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racepug
04-18-2015, 02:08 AM
I have found your successor. And, truth be told, if it had been up to ME and ME alone, no one ever would've heard of you had this woman (http://babepedia.com/gallery/Abi_Ratchford/373004/FO) been "discovered" first. (hubba, hubba!!)

Maserschmidt
04-18-2015, 09:33 AM
Hmm. She seems kind of mass-produced to me.

Hentor the Barbarian
04-18-2015, 09:55 AM
Does she have a condition that prevents her from fully closing her mouth?

Flyer
04-18-2015, 10:22 AM
Hmm. She seems kind of mass-produced to me.

Yup. Either she's had plastic surgery, or else she was born looking like she's had surgery.

OP, there are literally hundreds, probably thousands, of women who look better than your example.

Here is one--Victoria Justice.

http://hdwallpaperck.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Victoria-Justice-victoria-justice-35672815-1600-1200.jpg

http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/victoriajustice//Victoria%20Justice%20-%20nickelodeon-.jpg

http://i3.minus.com/ibe6xGtQ2jqWcO.jpg

http://postimg.org/image/l61iva0ln/

http://img28.fansshare.com/photos/victoriajustice/victoria-justice-max-legs-modeling-1423696668.jpg

racepug
04-18-2015, 10:33 AM
Hmm. She seems kind of mass-produced to me.All natural, baby! (If the online world is to be believed)

racepug
04-18-2015, 10:35 AM
Yup. Either she's had plastic surgery, or else she was born looking like she's had surgery.

OP, there are literally hundreds, probably thousands, of women who look better than your example.

Here is one--Victoria Justice.

http://hdwallpaperck.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Victoria-Justice-victoria-justice-35672815-1600-1200.jpg

http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/victoriajustice//Victoria%20Justice%20-%20nickelodeon-.jpg

http://i3.minus.com/ibe6xGtQ2jqWcO.jpg

http://postimg.org/image/l61iva0ln/

http://img28.fansshare.com/photos/victoriajustice/victoria-justice-max-legs-modeling-1423696668.jpgBut my point was to point someone out who I think is better looking than Kate Upton. That's all...(oh, and I like my women curvier than the example you gave)

garygnu
04-18-2015, 01:04 PM
That thing you linked to isn't.

Honey
04-18-2015, 02:04 PM
She looks similar to Katy Perry, and her boobs are too big. Too fake looking.

MoonMoon
04-18-2015, 03:49 PM
But my point was to point someone out who I think is better looking than Kate Upton. That's all...(oh, and I like my women curvier than the example you gave)

Thanks, porn, for giving us this particular aesthetic. :rolleyes:

And let's call it what it is: you don't like "curvy," you like big (enhanced) tits on thin women.

Wile E
04-18-2015, 04:16 PM
Her eyes looks weird. Maybe it's just too much make-up.

And yes, I looked at her eyes.

LawMonkey
04-18-2015, 04:32 PM
Yeah, but if you stick her in "armor" that none-too-subtly accentuates OMG BEWBS, put her on a horse, and have her wander around fantasy battlefields whispering "come play with my bewbs me" with no real context, will she sell copies of your freemium mobile game?

Alessan
04-18-2015, 06:11 PM
Here is one--Victoria Justice.


Is it just me, or does "Victoria Justice" sound like it should be a name of a steampunk webcomic?

actualliberalnotoneofthose
04-19-2015, 01:31 AM
I guess I read too much TMZ and Egotastic, but I've been seeing this chick online for years.

FWIW, she is close to my ideal type as far as body shape goes.

actualliberalnotoneofthose
04-19-2015, 01:34 AM
Thanks, porn, for giving us this particular aesthetic. :rolleyes:

And let's call it what it is: you don't like "curvy," you like big (enhanced) tits on thin women.

I'm not OP, but when I say curvy I mean everything, but especially hips/butt. I don't like the big tits on thin woman thing. I don't think either aesthetic is supplied by porn. There are plenty of petite and other shaped women in porn and pop culture.

I don't personally like the thin, mostly-shapeless aesthetic or the miniature Disney chick thing.

Smeghead
04-19-2015, 10:54 AM
Meh.

Sharp knees.

Maserschmidt
04-19-2015, 11:05 AM
Meh.

