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Old 09-12-2003, 02:21 AM
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Why do my eyes smell like ass?

Smell your fingers. Go on, smell 'em.

Now rub your eyes for a few seconds. Smell 'em again. Notice the vaguely fecal odor?*

What is that?

I can understand the concept of the liquid in your eyes having a distinct odor, but I can't figure out WHY.

Is there any particular value to having your eyes stink, such as a survival-type thing? Or is it just a coincidence?

*Someone else PLEASE tell me that they smell the same thing.
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:32 AM
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No fecal smell here.
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:34 AM
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Me either. I think you have the creeping rot. Careful. It's contagious.
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:54 AM
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Sorry, nothing here either. I'll refrain from asking what you've been looking at...
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Old 09-12-2003, 03:28 AM
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Sorry, no fecal smell here.

Perhaps a visit to the doctor......?
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Old 09-12-2003, 03:33 AM
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Eye doo? Eye don't. Get thee to a doctor.
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Old 09-12-2003, 03:49 AM
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Nope, no eye-stink here. Sounds like you might have an infection or something.
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Old 09-12-2003, 04:17 AM
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Just don't try to put your eyes on a girl. It wouldn't be very polite.
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Old 09-12-2003, 05:45 AM
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Now now Superdude. Maybe it's not your eyes that smell like poo. Maybe your poo smells like your eyes. In other words, maybe your poo don't stink.

Hmm...Are olfactory hallucinations a sign of schizophrenia? Maybe a psychiatrist will be around this thread shortly....
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Old 09-12-2003, 06:08 AM
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You've got an infection, either bacterial or fungal. If it annoys you, go see the doc.
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Old 09-12-2003, 06:14 AM
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Maybe you're just so full of ...




No, I can't do it.
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Old 09-12-2003, 06:29 AM
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If it smells of poo, what happens when you cry? it must stink!
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Old 09-12-2003, 06:35 AM
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Maybe it's your fingers, exacerbated by moisture. What have you been doing with them?
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Old 09-12-2003, 06:52 AM
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Sounds like it might be pus or something. Go see a doctor.
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Old 09-12-2003, 07:26 AM
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Quote:
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Maybe you're just so full of ...




No, I can't do it.
It is a ready-made insult though, isn't it?...

"You're so full of shit that your eyes stink!"
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Old 09-12-2003, 08:16 AM
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What color are your eyes?


Did you smell your fingers before you rubbed your eyes? Are you sure there was no pre-existing fecal odor on your fingertips? There are a lot of nooks and crannies under and around fingernails.


Immediate cure: Stop sniffing your fingers.

... and don't sniff your keyboard, either!
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Old 09-12-2003, 08:21 AM
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Sometimes peoples' belly buttons smell like arse. 'S true.
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Old 09-12-2003, 08:56 AM
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No smell here. You may want to have that looked at.
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Old 09-12-2003, 09:02 AM
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Nope. Nada.

I like your thread title, though.
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Old 09-12-2003, 09:49 AM
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Old 09-12-2003, 09:54 AM
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Re: Why do my eyes smell like ass?

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*Someone else PLEASE tell me that they smell the same thing.
Sorry... Stink free here. You've probably got some kind of infection. I think Kramer on Seinfeld referred to it once, it's called "Stink eye".
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Old 09-12-2003, 11:10 AM
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*sniff-sniff*

Whoa, Superdude! Close your eyes!
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Old 09-12-2003, 11:31 AM
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Garlic. Every part of my body smells like garlic now. What a dinner!
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:08 PM
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wet male heads smell like dog.
and my feet smell like cheese
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:10 PM
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No stink here.

You obviously have a case of "evil eye". (tee hee)

I bet your eyes donít stink either. I know you! You bet someone you could get a bunch of total strangers to rub their eyes and then sniff their fingers, boy, the stuff people will do to get free beer.
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:18 PM
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Dude, can you light your blinks?





And just curious but does eating pizza make your testicles hurt?
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:24 PM
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Are you sure you are rubbing your "eyes"?
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:43 PM
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To properly find out if the aroma is coming from your eyes or your fingers, grab the nearest co-worker and have them smell your eyes directly (with their own nose). This should answer all your questions.
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:43 PM
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Did you mean for us to rub our red eye?
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:48 PM
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This makes me feel so much better about that embarrassing "pizza balls" thread.

