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Old 02-04-2017, 10:20 PM
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She also claimed twice that most people probably didn't know about this massacre, that it was 'brand new information" to them because it didn't get much "coverage".

She is a low-down weasel through and through just like her boss.
I await her Nuremberg defense one day.
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Old 02-04-2017, 11:35 PM
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what the hell was "Portage acacian" meant to be?
"Portage acacian" is further anagram code for "Tapioca Cane Rag" which was one of Joplin's best.
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Old 02-04-2017, 11:54 PM
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At least there was photographic evidence of that.
But sadly, it was a case of American Blind Justice.
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Old 02-05-2017, 07:18 AM
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Clearly that's some autocorrect garble, but what the hell was "Portage acacian" meant to be?
Just follow the double-compound-leaved leguminous trees from this riverbank over to that lake shore, and you'll get it.
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Old 02-05-2017, 10:08 AM
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This just in: ISIS has claimed responsibility for the Bowling Green Massacre. In a statement issued today, they proclaimed: "You do not know where the next Bowling Green will happen. In fact, you won't even know after it happens."
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Old 02-05-2017, 10:45 AM
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Nobody expects the ISis-Panic inquisition!
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Old 02-05-2017, 10:49 AM
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Police find the persons responsible for the Bowling Green Massacre and promptly shoot three unarmed black men who happened to be in the vicinity.
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Old 02-05-2017, 11:50 AM
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This just in: ISIS has claimed responsibility for the Bowling Green Massacre. In a statement issued today, they proclaimed: "You do not know where the next Bowling Green will happen. In fact, you won't even know after it happens."
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Old 02-05-2017, 01:22 PM
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A..he thinks he's people!
Where's the bug spray? We got another one.
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Old 02-05-2017, 01:24 PM
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Here at 2:43. He didn't call her on it.
and why the fuck not????
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Old 02-05-2017, 01:27 PM
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Fact is her statement was correct. Iraqi "immigrants" were attempting to procure weapons of war.

Another fact is that the Left's collective head's are going to explode for the next 8 years, because this administration trolls the Leftist Media on a 4D chessboard,

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i2qvMri81wk
Lol her statement was correct? How many people died in the massacre, then?
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Old 02-05-2017, 03:11 PM
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This is right up there with LBJ not stopping the Alice's Restaurant Massacree.
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At least there was photographic evidence of that.
Allegedly. The judge in that case said he never saw a single piece of it.
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Old 02-05-2017, 03:16 PM
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Lol her statement was correct? How many people died in the massacre, then?
About the same as when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
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Old 02-05-2017, 03:46 PM
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Hey, don't stop him now, he's on a roll.

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Old 02-05-2017, 05:58 PM
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I'm quite amused, in a rather macabre and sad way, that Trump's mouthpiece* says she "misspoke one word". WTF? No, you lying sack of turds; you did not misspeak; you flat out lied. You are a liar. Your boss is a liar. You have neither respect for nor knowledge of truth. Shut up.

*Have you noticed that nothing north of Trump's neck is normal? He has a hairpiece (or what passes for one), mouthpieces (or what passes for same)...what's he using for a brain piece? We already know that all his "normal" brain can think about when meeting females is pieces.

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Old 02-06-2017, 07:38 AM
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About the same as when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
But it wasn't over!
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Old 02-06-2017, 08:17 AM
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Nobody expects the ISis-Panic inquisition!
Ouch.
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Old 02-06-2017, 11:02 AM
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Fact is her statement was correct. Iraqi "immigrants" were attempting to procure weapons of war.

Another fact is that the Left's collective head's are going to explode for the next 8 years, because this administration trolls the Leftist Media on a 4D chessboard,

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i2qvMri81wk
What used to be the ATF and the FBI regularly do weapons stings. Against potential terrorists. Those include right wing militias, teenage boys who start exhibiting disturbing behavior at school, gangs, and foreign terrorists. We don't hear about most of them, and I'd willing to bet that most of them involve people born in this country.
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Old 02-06-2017, 11:48 AM
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*Have you noticed that nothing north of Trump's neck is normal?
Like I said, his neck is not normal, either.
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Old 02-06-2017, 01:39 PM
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Every question she answers should be followed by, "is that an alternative fact?".
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Old 02-06-2017, 05:31 PM
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Okay, everybody is seeing this whole Bowling Green thing as funny, and it is, but it's not.

Somebody somewhere or Kellyanne herself screwed up and referred to an arrest of two terror suspects as a massacre in Bowling Green. There was no massacre. This is established fact. I remember when the event in question happened because I was driving past Bowling Green when I heard it on the radio, about two muslim guys being arrested for terrorist abetting, trying to ship supplies and whatnot. I remember shaking my head and thinking, 'Whoa, little ol' hicktown Bowling Green has terrorists and I just happen to be here when they got them. Weird.'

