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Old 03-02-2005, 07:57 PM
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Used famous breast implant for sale on eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

This is odd... This ex-topless dancer was once sued for a whiplash injury when she knocked a man in the head with her enormous breast. Now you can own the implant- autographed! Apparantly the case was settled in Judge Wapner's court.
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Old 03-02-2005, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Ca3799
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

This is odd... This ex-topless dancer was once sued for a whiplash injury when she knocked a man in the head with her enormous breast. Now you can own the implant- autographed! Apparantly the case was settled in Judge Wapner's court.
Apologizing in advance, I must ask...

You sure that wasn't "Judge Whopper's court?"
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Old 03-02-2005, 08:07 PM
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No, worse than that..."Jugs Whopper's court".
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:04 AM
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And it currently a bargain at $2600. My wife is going to ask why this is in my watch list, you just wait and see.
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:07 AM
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Did you notice the shipping was based on a flat rate?
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Old 03-03-2005, 03:35 AM
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 03-03-2005, 06:23 AM
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Seems kind of a shame to break up a set like that. I mean, what did they do with the other one? Put it in a time capsule? Donate it to flood victims as a flotation device?
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Old 03-03-2005, 07:46 AM
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First, Unclviny stole my eeeeeewwwwwwwwww ! Second, the price is now
$ 10,201.00 . Third, Hi Opal.
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Old 03-03-2005, 07:53 AM
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Did you notice the category? "Weird stuff/Totally bizarre collectibles." Hee!
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:00 AM
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1st - The case was on The People's Court with Ed Koch.
2nd - There is no way that is the implant they took out of her.
3rd - Hi Opal.
4th - Now up to $13,100
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:45 AM
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Holy, Moley. It's up to more than $14 Grand.

Just what would you DO with it?
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:50 AM
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Get another two and learn to juggle.
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:57 AM
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Looking at the bid history, I notice that almost all the bidders have single-digit feedback, which is fairly typical for these "gimmick" auctions that rocket up to the five- and six-digit bid amounts.

Once the shills and jokers are weeded out, I wonder what the actual selling price is going to be.
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Old 03-03-2005, 12:12 PM
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2nd - There is no way that is the implant they took out of her.
Why? It doesn't look that big to me.
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Old 03-03-2005, 12:58 PM
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It seems like you are only gettin ONE of them.

I couldn't break up the set.
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Old 03-03-2005, 05:07 PM
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Yet another:

EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!

Technically, couldn't those be considered biowaste? Is that even legal? Yuck yuck yuck!
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Old 03-03-2005, 05:41 PM
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Just what would you DO with it?
Might make a nice paperweight if your desk is covered with loose porn pix.
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Old 03-03-2005, 05:45 PM
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There is no way that is the implant they took out of her.
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Originally Posted by Indygrrl
Why? It doesn't look that big to me.
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Originally Posted by Guinastasia
Technically, couldn't those be considered biowaste? Is that even legal? Yuck yuck yuck!
That's what I would have thought, as well. Medical waste.
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Old 03-03-2005, 10:00 PM
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Cue the music.

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Old 03-04-2005, 06:15 AM
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2nd - There is no way that is the implant they took out of her.
I agree, because I can't see where in the description it explicitly says that this implant was ever in her body.

Quote:
The infamous Playboy Cover Girl TAWNY PEAKS BREAST IMPLANT.
Which could mean "This was put in her body, removed, and is now being sold"

or

"This implant is the same model that was implanted in her"

or

"This implant is her property"

Quote:
This is the implant from the first known documented Law Suit over

ASSAULT with a BREAST.
All this means is that this implant (or one of the same make and model) was involved in the trial. An unused implant may well have been introduced into evidence.
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Old 03-04-2005, 08:06 AM
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Well now she has signed photos up for auction too.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

And she has changed the auction so you have to be pre-approved to bid to weed out the jolers. This has brought the price down to $ 11.100.00.

I still think it is yuccckky !
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Old 03-04-2005, 08:52 AM
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To weed out the jokers too.
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Old 03-04-2005, 05:15 PM
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Imagine the look on her face if Opal does a vanity search and sees this thread on the list.
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