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carnut
03-09-2014, 04:23 PM
I don't recall seeing her before, but she's a winner.

ultrafilter
03-16-2014, 05:42 PM
New strip (http://oglaf.com/illusionist/). I laughed.

project2501
03-16-2014, 07:23 PM
New strip (http://oglaf.com/illusionist/). I laughed.

There was no new strip...

Lumpy
03-17-2014, 10:49 AM
There was no new strip...:D That whooshed me for a full twenty seconds.

Let's just hope the guy never discovers solipsism, or the entire Oglaf universe might vanish.

Knorf
04-20-2014, 12:49 PM
Today's new strip (http://oglaf.com/outreach/) made me laugh. The gods, they fuck with us.

Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
04-20-2014, 05:20 PM
Today's new strip (http://oglaf.com/outreach/) made me laugh. The gods, they fuck with us.

"As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport!"~~Lord Melchett, Blackadder The Second

project2501
04-20-2014, 09:36 PM
I like how the guy in the 5th panel doesn't even really put any effort into arrowing him.

Mr Lister
04-23-2014, 11:38 AM
And in case you missed it, there's an epilogue; Big questions (http://oglaf.com/outreach/bigquestions/)

Typo Knig
05-04-2014, 10:32 AM
Avast - thar be a new one! http://oglaf.com/ahoy/ Makes me kick up my heels, it does ;-)

Skywatcher
05-04-2014, 12:00 PM
Mobile Dick!

Lumpy
05-04-2014, 12:27 PM
I checked just on the chance that all the people on one ship were missing a right leg and all the people on the other ship a left leg. No such luck though.

Mr Lister
05-05-2014, 02:17 PM
How come the whale has knees? All the legs were bitten off below the knee.

Finagle
05-05-2014, 02:42 PM
How come the whale has knees? All the legs were bitten off below the knee.

Maybe those were replacement parts? You probably go through feet pretty fast when you're a tap-dancing whale.

Hypno-Toad
05-05-2014, 04:10 PM
It's a cetacean centipede.

project2501
05-22-2014, 06:28 PM
There was a new comic... At least I think I saw a new one.

Return of the Illusionist OR IS IT? (http://oglaf.com/re-illusionist/)

At lest it ended well, judging by the smile.

alt="edible taproot"
title="The illusionist gave me amazing orgasms but I think they might have been fake"

Hypno-Toad
05-25-2014, 06:26 PM
Another discourse on the nature of sexy armor. (http://oglaf.com/appealtoheaven/)

Lumpy
05-25-2014, 08:23 PM
WTF? "oglaf.com" doesn't take you there and it's not listed in the archives. How did you even find it?

Biffy the Elephant Shrew
05-25-2014, 08:47 PM
"oglaf.com" doesn't take you there

It does me. Perhaps you need to clear your cache?

I thought the tarot one (http://oglaf.com/cartomancy/) from couple of weeks ago was great.

gaffa
05-25-2014, 11:48 PM
There was a new comic... At least I think I saw a new one.

Return of the Illusionist OR IS IT? (http://oglaf.com/re-illusionist/)

At lest it ended well, judging by the smile.

I have to mention a family friend when I was a teen named Jody Maxwell (because - honestly - when is another opportunity going to come up?) a porn star famous for her ability to speak and even sing while performing fellatio.

Attack from the 3rd dimension
05-26-2014, 10:11 AM
Why were you a teen named Jody Maxwell?

gaffa
05-26-2014, 11:31 AM
Why were you a teen named Jody Maxwell?
Forgot, the, comma.

Lumpy
05-26-2014, 01:29 PM
"You think I was born with these dick-sucking lips?" is the caption I will think of from now on when viewing photos of collagen-plumped starlets.

carnivorousplant
05-26-2014, 02:16 PM
"You think I was born with these dick-sucking lips?" is the caption I will think of from now on when viewing photos of collagen-plumped starlets.

:)

Lumpy
06-15-2014, 10:23 AM
Todays: http://oglaf.com/ladder/

He is never, ever going to get out of there... and would he want to? :)

hogarth
06-15-2014, 10:24 AM
Inception, bitches!

Bryan Ekers
06-15-2014, 10:29 AM
Todays: http://oglaf.com/ladder/

He is never, ever going to get out of there... and would he want to? :)

Well, the escape is easy - use contrainception.

Mr Lister
06-24-2014, 10:08 AM
I have to mention a family friend when I was a teen named Jody Maxwell (because - honestly - when is another opportunity going to come up?) a porn star famous for her ability to speak and even sing while performing fellatio.

And this is now even funnier because of the alt text of the new comic, Morality Play (http://oglaf.com/morality/)

We also do musicals but it's quite hard to sing with your mouth full

ultrafilter
07-06-2014, 03:32 AM
Maybe all animals can talk but they save it for fucking with politics! (http://oglaf.com/harrow/)

Hypno-Toad
09-03-2014, 05:51 PM
This weeks was funny for me (http://oglaf.com/battledress/). Not for the weak punchline, but the hilarious progression of their outfits.

hogarth
09-03-2014, 06:11 PM
That morningstar wang looked painful, though!

carnivorousplant
09-03-2014, 06:52 PM
That morningstar wang looked painful, though!

He is a tough guy.

muldoonthief
09-04-2014, 08:19 AM
He is a tough guy.

Not as tough as his girlfriend.

Hypno-Toad
09-04-2014, 09:59 AM
It's not often that the meat beats you.

Rocketeer
09-04-2014, 02:28 PM
Could somebody please explain the Tower of Assumptions one to me? I usually get them, but this one has me baffled.

Inner Stickler
09-04-2014, 03:24 PM
I think cuz the mage assumed the guy had a wife but he didn't and so was able to end the illusion once he realized.

Hypno-Toad
09-04-2014, 03:25 PM
The illusionist just assumed that the hero had a wife so he included one in the illusion. But the illusion was broken when the hero remembered that he didn't have one.

hotflungwok
09-04-2014, 04:13 PM
He is a tough guy.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to tangle with someone capable of fighting effectively with a metal flail hanging off his prince albert. That's just asking for trouble.

Little Nemo
09-04-2014, 04:14 PM
Could somebody please explain the Tower of Assumptions one to me? I usually get them, but this one has me baffled.I think it's similar to the sequence started here (http://giantitp.com/comics/oots0886.html) in Order of the Stick. It's an illusionist defense - you cast an illusion on somebody that they've won the fight and are enjoying the rewards. The vulnerability of the defense is people can spot mistakes in the illusion and realize it's not real.

Rocketeer
09-04-2014, 04:44 PM
Okay, got it; thanks, everybody. Odd title, though, in that case.

Lumpy
09-04-2014, 07:12 PM
The illusionist just assumed that the hero had a wife so he included one in the illusion. But the illusion was broken when the hero remembered that he didn't have one.
Oh, that IS* the Illusionist, from the Illusionist (http://oglaf.com/illusionist/) and Return of the Illusionist (http://oglaf.com/re-illusionist/)

*as much as one can be sure of anything about the Illusionist. :)

Princhester
09-15-2014, 06:30 AM
I liked this week's strip. I don't know what the hell it means, but there's something pleasingly weird about it.