Now, Dolt 45 is claiming the news media is covering up terrorist attacks.


Okay. Kellyanne, or whoever feeds her information screwed up. But rather than admit to their mistake in wording, that is, saying "massacre" instead of "terrorist arrest", these people are insisting that this non-existent massacre really happened, and is being covered up.

And most of what I hear are people laughing, "Ah, ha, ha, that Trump bunch are INSANE! Well, I guess we couldn't expect any better...Ha, ha, ha, that sure is funny..."

But no, goddammit, it's not funny. We have people in power over us who, because of a slip of the tongue, are contriving to concoct a massacre that never happened because they can't admit a mistake.

Or else, they are contriving to rewrite history to suit some nefarious purpose, probably to advance their anti-immigrant agenda, which is even worse.

Why isn't the news media, which is being slandered here, bringing these maniacs down?

We KNOW there was NO MASSACRE. Why are we surrendering to these evil lunatics without a fight???
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Old 02-06-2017, 05:37 PM
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Every question she answers should be followed by, "is that an alternative fact?".
First question she should be asked every day: What color is the sky?
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Old 02-06-2017, 05:59 PM
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Why are we surrendering to these evil lunatics without a fight???
I'm being told in the Oscar thread that people know we "hate Trump" and we should just be quiet for awhile and avoid polarizing the situation.
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Old 02-06-2017, 06:00 PM
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First question she should be asked every day: What color is the sky?
Maybe a variation of Blade Runner's Voight-Kampff test.

The Stewart-Colbert assessment?
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Old 02-06-2017, 06:00 PM
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First question she should be asked every day: What color is the sky?
"PLAID!!!" *maniacal laughter*
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Old 02-06-2017, 06:05 PM
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I'm being told in the Oscar thread that people know we "hate Trump" and we should just be quiet for awhile and avoid polarizing the situation.
When they came for the celebrities, I said nothing....
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Old 02-06-2017, 06:12 PM
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"The Bowling Green Attack on our brave soldiers."


Holy Fucking Shit!!
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Old 02-06-2017, 06:17 PM
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This just in: ISIS has claimed responsibility for the Bowling Green Massacre. In a statement issued today, they proclaimed: "You do not know where the next Bowling Green will happen. In fact, you won't even know after it happens."
This message came directly from their leader, The Mandarin. He also threatened iron Man again
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Old 02-06-2017, 06:32 PM
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"The Bowling Green Attack on our brave soldiers."


Holy Fucking Shit!!
Worser, "the Bowling Green massacre of taking innocent soldiers' lives away" . . . I'm still trying to parse it into something that's vaguely grammatically correct English .

CMC fnord!
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Old 02-06-2017, 06:45 PM
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When they came for the celebrities, I said nothing....
Since Trump is now the biggest celebrity in the world, can they take him away first?

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Old 02-06-2017, 08:46 PM
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Worser, "the Bowling Green massacre of taking innocent soldiers' lives away" . . . I'm still trying to parse it into something that's vaguely grammatically correct English .

CMC fnord!
What's scary is she must actually believe this to be true. Let's ask her opinion on Phrenology.
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Old 02-08-2017, 06:11 PM
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I guess this thread will do...

Sean Spicer cites Atlanta terror attack that never happened

Jan 29 on This Week: "What do we say to the family who loses somebody over a terroristic (sic) -- to whether it's Atlanta or San Bernardino or the Boston bomber? Those people, each of whom had gone out to a country and then come back."

Jan 30 on Morning Joe: "What happened if we didn't act and somebody was killed? ... Too many of these cases that have happened -- whether you're talking about San Bernardino, Atlanta ... Boston ... would you wait until you do? "

Jan 30 at a press briefing: "Right, and we're reviewing the entire process over this period of time to make sure that we do this right. But I don't think you have to look any further than the families of the Boston Marathon, in Atlanta, in San Bernardino to ask if we can go further."
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Old 02-08-2017, 06:17 PM
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And Australia


The parents of two British-born backpackers killed by a mentally disturbed man in the remote outback of Australia have reacted with fury to Donald Trump including their children as victims of a "terror attack" to bolster his phony claim that the media are deliberately “underreporting" terrorism. Their anger and disgust at Trump is just another reflection of this Administration’s sheer incompetence and disregard for the impact of its lies to the lives of ordinary people.
Mia Ayliffe-Chung, 21, was backpacking in Australia when she stopped to stay in a remote hostel. There she met Tom Jackson, another backpacker staying there. Unfortunately an emotionally disturbed 29-year old French national named Smail Ayad, another hostel guest, apparently developed an infatuation for her during her brief stay. Despite his “Arabic sounding name" the police ultimately determined Ayad was neither an Islamic fundamentalist or even a practicing Muslim, nor had he ever set foot in a mosque. He was, quite simply, mentally ill with a history of imagining paranoid conspiracies against him.



