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Old 12-10-2004, 01:21 AM
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Extremely wrong Donald Duck ride.

This pic of a twisted Donald Duck coin-op "mall ride" has been bouncing around the blogosphere.

Wow. (My guess is that the ride came about as a result of an unfortunate misinterpretation of the title of the popular short feature.)

As if it weren't disturbing enough, someone took the time to make an animated .gif of the ride.

Lord love a duck.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:27 AM
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That is just so...... WRONG!
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:29 AM
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Bwah ha ha ha ha ha HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha HAAAAA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha guffaw! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee HEE ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (chortle) ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:43 AM
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Poor Donald, being taken advantage of like that...
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:02 AM
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He ain't wearin' no pants, you know.
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by NoClueBoy
He ain't wearin' no pants, you know.
<Chandler>

And yet, when he gets out of the shower, he wraps a towel around his waist.


What's up with that?
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:29 AM
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Here's another angle, with no rider.

Really, I can't think of a more perverse Donald Duck-related image.

Oh, wait...
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:50 AM
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a Buck for a duck,
a duck for a fuck
and 10 more bucks for a fucked up duck!!


Somebody here other than me must have thought of that joke too.

please?
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:51 AM
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[little girl voice]

Mommy, mommy, why does this ride feel so good?
Ooh, yeah, I love riding Donald Duck in public!

[\little girl voice]
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:53 AM
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hehe, I forgot a line in the punch line, but anybody who knows the joke will still get it.
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Old 12-10-2004, 04:07 AM
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What Askia said. Heeee!
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:44 AM
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This reminds me of that Harry Potter toy broom. The one that vibrates.
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:37 AM
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QUICK! BUY ONE!

And lock it up as a collector's item.
'Cause Disney will make it disappear in 10 seconds flat, & therefore it will be worth big bucks.

That's bucks: B*U*C*K*S--bucks!
Not any deviant alteration of that spelling.
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:38 AM
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This reminds me of that Harry Potter toy broom. The one that vibrates.
Now that is wrong. So very very wrong.
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Old 12-10-2004, 10:37 AM
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That first image looks like it is in someone's house. It's not at a supremarket.
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Old 12-10-2004, 11:10 AM
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That kid is smiling waYYY y too much....
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Old 12-10-2004, 11:21 AM
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As soon as I saw the title of this thread, an image worthy of R. Crumb flashed through my mind, involving a plump voluptuous woman and Donald's bill.

Imagine my startlement that it wasn't that far from the truth... except that the 'woman' is a little girl.

Now I have to scour my retinas...

*twitch*

*whimper*
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Old 12-10-2004, 11:24 AM
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An IM exchange with my husband:

Mr. Accurate: Donald looks like he's enjoying the ride.
charke2: A lot.
Mr. Accurate: he's all like, "Awww, yeaaah!"

Poor kid. I hope she grows up able to laugh at it some day.
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Old 12-10-2004, 11:25 AM
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Lord love a duck!
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Old 12-10-2004, 11:37 AM
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I think you mean Traci Lords love a duck.
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Old 12-10-2004, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Hypno-Toad
This reminds me of that Harry Potter toy broom. The one that vibrates.
First thing I thought of too. That's just not right.
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Old 12-10-2004, 11:42 AM
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Now that just isn't right!
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Old 12-10-2004, 11:45 AM
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First thing I thought was "Urban Legend". (Someone having fun with photoshop) Anyway, I checked Snopes and nothing. Still, that doesn't mean it is "legit".
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Old 12-10-2004, 11:56 AM
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First thing I thought was "Urban Legend". (Someone having fun with photoshop) Anyway, I checked Snopes and nothing. Still, that doesn't mean it is "legit".
Considering your Location line, I consider your response deliciously amusing!
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:04 PM
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That first image looks like it is in someone's house. It's not at a supremarket.

I'm suspicious, too.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:05 PM
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I'm suspicious, too.

Larry Mudd's link looks pretty authentic, and not in someone's home.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:12 PM
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If somebody faked it, they also faked this site that sells them...
http://thompsonworld.us/kiddyrides.htm
(4th from the bottom)
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Old 12-10-2004, 05:01 PM
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I think the one in the OP was part of a 'personal collection'. The factory seems to have these from China so they are probably knock-off, non-Disney approved stuff.

I just can't buy that Disney would approve this usage of Donald but I can see some Chinese maker being oblivious to the sexuality of the ride.
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Old 12-10-2004, 05:49 PM
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I can see some Chinese maker being oblivious to the sexuality of the ride.
How?
(Link may not be worksafe if your employer disdains tiny scans of 19th century Chinese erotic art--but it's probably safer than that big ol' bouncy duck.)
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Old 12-10-2004, 05:50 PM
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How?
(Link may not be worksafe if your employer disdains tiny scans of 19th century Chinese erotic art--but it's probably safer than that big ol' bouncy duck.)

