just a SPOONful... of SUgar... it helps the MEDicine... go down."

mamboman
12-29-2006, 11:43 PM
Christopher Walken in the part he was born to play, baby -

"I can..... no longer sit back and allow.... Communist...... infiltration, Communist indoctrina.....tion, Communistsubversionand..... the... international Communist conspiracy to sap.......................... and impurify all... of.... our.... precious bodily fluids"

General Jack D Ripper in "Dr Strangelove"!

The Hamster King
12-30-2006, 12:29 AM
I think Christopher Walken WAS actually one of the possible choices to play Han Solo ...
And here's his screen test (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LKV5DOZB_3o)!

elfkin477
12-30-2006, 12:33 AM
Christopher Walken as Frank Bunker Gilbreth/Tom Baker. The real trick would be finding the right actress to be the mother of their 12 children...

Raguleader
12-30-2006, 12:37 AM
Christopher Walken in the part he was born to play, baby -

"I can..... no longer sit back and allow.... Communist...... infiltration, Communist indoctrina.....tion, Communistsubversionand..... the... international Communist conspiracy to sap.......................... and impurify all... of.... our.... precious bodily fluids"

General Jack D Ripper in "Dr Strangelove"!

IIRC, he was a Colonel. The only AF General we saw was Buck Turgidson.

Revedge
12-30-2006, 04:11 AM
IIRC, he was a Colonel. The only AF General we saw was Buck Turgidson.

Not according to IMDB: http://imdb.com/title/tt0057012/


Christopher Walken as House: "Care... for a spin?"

cactus waltz
12-30-2006, 07:17 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:
Mr. Willy Wonka!!

I'd die to see that.

Least Original User Name Ever
12-30-2006, 01:53 PM
What about Christopher Walken as the adult voiceover of Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"?

Raguleader
12-30-2006, 02:44 PM
Christopher Walken as Elmer Fudd.

Typo Knig
12-30-2006, 03:14 PM
Or better still, Christopher Walken as Stanley Kowalski in A Streetcar Named Desire. Can't you just hear it now? STELLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!It's been done! (http://imdb.com/title/tt0083325/) Pretty enjoyable, actually - and I'm not that big a fan of Streetcar.

My turn! Chrstopher Walken IS all of the Mel Brooks roles in Blazing Saddles! (http://imdb.com/title/tt0071230/)
:happy Orthodox Jewish guy smiley saying "Losn gein!!":

Just think of your secretary!

After seeing his performances on SNL, Walken could definitely do this.

Bryan Ekers
12-30-2006, 03:25 PM
How about Christopher Walken in the role of poet:

Two mice fell in a bucket of cream
A desperate fate, a struggle met
The white flow a soft cold dream
That pulled them down, a nightmare threat.
One mouse drowned, a life submit
The other thrashed, he wouldnít quit
His life was his, and strongly earned
All the cream to butter, churned.
Iíve earned your faith, a job, a house,
As the mouse crawled out, to live his life.
Iíve earned the love of my son and wife.
I stand before you; I am that mouse.

Raguleader
12-30-2006, 03:55 PM
Heh... Christopher Walken as Constable Benton Fraser on Due South. I'm just trying to picture him in the hat giving one of Fraser's soliloquies, particularly the one about the Inuit mother giving birth on a glacier somewhere.

Gukumatz
12-30-2006, 05:52 PM
Christoper Walken would make a helluva Bond, now that Craig's gone and paved the road.

Anyway, the thought that struck me with a fit of giggles is Christoper Walken as Kramer. Yeah, sorry.

Sampiro
12-30-2006, 06:53 PM
Christopher Walken as Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings.

"It was the first ring... ever... to be made to control... all the other rings... and when I took it... from Gollum... and had to hide it... I kept this uncomfortable accursed supernatural hunk of gold and evil... up my ass... for eleven years..."

Rico
12-30-2006, 08:33 PM
Christopher Walken as the new host of Survivor, replacing Jeff Probst.

Or Christopher Walken as the new host of The Apprentice. Much better than Trump.

buns3000
12-30-2006, 09:12 PM
Christopher Walken as Kramer on Seinfeld.

Electrical Storm
12-31-2006, 08:56 PM
I'd have loved to see Christopher Walken play the role of adult Frankie in "Dead Again". I just think he'd kick ass. He'd scare the crap out of everyone.

*Not to impugn Derek Jacoby's excellent performance - just would be interesting to see the fear factor ratchet up with Walken in the role. Cool!

ywine
01-01-2007, 04:07 AM
Christopher Walken as Sporticus in Lazytown.

The Controvert
01-01-2007, 04:45 AM
Christopher Walken, come on down. You're the next host on The Price is Right.

mamboman
01-02-2007, 04:31 AM
You know, I have heard they are looking for a new Yellow Wiggle! How about Murray, Anthony, Jeff and..... Christopher!

mm

Rico
01-02-2007, 10:54 AM
Christopher Walken as Barney, the Purple Dinosaur.

Best Topics: long thumb nails baby roach image neocon wiki irrigation dental top 40 acapella rat traps walmart quiet lawnmower muffler susan collins speech private nudity solitaire casino autozone key fobs fireguard army mr first name amy camus listerine woven floss monkeys eyes a similar vein melatonin after alcohol eshield complaints remove nipple goosfraba eskimo guey translate chernobyl graphite bride-elect chip oliver is webmd trustworthy savory flavor beechnut chewing tobacco cant whistle 5w20 versus 5w30 true 2x4 irrigation for teeth mexican vanilla warning how often do you change a brita filter toyota prius reliability long term ford focus replacement key in that vein or vain parody of 12 days of christmas beef it's what's for dinner music diatomaceous earth human consumption research pill stuck in your throat due to high call volume message sucking little boys cocks salmon before and after spawning how long does exterior paint need to dry before rain price of official nfl football how to attach old door knobs to wood how do you say white boy in spanish size of olympic pool dolly parton nude playboy double kayak weight limit how long does it take to fill a prescription kitchen nightmares best episodes american libertarianism vs european libertarianism us navy sailor hats manual can opener not working if a law is unconstitutional how do you spell kielbasa en focus studio dresses home depot hours christmas eve 06 13 on guinness glass nazi gold coin for sale is romeo and juliet a comedy what's the difference between wide ruled and college ruled