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Old 08-19-2009, 10:23 AM
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Auto-Fellatio: Physiologically Possible or Not?

Setting aside notions of surgery to remove bones (heh) in order to facilitate the process (and urban legends about rock stars who have done same), is it physiologically possible for an adult male to suck his own dick? Assume it's done through totally natural means (such as years of yoga or something).
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:26 AM
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A simple Google image search can solve that conundrum. Or, if you'd rather not see yourself, the answer is yes.
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:41 AM
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Yes it is possible. You just need to be skinny, fit, flexible, and/or have a long dick.
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:42 AM
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You could also watch Shortbus.
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:44 AM
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Yes it is possible. You just need to be skinny, fit, flexible, and/or have a long dick.
Ron Jeremy has done it to himself, on film. He only meets the last of the above requirements.
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:56 AM
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I should add that it is not nearly as fun as it sounds just like tickling yourself doesn't work as well as someone else tickling you.

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Old 08-19-2009, 11:13 AM
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I have heard it is very common on Nantucket.
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Old 08-19-2009, 11:14 AM
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It can be done. But I wouldn't know, because I've always had this beer belly.

Yup.
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Old 08-19-2009, 11:39 AM
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My cousin broke his back attempting it. He died. The funeral was terrible!
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Old 08-19-2009, 11:43 AM
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Yes, and it's a minor plot point in the Larry David movie Sour Grapes (which is like Seinfeld, but with more sex and less humor).
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:00 PM
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I tried auto fellatio and all I got was carbon monoxide poisoning and tailpipe burns.
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:03 PM
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Auto fellatio? All you need is a willing young lady and a car. Try to park where you won't be rear-ended.

Edit: damn! Kayaker beat me to it.

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Old 08-19-2009, 12:04 PM
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Ron Jeremy has done it to himself, on film. He only meets the last of the above requirements.
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It can be done. But I wouldn't know, because I've always had this beer belly.

According to Joe Rogan, he asked Ron whether he could still do that and he replied "Nope, gut got in the way"


After that Joe made a great point.......its gotta be overrated, cause if you do it, but SANDWICHES were better........
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:15 PM
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After that Joe made a great point.......its gotta be overrated, cause if you do it, but SANDWICHES were better........
Do I want to know what a butt sandwich is?
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:20 PM
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I should add that it is not nearly as fun as it sounds just like tickling yourself doesn't work as well as someone else tickling you.
Should we interpret this as a statement of admission?
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:07 PM
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Do I want to know what a butt sandwich is?
Nobody ever asks that question without regretting it
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:08 PM
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Auto fellatio? All you need is a willing young lady and a car. Try to park where you won't be rear-ended.
You mean like, so it won't get "bitten off in a Buick"?
(viz. John Lithgow character in The World According to Garp)
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:16 PM
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You could also watch Shortbus.
Yeah, that's what I was coming in here to say. And that guy had a boyfriend and still...
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:18 PM
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You mean like, so it won't get "bitten off in a Buick"?
(viz. John Lithgow character in The World According to Garp)
Exactly!
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:28 PM
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There are rumors about former pro wrestler Leaping Lanny Poffo being able to do this trick.
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:53 PM
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You mean like, so it won't get "bitten off in a Buick"?
(viz. John Lithgow character in The World According to Garp)
Lithgow's character had his removed as part of a sex change. Helen's lover was the accident victim.
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:17 PM
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You mean like, so it won't get "bitten off in a Buick"?
(viz. John Lithgow character in The World According to Garp)

I wonder how many different vehicle types Dopers could apply that linguistic concept to ?
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:27 PM
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Ron Jeremy has done it to himself, on film. He only meets the last of the above requirements.
He was reasonably fit in his early films like Cecil Howard's Foxtrot. He discussed his ability to do this in the documentary Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy. I think a lot of guys try it when they are young and limber, but would sooner die than admit it to anyone. Dogs are not quite as easily embarrassed. As the old saw goes: "Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."
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Old 08-19-2009, 03:06 PM
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I can auto-fellate. It's a combination of being in-shape (i.e., flexible and thin) and having a long-ish erect penis (8"). It's not nearly as much fun as you think it'd be, though. I can get my entire mouth around my dick, but auto-fellating feels strange. I never do it except as a party trick for certain women.
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Old 08-19-2009, 03:36 PM
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I can auto-fellate. It's a combination of being in-shape (i.e., flexible and thin) and having a long-ish erect penis (8"). It's not nearly as much fun as you think it'd be, though. I can get my entire mouth around my dick, but auto-fellating feels strange. I never do it except as a party trick for certain women.
Ah....video, or it didn't happen. Please.
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Old 08-19-2009, 03:49 PM
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Ah....video, or it didn't happen. Please.
I'm not admitting or denying anything, but it's possible that pictures exist of me doing it.
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Old 08-19-2009, 04:05 PM
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He was reasonably fit in his early films like Cecil Howard's Foxtrot. He discussed his ability to do this in the documentary Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy.
He also discusses it in his autobiography Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Show Biz.
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Old 08-19-2009, 05:05 PM
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When I was younger and about 70 lbs lighter, I could do this. I'm of pretty average length, and I'm not "double-jointed" or particularly flexible. It's just a matter of finding a position that works and stretching a bit. You can't do it right away -- it took me a few weeks of stretching in similar positions before I could do it. It actually came about pretty accidentally.

Anyways, yeah, it's not particularly great. It's a bit of a turn-on to be ABLE to do it, but it's not that great in itself. For one, yeah, there's definitely a "tickling yourself" element, it just doesn't feel as intense or good as when it's being done by another person. Also, the positions required are pretty awkward -- it's kinda like trying to get off while standing on one foot, turning your neck as far to one side as possible, and breathing with only half your lung capacity. Not impossible...but clumsy.
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Old 08-19-2009, 05:09 PM
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I could do this, to a point, when I was much younger as well. FWIW, the "point" I could do it to was the rim around the head.

The same thing ended my ability as ended Ron's.

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Old 08-19-2009, 05:20 PM
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The same thing ended my ability as ended Ron's.
Mom walking in?
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Old 08-19-2009, 05:25 PM
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Mom walking in?
Funny thing is, despite having dedicated (does quick mental calculation) between 14 and 42% of my teenage life to onanistic activities, I never actually "got caught."
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Old 08-19-2009, 05:27 PM
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Not that great?

Warning TMI



I don't know what you guys are talking about! I used to be able to deep throat myself and it was everything I'd ever dreamed of. Then, back in 95 my body chemistry underwent some odd change. My neurochemistry shifted so that my meds didn't work anymore, and all my tendons became very rigid and tight. I lost my hopes, dream, future and the ability to blow myself all in one year.

I hope to repair my brain and recover my former flexibility. If the latter happens, I'm sure it will be a trick I'll show off at every DopeFest.
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