Lumpy
09-15-2014, 09:44 AM
I liked this week's strip. I don't know what the hell it means, but there's something pleasingly weird about it.
Someone (the shapeshifters?) are doing a very poor job of pretending to be humans in order to infiltrate a fortress.

muldoonthief
09-15-2014, 10:05 AM
I'm really hoping it's the beginning of a new story line, and not just a one-off.

Princhester
09-15-2014, 04:58 PM
Someone (the shapeshifters?) are doing a very poor job of pretending to be humans in order to infiltrate a fortress.

Well yes obviously but the last two frames are intriguing.

gaffa
10-06-2014, 12:10 PM
I laughed out loud at the new one (http://oglaf.com/chauncey/).

silenus
10-06-2014, 03:42 PM
"Creature of dark melancholies" sounds so much better than "emo twit."

Typo Knig
10-12-2014, 03:31 PM
Nice pair of new ones! (http://oglaf.com/isle-of-tits/)

carnut
10-12-2014, 10:09 PM
So that's where the shipment of clam shells went!

Lumpy
10-12-2014, 10:26 PM
So that's where the shipment of clam shells went!That could have been the alt-text! :D

ultrafilter
10-26-2014, 03:02 PM
New strip (http://oglaf.com/wetsteel/). Absurd enough to be funny.

Arrogance Ex Machina
11-05-2014, 01:31 AM
I want my Diablo 3 female wizard to be able to cast this Mirror Image spell. (http://oglaf.com/mirrorimage/) :D

ultrafilter
11-05-2014, 03:07 AM
I like how the page is marked as safe despite showing a guy ejaculating.

Knorf
11-05-2014, 11:13 AM
I like how the page is marked as safe despite showing a guy ejaculating.

Huh, I just checked and it isn't marked as such now.

But really I don't see much point in marking any of them "safe" on the archive page, since so many aren't, and you have to click a "I'm over 18!" button to get to them in the first place.

project2501
11-05-2014, 05:40 PM
Huh, I just checked and it isn't marked as such now.

But really I don't see much point in marking any of them "safe" on the archive page, since so many aren't, and you have to click a "I'm over 18!" button to get to them in the first place.

I think the point of marking them was just another joke, especially with the earlier ones. Most were rather humorous, then they just kind of tapered off.

Knorf
11-05-2014, 06:15 PM
I think the point of marking them was just another joke, especially with the earlier ones. Most were rather humorous, then they just kind of tapered off.

Ah, yes. I remember that now.

Typo Knig
11-09-2014, 09:18 PM
New one (http://oglaf.com/sharpshooter/). I thought kissing a frog would be bad, but ...

Lumpy
11-09-2014, 10:01 PM
It's frighteningly easy to get cursed in the Oglafverse.

hogarth
11-09-2014, 10:06 PM
I thought candles were growing out of his wang in the first panel, but apparently not.

Lumpy
11-09-2014, 10:27 PM
I thought candles were growing out of his wang in the first panel, but apparently not.The strip has featured more implausible things than that.

Knorf
11-16-2014, 08:17 PM
I suppose I have to give up the idea that we'll see more comics about the apprentice, Greer, Morag, Navaan, or any of the other characters who had fun multi-comic story arcs. Pity.

Nonetheless, today's gave me a chuckle. Razzle-dazzle (http://oglaf.com/razzledazzle/).

carnut
11-16-2014, 09:20 PM
I agree Knorf, I would like to see more like those. But this one made me LOL too.

JRDelirious
11-16-2014, 09:42 PM
Hehheheh... oh, yes, that's what I would do if I had that power...

It's frighteningly easy to get cursed in the Oglafverse. It has been mentioned before in the thread -- Oglaf reminds us how living in a world of real fantastic magic would probably just suck for most of the general population.

Knorf
11-23-2014, 07:45 PM
Finally, an old friendfiend (http://oglaf.com/conviction/) returns!
It's Vanka. She's a bit cold-hearted.

"The more you believe, the less you check facts."

Indeed!

Lumpy
11-30-2014, 06:08 PM
Today's comic: http://oglaf.com/shiptoship/

Meah. Three pages to do a "guys have gay sex" joke?

Budget Player Cadet
11-30-2014, 06:10 PM
The metahumor of that makes up for it.

Tabby_Cat
11-30-2014, 08:35 PM
I don't get it. Is she riffing on her "and then guys have gay sex" theme? Do the ships have anything to do with it?

I'm confused.

Sage Rat
11-30-2014, 09:08 PM
I don't get it. Is she riffing on her "and then guys have gay sex" theme? Do the ships have anything to do with it?

I'm confused.

Well as it says, she needs a convoluted narrative to get off.

As a non-woman, I can't confirm the idea, but the author seems to be saying that men just need to see some fuckin' to get off. A woman needs a lot of random nonsense to have happened first, before she can get into the groove of pornography.

Barking Dog
11-30-2014, 10:34 PM
I thought it might be something about how some homophobes seem to think that a straight man will turn gay if he just becomes really confused.

"What's the sound of one hand clapping? What? How? That doesn't make sense! Oh, this hurts my head. Maybe if I suck off Steve it will all make sense."

project2501
12-01-2014, 01:22 PM
I didn't see any thing gay about this, (other than it was lesbians) since only one had a "penis". I saw it as the girls making fun of the guys and how they have sex, mainly the falling asleep right after orgasm, with the guy being unable to see the humor, but then exclaiming at the end.

Barking Dog
12-01-2014, 01:41 PM
Go click on 'next page'. There's more, for lack of a better word, story.

project2501
12-01-2014, 02:00 PM
Well frigate it, why do I keep missing the "next pages" when I first look at these.

Probably because of the recent run of 1 pagers, and that I focus on alt and title texts after reading the page. But that's still no excuse for missing the more than one page indicators.

Well, disregard my previous post.

ultrafilter
12-07-2014, 03:46 PM
Don't (http://oglaf.com/dont/) miss the epilogue.

Grumman
12-07-2014, 03:54 PM
I think the latest comic is a response to this recent amendment to UK law (http://independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html).

Little Nemo
12-07-2014, 04:05 PM
I don't get it. Is she riffing on her "and then guys have gay sex" theme? Do the ships have anything to do with it?

I'm confused.Perhaps the joke was that the second crew was trying to figure out what message the first crew was sending them. The second crew ended up becoming so confused that they had an orgy of their own and this was observed by a third crew which was now trying to figure out what message the second crew was sending. The reality was the second crew wasn't sending any message to the third crew and, by extension, we can speculate the first crew may not have been sending any message to the second crew. The punchline may be about people trying to read meanings into situations where there is no meaning.