"My daughter's death will not be used to further this insane persecution of innocent people,” - Rosie Ayliffe, mother of one victim

"Woke up this morning to see you've used my son's murder to further your campaign of hate. How dare you. You are a discrace." Sandra Jackson, mother of the other victim

https://twitter.com/RosieAyliffe/sta...12495205240832
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:03 PM
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Dezinformatsia stalinienne.
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:06 PM
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Since Trump is now the biggest celebrity in the world, can they take him away first?
When they came for Trump, I said nothing




and there was great rejoicing throughout the land.
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Old 02-08-2017, 07:07 PM
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Is he talking about the Olympic bombing??

ETA: Committed by American, White guy Eric Rudolpf.
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Eric Robert Rudolph (born September 19, 1966), also known as the Olympic Park Bomber, is an American domestic terrorist convicted for a series of anti-abortion and anti-gay-motivated bombings across the southern United States between 1996 and 1998, which killed two people and injured over 120 others.

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Old 02-08-2017, 07:08 PM
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Maybe he was thinking of General Sherman?
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Old 02-08-2017, 08:50 PM
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Maybe he was thinking of General Sherman?
General Muhammad Tecumseh Sherman?
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Old 02-09-2017, 01:21 AM
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Obviously the Atlanta terror attack occurred in Houston and was carried out by Saeed al Tombrady.
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Old 02-09-2017, 03:30 AM
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There totally was a Bowling Green Massacre!

Sidney Poitier massacred the song "Bowling Green" in The Defiant Ones
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Old 02-09-2017, 04:08 AM
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So, how was Obama able to cleverly cover up this massacre? That's pretty impressive really.
Well it's the same dead people they got out to vote for Hillary.
They prop the corpses up, wheel them around, and not even their families can tell the difference.
Of course the MSM will never report this.
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Old 02-09-2017, 05:01 AM
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Well it's the same dead people they got out to vote for Hillary.
They prop the corpses up, wheel them around, and not even their families can tell the difference.
Of course the MSM will never report this.
Of course not. They're afraid the Clintons will kill them like they killed some of their staffers and associates.
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Old 02-09-2017, 05:09 AM
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Of course not. They're afraid the Clintons will kill them like they killed some of their staffers and associates.
It's a proven fact that the Clintons killed the dead people who voted illegally against them, hence the reason that all illegal votes are for Democrats.
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p.s. to post #194: Yes, I know the Clintons did no such thing.

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Old 02-09-2017, 06:39 AM
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There was plenty of press coverage of the Bowling Green Massacre - who could forget Hillary Clinton landing under fire while Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly continued to report from the battlefield? Dramatic stuff.

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"Why don't the press report on the Swimming Orange massacre, or the Jumping Beige massacre, and Skating Chartreuse massacre?

I bet you never heard of those either."

Read somewhere.
I remember the Annoying Orange Massacre - it's so sad, given that there was advance intelligence indicating the presence of a knife.
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Old 02-09-2017, 04:17 PM
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I guess this thread will do...

Sean Spicer cites Atlanta terror attack that never happened

Jan 29 on This Week: "What do we say to the family who loses somebody over a terroristic (sic) -- to whether it's Atlanta or San Bernardino or the Boston bomber? Those people, each of whom had gone out to a country and then come back."

Jan 30 on Morning Joe: "What happened if we didn't act and somebody was killed? ... Too many of these cases that have happened -- whether you're talking about San Bernardino, Atlanta ... Boston ... would you wait until you do? "

Jan 30 at a press briefing: "Right, and we're reviewing the entire process over this period of time to make sure that we do this right. But I don't think you have to look any further than the families of the Boston Marathon, in Atlanta, in San Bernardino to ask if we can go further."
He's submitted a correction. He meant to say Orlando.

Not that that's much better.
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Old 02-09-2017, 04:23 PM
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He's submitted a correction. He meant to say Orlando.

Not that that's much better.
That's what he says now. I'm not convinced that this was an innocent mistake.
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Old 02-09-2017, 04:34 PM
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He's submitted a correction. He meant to say Orlando.

Not that that's much better.
Does he have a brain tumour? It's a tumour, isn't it?
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