Ha, ha!
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(And yes, I did sniff my eye-goo. All clear.)
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Old 09-12-2003, 01:59 PM
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you probably didn't wash your hands good enough. I don't think eyes smell, do they?
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:01 PM
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Man, now my eye's all itchy.
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:12 PM
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Is that a dingleberry on your eyebrow?
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by frookah
Sometimes peoples' belly buttons smell like arse. 'S true.
I know it's true, because my belly button stinks if I don't make a point of washing it thoroughly every day. It's very deep, too.

But my eyes smell fine to me!
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:51 PM
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No eyeball stink here. No offense, guys, but you all have some really, really weird problems. First the guy who had achy balls after eating pizza, and now this.
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Old 09-12-2003, 02:57 PM
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I sniffed. I rubbed. Rubbed some more. Made sure the end of my finger was moist. Then sniffed again.

Nana. Zip. Stink free.
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Old 09-12-2003, 03:00 PM
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Poor boy can't tell his ass from his eyes.
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Old 09-12-2003, 03:02 PM
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Just came out of the john and the whole place smells of eyes. . .

Not mine, though.
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Old 09-12-2003, 03:09 PM
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Hey shitface, go see a doctor!
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Old 09-12-2003, 03:36 PM
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Go eat some spinach, Poopeye.
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Old 09-12-2003, 04:00 PM
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The laugh`s on us guys. I think Superdude just won a bet with one of his friends that he could get a couple hundred dopers to rub their eyes and smell their fingers..........
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Old 09-12-2003, 04:15 PM
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Ummm. You really shouldn't rub your eyes without thoroughly washing both your hands and your face. You can infect your eyes or get dirt in them too easily without the washing.

And you need to wash your face so that the accumulated dirt and/or make-up around your eyes doesn't gets pushed in there by your rubbing.

Perhaps you should first try thorougly washing hands and eyes first and then try the rub-and-smell test. If there's no more odor, then it wasn't your eyes that stank, but the skin/brows around your eyes that stank. Are you using any make-up, aftershave, or cologne (Aramis smells fecal to me) that might be the culprit? They may smell OK going on, but they may stink up over time.

If eliminating all other sources, and your eyes still have a putrid smell, go to an eye doctor -- there may be an infection.

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Old 09-12-2003, 06:29 PM
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My eye juice smells like daffodils.

Wanna sniff? Five bucks.
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Old 09-12-2003, 07:13 PM
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Change your user name to "AssEyes". ::sings:: Don't you give me no shitty looks...
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Old 09-12-2003, 08:40 PM
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::singing, all together now::

I'm Poopeye the sailor man *TOOT TOOT*
I'm Poopeye the sailor man *TOOT TOOT*
I can't get me no wench
Because of me eye stench
I'm Poopeye the sailor man *TOOT TOOT*
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Old 09-12-2003, 08:49 PM
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Re: eyes being easily infected

If eyes were easily infected by dirt, etc., everyone would be walking around with infected eyes constantly, as they're wide open to the environmental air. Fortunately, the eye is the organ equipped by its creator with the most bad-ass of all self-defense chemical weapons (known as lysozymes), which keep us all from going blind and stumbling around into each other, having to sniff eyeballs to identify our fellow humans.

This does not mean, of course, that you should thoroughly and vivaciously scratch your anal region and then rub your eye to see if it smells like feces or whatever. It's always a good idea to wash your hands to stop the spread of germs that reside there.
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Old 09-13-2003, 12:25 AM
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That's what you get for sticking your nose where it doesn;t belong.
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Old 09-13-2003, 06:03 AM
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Now, seriously.

Notice that he said vaguely fecal odor. Maybe the problem is not in his eyes, but in his nose. Maybe his odor receptors (or whatever they're called) are experimenting a kind of confusion.

When I dig inside my ears and smell my finger, makes me recall a can of welding paste. But that's only me.

Anyway, go to see a doctor, Justin Case.
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Old 09-13-2003, 11:41 AM
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My eye juice smells like daffodils.

Band name!
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:52 PM
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hyjyljyj - Scoff if you like, but my corneas developed an allergy to the bacteria that normally live on the eyelashes (everyone has that bactieria, much like plaque in everyone's mouth). The allergy reaction was extremely painful (like a killer case of pink eye - and looked even worse) and now I must scrub my eyes for 4 minutes twice a day, sleep with goopy antibiotics in my eyes, and can't wear my contacts for very long. Prior to developing the allergy, I did not concern myself if I forgot to wash my eye makeup off and often fell asleep with my contacts in. Eyes are not as immune as you make it sound.

But even with all my eye problems, they still don't stink.
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