Little Nemo
12-07-2014, 04:11 PM
I think the latest comic is a response to this recent amendment to UK law (http://independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html).You can also see a sign cursing people who mix fabrics. This presumably is a reference to Deuteronomy 22:11 and Leviticus 19:19.

Lumpy
12-07-2014, 04:35 PM
Ok, curses have gotten completely out of hand in the Oglafverse. Someone needs to do something.

Find a way to put the spectre under a curse? :p

Bryan Ekers
12-07-2014, 04:54 PM
You could wrap him in foil again.

Lumpy
12-07-2014, 04:54 PM
(missed edit window)

Maybe the Appellomancer (http://oglaf.com/branding/)?

eta: foil?

hogarth
12-07-2014, 06:08 PM
I think the latest comic is a response to this recent amendment to UK law (http://independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html).
Aha! That makes it seem much less random.

Your Great Darsh Face
12-08-2014, 01:15 PM
(missed edit window)

Maybe the Appellomancer (http://oglaf.com/branding/)?

eta: foil?

"Curses, foiled again".

ultrafilter
12-14-2014, 09:37 PM
I think they ran out of ideas for this week's strip (http://oglaf.com/semifinal/). It's funny as absurdist comedy though.

Bryan Ekers
12-14-2014, 11:16 PM
Well frigate it, why do I keep missing the "next pages" when I first look at these.

Probably because of the recent run of 1 pagers, and that I focus on alt and title texts after reading the page. But that's still no excuse for missing the more than one page indicators.

Well, disregard my previous post.

Look at the lower right corner. If it's snipped, the joke is over.

Trinopus
12-14-2014, 11:52 PM
Look at the lower right corner. If it's snipped, the joke is over.

It's really sad to have to confess this, but that's the most useful thing I've learned today!

Zakalwe
12-15-2014, 09:33 PM
Look at the lower right corner. If it's snipped, the joke is over.Doesn't work for epilogues though. You still have to remember to look for those on your own.

Lumpy
12-15-2014, 10:22 PM
http://oglaf.com/semifinal/

?What did the poor paradigm lady do?

kaylasdad99
12-16-2014, 06:27 AM
I'm not entirely sure, but maybe the pyrokinetic's secret word was "home."

MichaelEmouse
12-16-2014, 06:37 AM
Her secret word is written on the sign she's holding and is the last word uttered in the preceding panel. It's likely included in the comic because it's the kind of wanky term that gets overused in these kinds of debate.



As for why she burns, it likely shows the artist's contempt for people who really like that word.

project2501
12-16-2014, 10:06 PM
Well I think this week's strip provides us with a new paradigm for modern web comics.


Or it just really confused the heck out of me.

Bryan Ekers
12-17-2014, 12:26 AM
Maybe it's an allegory about allegories.

MichaelEmouse
12-17-2014, 12:51 AM
Maybe it's an allegory about allegories.

...about allegories.

Finagle
12-17-2014, 05:21 PM
http://oglaf.com/semifinal/

?What did the poor paradigm lady do?

I thought the ignition was part of her going home -- she was trapped in a human body and got freed somehow. Certainly the skeleton looks quite happy.

Lumpy
12-17-2014, 08:59 PM
Certainly the skeleton looks quite happy.Hard to say; as the Master put it (https://academicpursuits.us/columns/read/998/why-was-the-pirate-flag-called-the-jolly-roger), maybe it's just that she doesn't have any lips. ;)

Arkcon
12-18-2014, 05:58 AM
I just think its awesome that the disembodied fetus has the deepest insights, and then just gets shouted down by everyone else.

Biffy the Elephant Shrew
12-18-2014, 08:54 AM
I thought the ignition was part of her going home -- she was trapped in a human body and got freed somehow.

That was how I read it.

Kamino Neko
12-18-2014, 10:47 AM
I'm shocked this is even in question...

Hypno-Toad
12-22-2014, 03:02 PM
Where's my "Crystal Deathworm 2014 (http://oglaf.com/hotbuttons/3/)" button?

Your Great Darsh Face
01-11-2015, 11:16 AM
And a favourite character makes another appearance (http://oglaf.com/panacea/). Still pursuing the medical angle I see. :)

Mr Lister
01-11-2015, 01:48 PM
And it it gives us a glimpse of the currency in the Oglafverse.

Apparently, love costs 10 ℘ and true love costs 20 ℘. Whatever a ℘ is.

Tamerlane
01-11-2015, 01:52 PM
And a favourite character makes another appearance (http://oglaf.com/panacea/). Still pursuing the medical angle I see. :)

And nice to see she's still hanging out with a couple of the acolytes (http://oglaf.com/bellows/) she helped save.

Lumpy
01-11-2015, 03:13 PM
And it it gives us a glimpse of the currency in the Oglafverse.

Apparently, love costs 10 ℘ and true love costs 20 ℘. Whatever a ℘ is.It's pe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weierstrass_p); whatever pe are.

Knorf
01-11-2015, 04:13 PM
And it it gives us a glimpse of the currency in the Oglafverse.

Apparently, love costs 10 ℘ and true love costs 20 ℘. Whatever a ℘ is.

It's a Weierstrass elliptic function.

We may conclude the Oglafverse's currency is based on mathematical theorems. Cool!

Typo Knig
01-11-2015, 04:24 PM
It's a Weierstrass elliptic function.

We may conclude the Oglafverse's currency is based on mathematical theorems. Cool!

I love this place, factorially!

project2501
01-25-2015, 05:23 PM
I see the orcs have found the secret of tiny sexy armor. new model army (http://oglaf.com/newmodelarmy/)

3 pages
alt="also, we could have used our sandworms better"
title="Painting on loan from the orcish war museum, which is a pile of skulls and a painting"
alt="the military use of ass is now widespread"
title="Now every assault is a beach assault"
alt="If you defeat the Russians with no pants, you still have to face the Russian winter."
title="only a change in standards of beauty can defeat us"

Arrogance Ex Machina
01-25-2015, 05:55 PM
I see the orcs have found the secret of tiny sexy armor.

Part of me wishes it was elves instead, but on the other hand I'm sure that wouldn't be quite as funny. :D

Oslo Ostragoth
02-12-2015, 08:59 PM
Better late than never (http://oglaf.com/matter/).

Finagle
02-13-2015, 10:58 AM
Oglaf has been on a winning streak lately. I liked the "Mighty Deeds" comic. As well as the "toddler with a stick" riff on the Hobbit movie.

Lumpy
02-17-2015, 12:51 PM
02/15/15 "The Yoke" http://oglaf.com/yoke/

"Painful and humiliating cock puppet shows".

The well-endowed weren't free until porn films were finally invented.

Tabby_Cat
02-17-2015, 07:30 PM
Why is there a woman there? :D

carnut
02-17-2015, 08:27 PM
Large clit? Or just loves getting in the fray?

project2501
02-20-2015, 06:44 PM
Why is there a woman there? :D


Are you sure is is a "Woman"?

Little Nemo
02-20-2015, 07:35 PM
She might just be marching to show her support of large penises.