Yeah but how culturally common is oral sex in China? Honest question; I'm under the impression it's not nearly as pervasive there as it is in the US.
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Old 12-10-2004, 06:02 PM
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I'm under the impression it's not nearly as pervasive there as it is in the US.
I have it on good authority that it's, um, pretty widespread.

(Funny thing too, the duck ride looks more like straight-up rumpy-pumpy to me, since the seat is right between Donald's legs. That's why I picked that "woman on top" illustration. Now that you mention it, it does look like he's praying at the altar, too. Who knew aquatic birds' anatomy lent itself to such impressive dexterity?)
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Old 12-10-2004, 06:21 PM
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Betcha Michael Jackson owns a ride like this.

What'll be disturbing is if it's his image instead of a duck's.
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:04 PM
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It's a coin-operated sybian...?
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Old 12-11-2004, 10:13 AM
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My first thought was, "What sane business operator would have the thing in front of his place of business?"

Followed by, "And how long would it take for a mob of enraged parents to form?"
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Old 12-11-2004, 10:31 AM
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My first thought was, "What sane business operator would have the thing in front of his place of business?"

Followed by, "And how long would it take for a mob of enraged parents to form?"
Except they might simply be too uptight to explain why they're outraged.

I mean, if your 6 year old wanted to ride it, are you going to explain to her why she should ride the train instead?
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Old 12-11-2004, 12:43 PM
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My first thought was, "What sane business operator would have the thing in front of his place of business?"

Followed by, "And how long would it take for a mob of enraged parents to form?"
Shouldn't that be "And how long would it take for a mob of single women to form?"
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Old 12-11-2004, 01:38 PM
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Shouldn't that be "And how long would it take for a mob of single women to form?"

Well no. As it happens the swan is the only member of the bird family to have a penis (ask Leda). So I've never been that intested in Donald .
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Penis, shmenis.
It's all in the bill action, baby.
















"intested" - heh!
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Old 12-11-2004, 01:43 PM
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Well no. As it happens the swan is the only member of the bird family to have a penis (ask Leda). So I've never been that intested in Donald .

Not really
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Old 12-11-2004, 01:48 PM
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Hooooo-eeee! Now, I have not laughed like that in a very long time. I actually had tears running down my face at the video. What a howl!
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Old 12-11-2004, 01:55 PM
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Bad, astro, BAD!


Now where did I put that eye-removal fork?
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Old 12-11-2004, 02:10 PM
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Shouldn't that be "And how long would it take for a mob of single women to form?"
If that was in front of my Shop Rite, I would be on it so fast, for my next Author's Photo . . .
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Old 12-11-2004, 02:20 PM
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If that was in front of my Shop Rite, I would be on it so fast, for my next Author's Photo . . .

For your book on the Canarda Sutra?
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:55 PM
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Set it up in a bar, and you've got a money maker. Better than the mechanical bull!
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Old 12-11-2004, 09:15 PM
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Just think how much fun the Chicken Lady could have with that ride!
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Old 12-11-2004, 09:23 PM
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Bwah!

Perfect. I can really hear that. "Fibreglass duck, fibreglass duck, I love to ride my fibreglass duck."
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Old 12-11-2004, 09:55 PM
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I must be a total square.

Other than Donald's viewpoint, why is this attraction considered "extremely wrong"?

The user, in this case a little girl, is seated nowhere near the duck's cloaca, the home of the male duck's sexy goodies.

Can someone tell me what's so bad about this ride?
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Old 12-11-2004, 10:24 PM
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The user, in this case a little girl, is seated nowhere near the duck's cloaca, the home of the male duck's sexy goodies.
Donald is anthropomorphized, though. Because he's partly human, we fill in the blanks for his genitals fore of his legs, rather than imagining a ventral orifice on him.

His physical attitude (if we project human traits onto him,) combined with the undulating motion that we expect from a coin-op kiddy-ride, is extremely sexual.

Why do I feel like we're playing "Man from Mars?"
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Old 12-11-2004, 10:30 PM
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Can someone tell me what's so bad about this ride?

Anthropomorphism

Replace the duck with a human male. Most of Disney's animals are not animals, but are representations of human qualities or types.


Sure, the positions still may not quite match up, but just having a girl straddle a prone man gives rise to thoughts of possible coitus. The fact that it's a "ride" makes it even easier to go that extra few inches in many people's minds. And to some, it looks like she's humping him.
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Old 12-11-2004, 10:33 PM
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Larry must have posted while I was typing. Same idea from two completely different people. So, you tell me, does it look like the little girl is fucking an anthropomorphised cartoon animal or what?.
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