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Old 09-03-2004, 08:46 PM
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Add more lyrics to the "Diarrhea" song!

Do you remember that good ol' playground song?

The one you loved but your teachers and parents hated?

If you're climbin' up a ladder and you hear somethin' splatter,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you're drivin' in your Chevy and your pants feel heavy,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you're shakin' your ass and you feel some gas,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!


Am I missing any lines here? Please add them if I am, and I really wanna see some new lines. Something catchy. Something funny.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:49 PM
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Some people think it's gross but I like it on my toast
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

You may think it's funny but it's really wet & runny
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-03-2004, 09:12 PM
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We made up lots of these in grade school. All I can remeber is:

When you go into town and everything's brown
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-03-2004, 09:18 PM
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When you ate all those jalapenos,
And you wish you're ass was someone else's;
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-03-2004, 09:22 PM
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When you're running to first and you feel something burst..
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you're running to home and you feel something foam..
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-03-2004, 09:45 PM
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No hurt,no pain, just let it drain
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-03-2004, 09:54 PM
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If you're fallin' on your tushy and you're feelin' something squshy,

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-03-2004, 10:08 PM
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When you're swimming in the pool and you feel something cool,

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-04-2004, 12:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by partylineinc
When you're running to first and you feel something burst..
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you're running to home and you feel something foam..
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Man, I was just trying to think of the words this morning, for some non-gastrointestinally related reason. What the heck were the words to "second"?
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Old 09-04-2004, 12:03 AM
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When you're Trolling in The Pit and you gotta take a ... poo
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-04-2004, 01:59 AM
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I always said the refrain part with a couple of cha-cha-cha's thrown in there, for instance, in these verses to complete the baseball set:

When you reach second, you feel your pants a'wettin
Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha!

When you reach third, you can feel that juicy turd
Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha!
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Old 09-04-2004, 08:15 AM
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When you get to last and you feel a mighty blast..
Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Diahrrea! Cha-cha-cha*

*cha cha cha's an optional extra
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Old 09-04-2004, 08:42 AM
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When the thread should be in Cafe Society
Cause it is of the artistic variety..
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-04-2004, 11:10 AM
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"when you're running down the hall
and it splashes on the wall
Diarrhea! Diarrhea"
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Old 09-04-2004, 11:11 AM
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We didn't cha-cha, we made two quick raspberry sounds ( I can't spell those sounds).
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Old 09-04-2004, 11:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by x-ray vision
We didn't cha-cha, we made two quick raspberry sounds ( I can't spell those sounds).
How funny! We always used to grunting sounds...
Is that more of a "Uh" or a "Uhh" or a "Ugh" (with a silent 'g')?
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Old 09-04-2004, 04:58 PM
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When you fart but then instead
Out pops a turtle head
Diarrhea! (plop, plop) Diarrhea!
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Old 09-04-2004, 10:04 PM
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If your name is Mizza and you like to eat Pizza. . . .


It was all i could think of
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Old 09-04-2004, 10:10 PM
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Ok now i got some real ones:

When you're climbing up a pole
and it's spittin' from your hole.

When you eat a Big Mac
and you feel big smack

As your making scrambled eggs
and goo slides down your legs.
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Old 09-04-2004, 11:02 PM
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No S....

"Rock Me Amadeus" Based on the performance by Falco
"Diarrhea" Parody by Phil Nelson

It makes me always have to set foot in the bathroom.
It's not very nice, feel real bad as I zoom.
Have to sit on the toilet 'til it all falls out
I feel like screaming
Yeah, it rocks me, diarrhea.
Ooh yeah it feels like dynamite in my pants whenever I move
No, it's not all right.
And I run to the john, let it all fall out
It makes me wanna shout

It rocks me, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Oh ow ow Diarrhea.

With a bottle of coke in one hand and Immodium in the other
'Cause I wanna get better soon
I just am worried that the next day might continue this
This really is the pits

It rocks me, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Oh ow ow Diarrhea.

My mind can't work 'cause I gotta go all the time
I hate when this happens, I'm not feelin' fine
I hope this is soon history.
Until then I say:

It rocks me, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Oh ow ow Diarrhea.
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Old 09-05-2004, 02:40 AM
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Here's another verse I once heard (once was enough):

When the dogs go wild, you can smell it for a mile,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-05-2004, 02:53 AM
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Here's another dog-related one:

When you're walking with your dog
And you let loose a liquid log
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!


Charming, I know.
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:09 AM
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When your sittin' in the chair
Turns to shittin in the chair
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When your butt crack fills with goo
And your scrotum's covered too
...

When you want to have sex
But your bowels start to flex
...
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Old 09-05-2004, 07:43 PM
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When you think it's really pee
but then you see it on your knee

When it's sitting in your pants
and you dog raves and rants.
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Old 09-06-2004, 11:54 AM
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Next Verse

Just when you think it's wind,
Then's the time it starts to 'rain,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 09-06-2004, 02:40 PM
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When you're tryin' to make a dollar.
And your butt lets out a holler.


When you eat at Taco Bell
And your butt burns like Hell.
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