Little Nemo
02-20-2015, 07:38 PM
Anyone else feel like that yesterday's Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (http://smbc-comics.com/?id=3646#comic) strip was unusually Oglafesque?

Lumpy
02-20-2015, 08:27 PM
Anyone else feel like that yesterday's Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (http://smbc-comics.com/?id=3646#comic) strip was unusually Oglafesque?
Yep! :D

Skywatcher
02-22-2015, 12:25 PM
A literal fucking nightmare. (http://oglaf.com/rally/)

project2501
02-22-2015, 01:45 PM
Well, you know what they say; One man's tropical paradise is another man's vagina filled nightmare.



alt="Launder your white flag before surrender to save confusion"
title="unskippable pre-battle advertising sucks"

alt="we shall fight on the beaches, through volleyball "
title="The Geneva convention requires us to provide clothes. You can take them off, though."

Lumpy
02-22-2015, 02:34 PM
Oh come on! Bisexual wasn't good enough for him?

Love Rhombus
02-23-2015, 08:43 PM
I like how cheerfully the young man cums while waving his flag in the beginning.

project2501
03-01-2015, 01:52 PM
I thinks someone has a sweat racket going on here, it might just be the Virgin Cobbler (http://oglaf.com/virgincobbler/).

2 page
alt="technically, she's a cordwainer"
title="the procrastinating fishmonger still has nothing to sell"

alt="knock boots with your local shoemaker"
title="potion of virginity restoration not suitable during pregnancy"

Lumpy
03-01-2015, 02:30 PM
In a sex-saturated comic, I thought today's strip was particularly hot.

MrDibble
03-01-2015, 02:59 PM
alt="technically, she's a cordwainer"
Yay! Someone gets it!

Little Nemo
03-01-2015, 04:49 PM
Okay, I'm confused by the last three panels. Is the punchline that the cobbler is just as deluded as the customer?

Quartz
03-01-2015, 05:20 PM
No, she's being cynical. She knows it's her expertise and not her virginity which is relevant.

Bryan Ekers
03-01-2015, 05:21 PM
Okay, I'm confused by the last three panels. Is the punchline that the cobbler is just as deluded as the customer?

I gather that if any gullible rich customers ask how she can continue quality cobbling even after losing her virginity, she can show them the empty bottle.

Colibri
03-01-2015, 05:26 PM
Okay, I'm confused by the last three panels. Is the punchline that the cobbler is just as deluded as the customer?

She says she knows cobbling skill comes from talent and practice, so her tale about it coming from her virginity is just a ploy, presumably to get customers to fuck her. It's not clear however why she feels she has to buy a phony potion, unless it's a cover for when a previous customer comes back and still finds her making great shoes for others.

Trinopus
03-01-2015, 05:34 PM
It looks somewhat like people giving the most nominal possible adherence to absurd regulations. The apothecary frankly admits the potion is worthless; the cobbler frankly admits that she doesn't much care. They're both just going through the motions to product a (spurious!) "credibility."

(I've known real-life people who do stuff like this with regard to actual regulations. One "minority-owned" business was owned, on paper, by the receptionist. She didn't care; she got paid to sign the papers.)

Little Nemo
03-01-2015, 09:19 PM
These suggestions seem pretty contrived.

It seems more sensible that the cobbler, who's mocking her customer for being dumb enough to believe virgins make better shoes, is herself dumb enough to believe a potion can restore virginity. That would be ironic anyway.

But that doesn't hold up. If the cobbler doesn't believe virginity is necessary - and she explicitly says she doesn't - why pay for a potion to restore virginity? And why pay for a potion that both you and the seller are agreeing is fake?

Tamerlane
03-01-2015, 10:21 PM
If the cobbler doesn't believe virginity is necessary - and she explicitly says she doesn't - why pay for a potion to restore virginity?

Because the fake potion is for the benefit of her high-end customers. By purchasing it she doesn't get caught out in a lie when they come investigating - it covers her tracks. It's likely most of her customers don't attempt to de-virginize her out of petty worry about the exclusive awesomeness of her shoes. On the occasions it does happen she has a ready made excuse for continuing to produce high quality goods.

Why use the virginity ploy in the first place? Marketing, marketing, marketing. "Well my boots were made by an enchanted cobbler who can only produce her wondrous works by staying virginal." You can charge major bezants for that kind of exclusivity ;).

Tabby_Cat
03-01-2015, 10:22 PM
These suggestions seem pretty contrived.

It seems more sensible that the cobbler, who's mocking her customer for being dumb enough to believe virgins make better shoes, is herself dumb enough to believe a potion can restore virginity. That would be ironic anyway.

But that doesn't hold up. If the cobbler doesn't believe virginity is necessary - and she explicitly says she doesn't - why pay for a potion to restore virginity? And why pay for a potion that both you and the seller are agreeing is fake?
It's called marketing.


You don't really think she's paying for a college education this way, do you?

Barking Dog
03-01-2015, 11:19 PM
Because the fake potion is for the benefit of her high-end customers. By purchasing it she doesn't get caught out in a lie when they come investigating - it covers her tracks. It's likely most of her customers don't attempt to de-virginize her out of petty worry about the exclusive awesomeness of her shoes. On the occasions it does happen she has a ready made excuse for continuing to produce high quality goods.

Why use the virginity ploy in the first place? Marketing, marketing, marketing. "Well my boots were made by an enchanted cobbler who can only produce her wondrous works by staying virginal." You can charge major bezants for that kind of exclusivity ;).

Don't forget the hot sexing, which is as a good a reason as any to do literally anyting in the Oglaf-verse.

The Second Stone
03-02-2015, 12:32 AM
These suggestions seem pretty contrived.

It seems more sensible that the cobbler, who's mocking her customer for being dumb enough to believe virgins make better shoes, is herself dumb enough to believe a potion can restore virginity. That would be ironic anyway.

But that doesn't hold up. If the cobbler doesn't believe virginity is necessary - and she explicitly says she doesn't - why pay for a potion to restore virginity? And why pay for a potion that both you and the seller are agreeing is fake?

The same reason you want to buy the best high heeled boots: vanity. The whole circle of materialism and life is all a scam and everyone pretty much knows it. She wants to call herself a virgin, so she buys a revirginization potion to fool herself, even though she knows it, and has done it before. Same with the "best boots".

Kimstu
03-02-2015, 12:42 AM
She wants to call herself a virgin, so she buys a revirginization potion to fool herself, even though she knows it, and has done it before.
She's not fooling herself. She knows the "revirginizing" potion is just sugar water.

She's buying it to fool wealthy customers into thinking she's still magically a virgin and thus can still produce the magically superior virgin-cobbler footwear, even if they happen to know that she's already had sex.

The cobbler and the potioneer are laughing together at the idiot wealthy clients who fall for this magical marketing.

Princhester
03-02-2015, 02:10 AM
Except if it was as simple as that Kimstu, why would she even buy the potion? She could just tell the customers she'd had it.

