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Old 11-25-2003, 09:15 AM
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Looking for Skeleton Puns

Aside from "BONEFIED!", can anyone think of any good skeleton puns out there?
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Old 11-25-2003, 09:17 AM
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Do they have to be humerus?
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Old 11-25-2003, 09:20 AM
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Do they have to be humerus?
No. Just the bare bones, please.
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Old 11-25-2003, 09:24 AM
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and you're making no bones about it.

Hmm - I *suppose* there could conceivably be a transnational bit of post-accident surgery wherebyy the Nip bone was connected to the Thai bone?

Ye gods, if I typed that out loud, I *must* need more coffee (which might also explain why I don't understand the "bonefied" thing.)

Ah, given a time-machine - until about 25 ish years ago, you couldl not buy alchohol on a Sunday in Scotland unless you were a BONa fide traveller.

Hmm - or there might be a cooking disaster after which one was left with only "bone, bone, on the range".


Um, it's all right - I'll leave quietly!
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Old 11-25-2003, 09:33 AM
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I'm not thinking clearly because I'm running a femur.

Some people think I look like Pelvis Presley.

..these aren't puns, are they? Whatever they are, they're bad.
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Old 11-25-2003, 09:34 AM
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I'm asking if you want them to be rib-tickling, or just hip?
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Old 11-25-2003, 10:10 AM
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Why didn't the boy skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts

Why didn't the girl skeleton cross the road?

She didn't have the balls
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Old 11-25-2003, 10:16 AM
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Would love to help and was asking within my immediate radius for ideas. The boss came up to ask me what I was doing and had to tell him a little fibula - he looked very sternum and walked away muttering. So I am sorry I won't be able to help - best of luck with your search.....
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Old 11-25-2003, 10:29 AM
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With average skull, I'd think you'd find yourself more than carpalable. Turn on the radius and relax.
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Old 11-25-2003, 11:27 AM
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<-- *is skullking behind the door*
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Old 11-25-2003, 11:56 AM
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"Pat, Ella, have you two been introduced?"

Favorite new actor: Holden Magroin

[alright, alright, I stole it from Friends]

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Old 11-25-2003, 12:09 PM
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Oh, tibia in Paris now that spring is here!

Attendance at the meeting is mandible.

Socket to me!

. . .

OK, that's it. Ulna longer be a participant in this nonsense.
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Old 11-25-2003, 12:25 PM
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I wish we could automate these puns. It's a pain to do them mandibally.

But could any computer possibly comprehend the stapes of jokemaking: timing and comic irrelevance?

I don't know, but I won't say it'll never happen. That could easily become a boner.
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Old 11-25-2003, 12:44 PM
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Boss has gone home now so I won't get the sacrum if I continue looking for puns. Still haven't thought of any yet though....
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Old 11-25-2003, 12:57 PM
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They told me I broke my tibia but that turned out to be a fibula.
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Old 11-25-2003, 01:08 PM
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The ultimate obvious dirty pun imperfectly recalled from Hustler Humor

Q: Why did the nympho date a skeleton?

SPOILER:
A: 'Cause he always had a boner for her.
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Old 11-25-2003, 02:18 PM
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer.... and a mop."
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Old 11-25-2003, 02:34 PM
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Puns are part and tarsal of the skeleton. It's gauche to carpal puns. Now, I don't want to make too many ribs or someone will slap my coccyx.
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Old 11-25-2003, 03:02 PM
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Guess I'll have to bone up on my anatomy.
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Old 11-25-2003, 03:57 PM
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My favorite: We were watching Army of Darkness. There's a scene where some skeleton warriors are dragging along some scantily-clad women in chains. My friend blurts out, "Look, that one has a boner!"
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Old 11-25-2003, 04:13 PM
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An ear for puns?

Don't want to stirrup any trouble, but I am interested in this topic anvil try to help you. Am I a hammer what?
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Old 11-25-2003, 10:58 PM
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Blast you, Dragwyr, I was gonna use that!

On a toy: "Made by patella"

Ok, I know that was terrible, I'll leave....
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Old 11-26-2003, 07:23 AM
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Theres a new comedy sensation at the graveyard. Red Skeleton.
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:18 AM
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None of this makes any sense. Must be a clavicle error.

Where did all those bite marks on your shoulder come from?
Count Scapula!
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Old 11-26-2003, 09:27 AM
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Why can't skeletons play church music?

Because they don't have any organs.
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:59 AM
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Skeletons don't have a tendon, see, to stay together.
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Old 11-26-2003, 11:52 AM
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Still looking - may have found something by tomarrow....
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Old 11-26-2003, 01:53 PM
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Stop SKULLking around, why are you depending on us for your rib ticklers?

It's like if theire was a young lady trying to choose a sex partner and in line she saw 5 naked men and one skeleton, she;'d dtake the skeleton because why settle for cocks 1-5 when coccyx will do?

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Old 11-26-2003, 02:20 PM
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer.... and a mop."
Oh that is just too damn funny. Thanks to you, I now have beer on my monitor, numbskull.

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Old 12-16-2016, 10:41 PM
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:well tibia honest aren't my pun humerus it would be such a femur-ry situation because it would skull my reputation after all my puns are BONE-ified by a ton of comedian! a skeleton!
my sister:...*snickers*
me: i am not even telling you a fibula all of this is rib-bing me everyday

if i can help someone in need
lol



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The hip bone's Schenectady the thigh bone...
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Old 12-18-2016, 02:10 AM
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Dig up the graves of Napoleon and his family, and you'll see lots of bony parts.

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Old 12-18-2016, 08:05 AM
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Aside from "BONEFIED!", can anyone think of any good skeleton puns out there?
I noticed this OP is 13 years old. How soon did you kneed the puns?

Last edited by whitetho; 12-18-2016 at 08:06 AM. Reason: math
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