Old 02-11-2009, 01:16 PM
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"mark" jokes

My wife wants to give a gift, of sorts, to a friend.

I need "Mark" jokes - jokes using the name "Mark".

For example:
What does a dog with a hairlip say?
"Mark, Mark, Mark!"
OK, OK, - I know, but "Cleft Palate" is too medical to be in a joke, don't you think?

Anyway - got any?
Old 02-11-2009, 04:14 PM
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Old 02-11-2009, 05:55 PM
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Well - they've decided to bury him in Blonde jokes instead.

Dunno what's going on - it's a CS Center - they're not normal there.

Thanks, Peter Morris.
Old 02-12-2009, 12:00 AM
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If you want to go really geeky, just give him a proton . . . .
Old 02-14-2009, 12:41 AM
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In case anyone was wondering, my joke was that a proton is composed of three quarks, and quarks are named for a line from James Joyce's Finnegan's Wake: "Three quarks for Muster Mark!"
Old 02-17-2009, 03:35 PM
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I see....


Old 02-17-2009, 03:39 PM
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If he's a Mark then I imagine he's a pretty easy target at the carnivals, huh?
Old 02-17-2009, 08:03 PM
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I do not like this thread at all.

- DMark
Old 02-17-2009, 08:54 PM
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs butt naked scooting across your carpet after taking a dump?


Or Mark.

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