Tabby_Cat
03-02-2015, 02:34 AM
Why lie about it when you can do it for real?

It's like sales emphasising "ISO 9000" compliance. Doesn't do a damn thing for the quality of the product, but helps sell to rubes. God forbid the rubes find out you're not ACTUALLY ISO 9000 compliant.

MrDibble
03-02-2015, 04:20 AM
Except if it was as simple as that Kimstu, why would she even buy the potion? She could just tell the customers she'd had it.

In a magic universe with the possibility of truth spells?

Your Great Darsh Face
03-02-2015, 07:49 AM
In a magic universe with the possibility of truth spells?

...that for the most part work about as well as a potion of virginity restoration.

It's debatable whether the cobbler actually has lost her virginity by the rules of the Oglafverse, anyway. Not to argue definitions for the real world, but canonically Navaan managed to keep her virginity throughout a lengthy session with The Apprentice that certainly included oral right up to a mouthful of cumsprite, and quite a bit more besides, and was all set to include anal as well; and none of it dumped either of them out of the enchanted city, which is how we know how the rules on technical virginity work (or worked there, anyway). I certainly can't Google the page right here and now ;) but regular readers should know the strip I mean.

MrDibble
03-02-2015, 09:46 AM
canonically Navaan managed to keep her virginity throughout a lengthy session with The Apprentice that certainly included oral right up to a mouthful of cumsprite, and quite a bit more besides
But said session didn't include digital vaginal penetration (as TA's hands were shackled). So maybe fingering counts?

Bryan Ekers
03-02-2015, 09:48 AM
I guess it depends on what the meaning of "is" is.

Little Nemo
03-02-2015, 09:53 AM
Why lie about it when you can do it for real?Because you have to pay for a fake potion but lying about buying a potion is free.

And the cobbler is going to lie to her customers anyway. She'll tell them her virginity is why her boots are high quality and, if your surmise is correct, she'll tell them she restores her virginity with a potion. Both of these are lies.

So why not lie about buying the potion as well?

Kimstu
03-02-2015, 10:19 AM
You are probably overthinking the narrative depth and consistency of the Oglafverse, but as Bryan Ekers pointed out, buying a "real" revirginizing potion means that she's got an empty potion bottle as "proof" to show to clients who know about (some of) her "devirginizing" sexual activity.

Plus she can refer any unconvinced clients to the potioneer herself, who I'm sure has a great spiel about the magical complexity and powerful efficacy of the revirginizing potion.

Think about it: if you were trying to convince a rather dumb person that you'd been "cured" of some condition that is usually considered incurable but is physically impossible to detect with certainty, would you just tell them "Oh, I've been cured of that, trust me"?

Or would you show them your Fancy Official Medical Prescription and get the Fancy Official Medical Doctor who prescribed it to back up your claim?

Your Great Darsh Face
03-02-2015, 10:55 AM
But said session didn't include digital vaginal penetration (as TA's hands were shackled). So maybe fingering counts?

Maybe. But again, TA ejaculated inside someone else's body (just not her vagina) and that didn't count.

Also maybe we're overanalysing this, because it was quite funny as it stood.

Love Rhombus
03-02-2015, 11:39 AM
Wouldn't you...notice she wasn't a virgin?

MrDibble
03-02-2015, 11:49 AM
Maybe. But again, TA ejaculated inside someone else's body (just not her vagina) and that didn't count.
Blowjobs don't count! That's what Father O'Malley told me...:eek:

silenus
03-02-2015, 12:36 PM
Wouldn't you...notice she wasn't a virgin?

Not necessarily.

Knorf
03-02-2015, 01:31 PM
Wouldn't you...notice she wasn't a virgin?

Not necessarily. One of the big problems with the "bloody sheet" test: some women have no or almost no hymen at all, some only a small one that doesn't bleed, some lose their hymen growing up, for example during strenuous activity or what have you, etc.

Princhester
03-08-2015, 06:12 PM
Oglaf is sometimes quite remarkably weird. Today's strip; I mean WTF? How the hell?

Biffy the Elephant Shrew
03-08-2015, 07:01 PM
I just know that YAAAAAY! is not what I would be yelling.

Kamino Neko
03-08-2015, 08:02 PM
I am...unconvinced by her logic. What she needs to find is someone with a dick like a stick, so he can move it around in there...this situation just seems like it would make entry painful as heck and actual intercourse too difficult to be pleasurable.

Princhester
03-08-2015, 09:06 PM
I am...unconvinced by her logic. What she needs to find is someone with a dick like a stick, so he can move it around in there...this situation just seems like it would make entry painful as heck and actual intercourse too difficult to be pleasurable.

Maybe something that can be inflated after entry?

carnut
03-08-2015, 10:31 PM
I suspect that, in the excitement, they failed to examine their logic. Maybe next week will bring an answer.

project2501
03-15-2015, 06:49 PM
Now we know where the cows served at Milliways are raised: The Heel of Empire (http://oglaf.com/heel-empire/).

2 pages
alt="we're like 80% child, 20% devil"
title="We seek independence from independence itself"
alt="they also understand dance"
title="Apparently there are lots of emperor penguins. That makes them oligarch penguins at worst"

Shakester
03-22-2015, 12:00 PM
LOAD (http://oglaf.com/load/)

Alt / title:

(A) a hollow earth would make it easier on him
(T) best supporting actor

Lumpy
03-22-2015, 02:29 PM
Hint: if Oglaf.com is slow to update the default page or listing the new one in the archive, they usually post a link to the newest installment on https://twitter.com/OglafRSS first.

Shakester
03-29-2015, 10:33 PM
Cyrano (http://oglaf.com/cyrano/)

A/T:

A - If you're not getting sex, you may as well not get it with somebody hot.
T - You can seem mysterious and unavailable by not showing up.

grude
03-29-2015, 11:14 PM
I'm not a prude or anything, but I actually find the strips not involving sex funnier. Like when they are mocking fantasy tropes.

Brainiac4
03-29-2015, 11:52 PM
I find the ones where she's able to mock fantasy tropes in a way that involves sex to be amongst the funniest. The whole cumsprite thing is hilarious.

Gyrate
03-30-2015, 05:47 AM
I'm not a prude or anything, but I actually find the strips not involving sex funnier. Like when they are mocking fantasy tropes.My favorite one is still the prologue to "The Lonely Mountain", the one about the teeth. I also recently sent someone links to the two "Muse" ones (with a heavy warning about the risks of perusing the rest of the site). The sex ones tend to be less funny and more surreal, especially now.

Merneith
03-30-2015, 08:41 AM
I'm not a prude or anything, but I actually find the strips not involving sex funnier. Like when they are mocking fantasy tropes.

I kind of agree, but then mocking sexual politics is good, too. I guess I just generally like mocking things. I always look forward to a new Oglaf.