Sharp knees.

Definitely below my standard.

corkboard
04-20-2015, 01:29 PM
I think the woman linked in the OP is levels below Kate Upton in attractiveness. Wouldn't give her a second glance.

LSLGuy
04-20-2015, 02:45 PM
She's certainly, uh ..., stereotypical. And not in a good way.

Definitely a second rater with accessories troweled on with little or no finesse.

Vinyl Turnip
04-20-2015, 06:16 PM
Hey, she still owes me a lap dance! :mad:

racepug
04-21-2015, 04:15 PM
Man - rough crowd! I take it this means that if we were all to find ourselves together with her in a room and she was looking for a companion that I wouldn't have much competition from any of you, is that right? (Well, except for the person who mentioned something about her close to "the perfect body type" as far as he's/she's concerned - :) )

Euphonious Polemic
04-21-2015, 04:21 PM
Man - rough crowd! I take it this means that if we were all to find ourselves together with her in a room and she was looking for a companion that I wouldn't have much competition from any of you, is that right? )

Correct.

She looks like a plastic woman to me. Sort of an artificial construct. Perhaps she's intelligent and nice, but I would likely be bored very quickly with someone who spends that amount of time making herself look entirely built from long-chain hydrocarbons.

I'm talking real-life of course, not a porn fantasy situation.

Elendil's Heir
04-21-2015, 10:31 PM
I'd certainly gawk if I met her in person, but I still prefer Kate Upton: http://thedenimdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Kate-Upton-for-Sports-Illustrated-Swimsuit-Edition-2014b-660x994.jpg

My gold standard for feminine beauty, however, remains (no surprise to many Dopers) Keira Knightley: http://wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsK/30803-26902.jpg

Wallaby
04-22-2015, 09:37 PM
I long ago worked out that 95% of the physical attractiveness of a woman is found above the neck.

The face, the face, the face. Sure, the means of transportation can be varied, but the incessant focus on individual bodyparts ('Who has The Best Legs In TV?' etc) just doesn't do it for me.

swampspruce
04-23-2015, 03:24 PM
Monica Bellucci (https://google.com/search?q=monica+bellucci+photos&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=uUY5Vc_5JtC0ogTkv4D4DA&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1680&bih=884) FTW.

Loach
04-23-2015, 04:11 PM
Not blonde enough.

racepug
04-23-2015, 05:38 PM
I long ago worked out that 95% of the physical attractiveness of a woman is found above the neck.

The face, the face, the face. Sure, the means of transportation can be varied, but the incessant focus on individual bodyparts ('Who has The Best Legs In TV?' etc) just doesn't do it for me.Hey - I like big boobs. I always have. Sue me.

Mister Rik
04-25-2015, 05:26 PM
Yup. Either she's had plastic surgery, or else she was born looking like she's had surgery.

OP, there are literally hundreds, probably thousands, of women who look better than your example.

Here is one--Victoria Justice.

http://hdwallpaperck.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Victoria-Justice-victoria-justice-35672815-1600-1200.jpg

http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/victoriajustice//Victoria%20Justice%20-%20nickelodeon-.jpg

http://i3.minus.com/ibe6xGtQ2jqWcO.jpg

http://postimg.org/image/l61iva0ln/

http://img28.fansshare.com/photos/victoriajustice/victoria-justice-max-legs-modeling-1423696668.jpg
Now that's what I'm talking about :D

I'd certainly gawk if I met her in person, but I still prefer Kate Upton: http://thedenimdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Kate-Upton-for-Sports-Illustrated-Swimsuit-Edition-2014b-660x994.jpg
I think the appeal of Kate Upton is that she looks like she'd actually talk to me. The woman in the OP looks like she wouldn't give me the time of day. Although neither of them is my "type", I prefer Kate.

My gold standard for feminine beauty, however, remains (no surprise to many Dopers) Keira Knightley: http://wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsK/30803-26902.jpg
Huzzah! You and me both, pal. Most beautiful woman in the world. I remember one of my few "seething with rage" moments came a few years ago when I spotted her on the cover of Vogue. Except I wouldn't have known it was her had her name not been on the cover, because they had airbrushed/Photoshopped out every. damn. thing. that is unique about her face. They made her look just like every other woman who has appeared on the cover. :mad:

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