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Old 04-28-2008, 09:29 AM
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Name my sister's (lesbian) baseball team - smut allowed!

So they're looking for a "creative" team name. Preferably with puns and/or double entendres.

Examples from previous seasons: Batter's Box, Charge the Mound, Snatch 'n Catch.

Team name must be non-smutty enough to be worn on a t-shirt in a public park. The most risque has been the "Toronto Vajayjays". So have at it!
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:45 AM
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Sorry, I can't improve on the previous names. But might I suggest that they work "bunt" into the new name?

Hot Bunts, maybe?

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Old 04-28-2008, 09:49 AM
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The Swinging Bunts? (I always thought the word "bunt" sounded just a bit borderline)
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:51 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:55 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:58 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:02 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:05 AM
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The No Yankees.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:06 AM
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Have You Field My Bunt Today?
That is so not a winner, but it wins Miss Congeniality.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:11 AM
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Munch Bunch.

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Muffin Divas.

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Old 04-28-2008, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by tdn
Sorry, I can't improve on the previous names. But might I suggest that they work "bunt" into the new name?

Hot Bunts, maybe?
Yes, "bunt" has a lot of potential.

I was thinking something that used "playing for the other team" but I can't make anything that sounds good.

"Switch Hitters" sounds familiar, Ill have to ask my sister if that's been in the league before.

Keep e'm coming, I'll pass 'em along to her.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:29 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:30 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:31 AM
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I was thinking something that used "playing for the other team" but I can't make anything that sounds good.
Yeah, I tried that too. I couldn't do any better than "The Other Team" or "This is 'The Other Team'" or "Playing for the Right Team" or "Playing for This Team." Doesn't really capture the spirit of the joke.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:32 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:35 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:37 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:38 AM
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The Home Team? (OK, that's kind of horrible.)

The Dutchboys? (Or Dutchgirls, if you want to match reality a little better than the source material.)
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:40 AM
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Muffin Divas.
I didn't get that one on the first pass. Heh.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:42 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:43 AM
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The Dutchboys? (Or Dutchgirls, if you want to match reality a little better than the source material.)
"Dutchboy" in queer jargon is actually the male equivalent of a "fag hag" because it's the "boy whose always haninging around dykes." My sister got my a dutchboy t-shirt for Pride when my mom and I were taking part with PFLAG. ETA: It probably woulnd't work so well for the dykes themselves, but perfect for the waterboys (if they had any).

Walks on Balls is neat...

I wonder if there is anything that could be made out of "balk"?

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Old 04-28-2008, 10:48 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:54 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:17 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:30 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:36 AM
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:51 AM
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Front of T-shirt:

According to Queen Victoria ...

Back of T-shirt:

... we don't exist!




(Lesbianism was never made illegal in Britain because when Queen Victoria was shown the proposed legislation she refused to sign it, as she wouldn’t believe that lesbians existed: “Women do not do such things.”
It's probably a myth, but who cares?!)
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:53 AM
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You could make the same joke about Mahmound Ahmadinejad and Iran, but it would be unreadably long.

"No Artificial Turf!"
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:07 PM
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Cunning Stunts
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Bunt Catters
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:16 PM
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Hot Bunts, maybe?
My favourite.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:18 PM
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:23 PM
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Can they add, "sponsered by U-Haul" to whatever name they choose? That would be awesome.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:24 PM
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:29 PM
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:11 PM
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:18 PM
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:21 PM
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The No Yankees.
For whatever reason, this one just tickles my funny bone to an unreasonable degree.
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:27 PM
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Can they add, "sponsered by U-Haul" to whatever name they choose? That would be awesome.
One of my friends is on a gay softball team sponsored by Prudential. The team name? The Prudes.
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:32 PM
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Heh! I like "No Sac Flies".

"Clitters" might be a bit too much for the t-shirts though. While smut is highly encouraged, they play in the park where there are kids, and one year one of the teams didn't like going out for a post-game beer because they weren't comfortable with their team logo (and yet the team voted on the name).

I like "No Yankees" too. It makes me giggle like a sixth grader.
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