My favorite is still this one about Medusa -

http://oglaf.com/snakeskin/

hogarth
04-05-2015, 11:59 AM
http://oglaf.com/naja/

That assessment of clever humour is dead on. And I laughed out loud when the "camera" pulls back to show a bagpipe player.

project2501
04-05-2015, 07:45 PM
http://oglaf.com/naja/

That assessment of clever humour is dead on. And I laughed out loud when the "camera" pulls back to show a bagpipe player.

I'm guessing this wasn't the moment (http://oglaf.com/moment/)she was waiting for.

alt="We squirt venom"
title="Anyone without a clit can join the Cobra Clits as long as they have a cobra."

Princhester
04-12-2015, 06:22 PM
Today's strip I really don't get

Lumpy
04-12-2015, 07:20 PM
Today's strip I really don't getMy take is that it's a joke about being a galley slave as the ultimate bodybuilding regimen, with lots of homoerotic sweat and codpieces, and a bit of BDSM.

Trinopus
04-12-2015, 08:56 PM
Also, there's a set-up for a joke that is immediately taken away again.

When the guard lashes the guy, we think, "Uh oh! The poor guy has just learned that this trip is no 'Fantasy Island' but a brutal enslavement, enforced by the lash."

But then the guard apologizes...and we, the surprised readers, learn that this is a 'Fantasy Island' and even the guards are part of the absurd sexualized paradise.

It's a twist ending on a twist ending.

Tabby_Cat
04-12-2015, 09:00 PM
I thought it was a more straightforward commentary on BDSM, how "slavery" is something that is desired and how the "masters" ask if the "slaves" are into certain things or not.

Master Wang-Ka
04-12-2015, 09:44 PM
I kind of figured it was saying that actual bondage is pretty much pretend, considering you're getting smacked around for SEXUAL AROUSAL as opposed to any OTHER purpose, and the evil sadist who's whacking you with an obscene rubber thing immediately stops when you say the safe word.

...as opposed to an actual slave galley.

Little Nemo
04-12-2015, 10:33 PM
I feel the joke is the contrast between the sexualized way things like gallery ships and gladiator fights are portrayed in swords-and-sandals movies and the way they would have existed in real life.

Princhester
04-12-2015, 10:39 PM
I like Trinopus' explanation. 'Cos I certainly did a double take when the guard backs down.

kaylasdad99
04-12-2015, 11:16 PM
I had the sense that that particular guard is the only guard who thought he joined up for the kink. And this is the first galley slave who WASN'T into the lash.

Not Carlson
04-13-2015, 10:22 AM
Fans of Trudy Cooper’s work might enjoy her guest trip for Oh Joy Sex Toy. (Very NSFW. Duh!)

Ironically: The Three Greatest SFW fetishes (http://ohjoysextoy.com/three-greatest-sfw-fetishes-by-trudy-ryan/)

I’ve been a fan since I started reading Platinum Grit back in my Uni days (as an actual honest-to-god print comic book sold in news agencies).
And boy do I wish she’d pick that project back up. But if it has to be a choice between 0glaf and PG, I’m happy with 0glaf.

Not Carlson
04-13-2015, 10:25 AM
Wow, that was weird.
I couldn’t get 0glaf to show in the post until I changed the “O” to a zero.
Is the title of this comic blocked as a naughty word, like pr0n or something?
Or is it the new fnord?

project2501
04-13-2015, 08:54 PM
Fans of Trudy Cooper’s work might enjoy her guest trip for Oh Joy Sex Toy. (Very NSFW. Duh!)

Ironically: The Three Greatest SFW fetishes (http://ohjoysextoy.com/three-greatest-sfw-fetishes-by-trudy-ryan/)



I am now going to use that folder structure for all my porn folders.

Mr Lister
04-19-2015, 02:54 PM
http://oglaf.com/moonshine/

And the question is of course, what is the king saying.

Lumpy
04-19-2015, 03:25 PM
At least the royal wizard isn't taking one for the team again:

http://oglaf.com/cornwalling/
http://oglaf.com/toll/
http://oglaf.com/toll/2/

yoyodyne
04-19-2015, 03:56 PM
http://oglaf.com/moonshine/

And the question is of course, what is the king saying."They fight for all the wrong reasons, all of them" in the second panel. The dance is just too expressive for words.

astro
04-19-2015, 04:07 PM
At least the royal wizard isn't taking one for the team again:

http://oglaf.com/cornwalling/
http://oglaf.com/toll/
http://oglaf.com/toll/2/

I never saw the second page of "toll" before now the joke makes a little more sense.

JRDelirious
04-19-2015, 07:40 PM
Heh... telling the kids war stories that end with "...then we ate them" never gets old!

Let's hope these enemies had the sort of skulls that can be easily fashioned onto a drinking vessel. Because the Dancing King has really earned it.

carnivorousplant
04-19-2015, 08:09 PM
Rolling a skull up and down your arm looks better than that round thing.

Knorf
04-19-2015, 08:19 PM
I love the look of inspired astonishment on the soldiers' faces.

project2501
04-19-2015, 09:49 PM
Heh... telling the kids war stories that end with "...then we ate them" never gets old!

Let's hope these enemies had the sort of skulls that can be easily fashioned onto a drinking vessel. Because the Dancing King has really earned it.

Yeah, that skull (http://oglaf.com/skulls/) thing never really works out does it.

Lumpy
05-03-2015, 02:20 PM
The latest: http://oglaf.com/evensong/

GREAT NEWS! From the author's twitter page:Since I'm apparently in a rare chatty mood, I'll address the "are Ivan and Mistress coming back" question that's getting asked...

Yes, they are coming back. We're still writing, but it's a long-arse fukken EPIC of a story so it's still got some work to do on it...

BUT it is moving, and is finally taking shape, and sorry I can't give an ETA on it. We're doing our best though.

Your Great Darsh Face
05-04-2015, 03:29 AM
Well, hoping it will be a slightly shorter wait than for Harper Lee's second novel, but I'll enjoy seeing it when it happens.

Princhester
05-11-2015, 06:36 AM
Today's strip: pots eventually boil even if you watch them, long winters eventually become Spring, the Sun will burn out one day, but the authors of Oglaf will never, ever run out of inexplicable weirdness.

What are they smoking?

Finagle
05-11-2015, 07:10 AM
Today's strip: pots eventually boil even if you watch them, long winters eventually become Spring, the Sun will burn out one day, but the authors of Oglaf will never, ever run out of inexplicable weirdness.

What are they smoking?

And yet the most mysteriously inexplicable part of yesterday's comic? Both male characters are wearing briefs. Oglaf is all about drawing the dong. I guess in this one instance, she just wanted to let the mystery be.

project2501
05-17-2015, 10:53 PM
Today's Ragtrade (http://oglaf.com/ragtrade/) was ok, until the 5 way scarf, then it got good.
alt="style-stealing tomb robbers"
title="always dress well, even in the dark- some people have infravision"

Hypno-Toad
05-18-2015, 10:09 AM
So do these zombies make themselves throw up after they eat your brains?

Lumpy
05-24-2015, 08:16 AM
Ragtrade now has an epilogue that was added 5-21-15:
http://oglaf.com/ragtrade/epilogue/

Lumpy
05-31-2015, 12:04 PM
May 31:
http://oglaf.com/threnody/

At least for once the batshit insanity endemic to the Oglaf world didn't get in the way of having sex.

Hypno-Toad
05-31-2015, 04:31 PM
"Burying the stiff" is hardly the worst roleplay.

Foggy
06-28-2015, 11:59 AM
That has always been my motto. :D Ranger Ron (http://oglaf.com/rangerron/)

Lumpy
06-28-2015, 01:45 PM
That has always been my motto. :D Ranger Ron (http://oglaf.com/rangerron/)

Ever wonder why all the deadly dangers on a campaign haven't already taken each other out?

Your Great Darsh Face
06-28-2015, 01:51 PM
Funny and clean - surprisingly. :)

silenus
06-28-2015, 02:18 PM
I really want that on a t-shirt.

Lumpy
07-05-2015, 10:36 AM
July 5th entry: Gussy Up (http://oglaf.com/gussy/)

I see that the Personagé- Magically Exquisite (http://oglaf.com/gussy/) shop is still open for business.

Maybe he gets them from the Isle of tits (http://oglaf.com/isle-of-tits/)?

Skywatcher
07-26-2015, 09:31 PM
I'm guessing Nostrum (http://oglaf.com/)'s surname is "Burns".

Lumpy
08-02-2015, 02:47 PM
08/02/15: Beef Medallions" (http://oglaf.com/medallions/)*

Good lord, I hope the butcher is just putting on a con. In the Oglafverse you never know...

*:D

Folacin
08-02-2015, 03:56 PM
08/02/15: Beef Medallions" (http://oglaf.com/medallions/)*

Good lord, I hope the butcher is just putting on a con. In the Oglafverse you never know...

*:D

A cow like that, you don't eat all at once.

But, you know, if they eat beef, why wouldn't you eat a cow/bull that died heroically? Seems wasteful to bury it . . .

Hypno-Toad
08-02-2015, 09:32 PM
I like that the cow helmet had horns.

hogarth
08-02-2015, 10:08 PM
It reminded me of the Tom the Dancing Bug comics "Bad Meat" (meat that only comes from animals that were convicted of serious crimes and sentenced to death) and "Smart Meat" (meat that only comes from animals that are intelligent enough to understand that they're going to be slaughtered, for opponents of the death penalty for the mentally retarded).

JRDelirious
08-02-2015, 11:13 PM
Indeed in the Oglafverse you can never know. But most often it makes no difference :D

It reminded me of the Tom the Dancing Bug comics "Bad Meat" (meat that only comes from animals that were convicted of serious crimes and sentenced to death) and "Smart Meat" (meat that only comes from animals that are intelligent enough to understand that they're going to be slaughtered, for opponents of the death penalty for the mentally retarded).

And now YOU have reminded me of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe (I should not have had my first exposure to that while under powerful chemical influence...)

Typo Knig
08-16-2015, 04:05 PM
New one this week "Troubadour". A reminder, along with last week's two parter "Leverage", of how messed up a place the Oglafaverse really is. It's even bad to be a god.

I liked this week's mouseover My love is like a red, red rose but it wasn't me who fucked your roses.

ETA: I removed the direct links. I wasn't sure if the two click rule was on for this thread. I'm on my phone and it's quicker to remove the links to be on the safe side than it is to check.

Johnny L.A.
08-16-2015, 04:15 PM
A guy goes to the doctor with a bee sting on his penis. He says, 'Doc, can you relieve the pain but keep the swelling?'

Lumpy
08-16-2015, 05:25 PM
how messed up a place the Oglafaverse really is. It's even bad to be a god.
Incense of Bad Decisions (http://oglaf.com/portrait/) is everywhere!

Elendil's Heir
08-21-2015, 03:56 PM
Heh. Finally got caught up on my Oglaf! A bit uneven over the past few months, but still fun.

Princhester
08-30-2015, 09:16 PM
Strips with Navaan are always fun. I like the last line.

JRDelirious
08-30-2015, 10:44 PM
Strips with Navaan are always fun. I like the last line.
I like how the patient figured that was a fair deal. (Which it is, considering that medical care from her is almost certainly fatal to begin with.)

Your Great Darsh Face
08-31-2015, 03:33 AM
Navaan should have been uniquely qualified to suck out the poison, though.

project2501
09-06-2015, 05:25 PM
Don't forget to quote (http://oglaf.com/penpals/) this post.


penpals
alt="I am not at this address"
title="by reading this strip you have brought yourself good fortune, unless you read the alt text"


Whoops, dang...

Knorf
09-13-2015, 11:20 AM
"Pathetic vulva-grease! You seek to vex me to orgasm? (http://oglaf.com/dictum/)"

project2501
09-20-2015, 08:01 PM
Well, this week's comic sure went tits up (http://oglaf.com/slipperynipple/).
alt="partialism"
title="and that's how I became the prisoner of second base"

Lumpy
09-21-2015, 11:47 AM
Bodilson seems to have developed a strange obsession with tits (breasts, really). Though I shouldn't complain, at least it's not another "men end up having gay sex" strip.

Hypno-Toad
09-27-2015, 07:56 PM
My kind of church:http://oglaf.com/penitence (http://oglaf.com/penitence/)/

Mr Lister
10-11-2015, 01:37 PM
http://oglaf.com/hotbroiler/
For a fleeting moment, I thought this was the return of the shepherd boy, Oglaf himself. Oh well.

Lumpy
10-11-2015, 01:48 PM
http://oglaf.com/hotbroiler/
For a fleeting moment, I thought this was the return of the shepherd boy, Oglaf himself. Oh well.
I think part of the joke is that Oglaf went exactly nowhere. Being illiterate, his potential as the Chosen One went completely unfulfilled. If there were another strip featuring him, it show him as an elderly man laying on his death bed, and as he ejaculates for the last time the gods send a message of despair and futility- which of course he can't read either.

Foggy
10-11-2015, 01:56 PM
So... the chicken did cum first.

kaylasdad99
10-18-2015, 11:46 AM
HAHAHAHAHA! (http://oglaf.com/parenting/)

Must have more Devil giving pep talks to God in future!

Princhester
10-18-2015, 07:50 PM
Woah, that was almost, kinda, deep.

Your Great Darsh Face
11-01-2015, 03:01 PM
And an old friend (http://oglaf.com/lapidary/) shows up - and it's her turn to find a development extremely surprising. :)

kaylasdad99
11-15-2015, 01:57 PM
Funny double-page strip today, (http://oglaf.com/could-happen/) but where's the alt-text?

Foggy
11-22-2015, 06:39 AM
Right in time for Xmas!

Sithrak tracts (http://oglaf.com/throne-heaven/) :D

carnut
11-22-2015, 06:55 PM
Ya know, Sithrak isn't doing it for me. He's such a predictable god.

Biffy the Elephant Shrew
01-31-2016, 08:39 PM
No new comic this week?

Little Nemo
01-31-2016, 08:54 PM
There's a new one there now.

Skywatcher
01-31-2016, 10:20 PM
I'm still seeing the talking vagina from last week.

Had to go to the previous story then two nexts for the new one.

GuanoLad
01-31-2016, 10:38 PM
No new comic this week?They've been having server trouble on the website.

BigT
02-01-2016, 12:16 AM
It didn't hit the RSS feed until two hours ago.

And meh on the comic. Seems like a phoned in fantasy rather than the fun wackiness of the Oglaf universe.

kaylasdad99
02-01-2016, 03:56 AM
I still can't see the new one.

That doesn't mean that I'm going to ask what an RSS feed is, though.

GuanoLad
02-01-2016, 06:45 AM
That doesn't mean that I'm going to ask what an RSS feed is, though.That's okay, most people don't need to know.

It's a way for sites to push info to you, so you don't have to keep visiting to check if it's updated yet. RSS colloquially stands for "Really Simple Syndication".

kaylasdad99
02-01-2016, 09:08 AM
How does that do any good? It just takes me from checking the Oglaf site to checking the RSS, doesn't it?

GuanoLad
02-01-2016, 09:32 AM
How does that do any good? It just takes me from checking the Oglaf site to checking the RSS, doesn't it?But the RSS is a long list of all the sites you visit, and only notifies you if there's a change. For example, I glance at my Systray and the icon lights up when a new update has occurred, I check it, and there are 10 new articles from amongst the 50 or so sites I regularly visit. I can either read the articles immediately, in the app or by visiting each site, or use it as a watch-list, saving them for later in the day.

Lumpy
02-01-2016, 01:00 PM
To reiterate, Bodilson's Twitter page usually updates before the main Oglaf site.

https://twitter.com/oglaf

BigT
02-01-2016, 05:40 PM
How does that do any good? It just takes me from checking the Oglaf site to checking the RSS, doesn't it?

I use blogspottr, which sends me an email. And I get instant notifications for email.

I do this with any webcomic that updates irregularly,, so I don't sit there checking it all the time.

kaylasdad99
02-01-2016, 05:42 PM
No good. I only read my emails when someone calls me on the phone and tells me they sent me one.

project2501
02-07-2016, 01:51 PM
And meh on the comic. Seems like a phoned in fantasy rather than the fun wackiness of the Oglaf universe.

Perhaps (http://oglaf.com/perhaps/) this week's comic is addressing that.
alt="Hives fade but memories are forever"
title="tip for stilt-walkers: lower yourself gently to the floor before fucking"

alt="they started fucking but who knows if they finished?"
title="Opposites attract and then make a big oppositey mess and then the tidy one has to clean up."

carnut
02-07-2016, 11:25 PM
And there's a preview tract this week. If you're into Sithrak.

BigT
02-08-2016, 01:06 AM
Perhaps (http://oglaf.com/perhaps/) this week's comic is addressing that.
alt="Hives fade but memories are forever"
title="tip for stilt-walkers: lower yourself gently to the floor before fucking"

alt="they started fucking but who knows if they finished?"
title="Opposites attract and then make a big oppositey mess and then the tidy one has to clean up."

I considered that. But noticing the problem doesn't make this one any better.

And there's a preview tract this week. If you're into Sithrak.

I still get the old one about the bear's birthday. I do admit it was good when I saw it the first time, but so have been all the comics since it went up, up to the last two.

BigT
02-14-2016, 09:18 PM
The latest one is a bit better, but it's kinda hard since I was in a bad mood when I first saw it. Still, objectively I can tell that it actually has a punchline.

project2501
02-28-2016, 04:22 PM
fullthrottle (http://oglaf.com/fullthrottle/)

alt="too fast to live, too dumb to die"
title="neck exercises are like kegels for horse thieves"

This week's was good for some chuckles.

astro
04-17-2016, 05:41 PM
This week's Oglaf was actually pretty good. Last panel is gold.
http://oglaf.com/rivulets/

BigT
04-18-2016, 12:06 AM
It seems to me that they can't really do good work without nudity. I'm not sure why they've been throwing out so many SFW versions, when I remembered exactly one before the current run--the one about the Eagles and Gandalf--and the real reason they didn't use them in the LotR.

Princhester
04-18-2016, 12:34 AM
I don't know that is entirely true; the fountain of doubt strip early on was genius and it was completely SFW.

But I agree that they do their best work when not SFW. I think they just have a keen eye for erotic cliché, and a talent for lampooning it.

Princhester
04-25-2016, 08:30 PM
Enjoyed today's strip. I don't know WTF the author/artists are on to come up with this off the wall shit, but it suits my sense of humour.

Hypno-Toad
04-25-2016, 08:43 PM
You know, an endless fuck-wash cycle SOUNDS good...

hogarth
04-25-2016, 10:37 PM
Enjoyed today's strip. I don't know WTF the author/artists are on to come up with this off the wall shit, but it suits my sense of humour.
Oddly enough, I was reading about the penanggalan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penanggalan) just last week, and apparently there are a variety of flying head evil spirits in Asia.

Jophiel
04-25-2016, 11:51 PM
It seems to me that they can't really do good work without nudity. I'm not sure why they've been throwing out so many SFW versions, when I remembered exactly one before the current run--the one about the Eagles and Gandalf--and the real reason they didn't use them in the LotR.
This one still cracks me up. (http://oglaf.com/curse-emporium/) It's the beat before the last panel that sells it.

Knorf
05-17-2016, 04:03 PM
Oriel (http://oglaf.com/oriel/). Got a hearty chuckle from this one.

Also, learned a new vocabulary word:
o·ri·el
/ôrēəl/
noun
a projection from the wall of a building, typically supported from the ground or by corbels.
a window in an oriel.
noun: oriel window; plural noun: oriel windows

Lumpy
07-03-2016, 11:10 AM
07/03/2016 http://oglaf.com/nearly/

Meh. Another "people do stupid ridiculous things instead of fucking".

BigT
07-03-2016, 01:34 PM
07/03/2016 http://oglaf.com/nearly/

Meh. Another "people do stupid ridiculous things instead of fucking".

I liked it better than the other recent ones. The very last panel got me. Just the level of absurdity that they took it.

MrDibble
07-04-2016, 07:45 AM
Oriel (http://oglaf.com/oriel/). Got a hearty chuckle from this one.
Did you notice this one now has an epilogue (http://oglaf.com/oriel/epilogue/)?

Knorf
07-17-2016, 12:07 PM
An old friend returns!

Oglaf is back (http://oglaf.com/rudiments/)! And, er, goes out with a bang.
ETA: also, Goat Girl.

sps49sd
07-17-2016, 12:24 PM
Well, briefly.

Lumpy
07-17-2016, 12:33 PM
So much for the Chosen One (somewhere the gods are weeping).

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