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Old 03-25-2011, 10:08 AM
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Bald heads and pubic mounds.

Not they're connected in any way ('cept maybe fashion), but I find myself becoming jaded by overexposure to both.
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:09 AM
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I agree the bald/shaved head is overexposed, not sure about bald mounds...
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:18 AM
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I call secret bragging on the second item!


Bastard!
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:20 AM
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I agree the bald/shaved head is overexposed, not sure about bald mounds...
Ha ha, very funny. But the pubic mounds referred to are indeed bald. My (adult now) granddaughter tells me that girls start shaving their "bikini area" at about the same time as their legs. Twelve years old!
Pubic mounds, under arms, what's the difference, eh.
Guess I'm an old (66) fuddy-duddy.
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:35 AM
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I call secret bragging on the second item!


Bastard!
Well, being ignorant of the term "secret bragging", I looked for an explanation. Wiki? No. Urban dictionary? No. Google? Some game references.
So its up to you to enlightenm me. Or maybe another poster.
Now "bastard" I know, and its not nice.
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:42 AM
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It means you have found a devious way to to brag about how much, or how often, or how many, bald mounds you are exposed to.
Like saying " I had a horrible day when my Lamborghini blew a tire and I had to get it towed".


And the bastard part was just my way of saying your a lucky dog.

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Old 03-25-2011, 10:56 AM
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It means you have found a devious way to to brag about how much, or how often, or how many, bald mounds you are exposed to.
Like saying " I had a horrible day when my Lamborghini blew a tire and I had to get it towed".


And the bastard part was just my way of saying your a lucky dog.
Oh!
That would apply only if everyone in town were free to drive my Lamborghini. The pubes are out there for all to see in my staid little town. That's the source of my semi-ennui. Over exposure.
I prefer some mystery and surprise. Or maybe its just my meds.
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:03 AM
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Yeah, it's a complainabrag, like, "With these gas prices, I've had to leave my 911 Turbo at home more often than not."
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:26 AM
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Yeah, it's a complainabrag, like, "With these gas prices, I've had to leave my 911 Turbo at home more often than not."
Thanks. dawson already educated me.
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:41 AM
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What?

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The pubes are out there for all to see in my staid little town.
Huh? Explain, please.
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:43 AM
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Huh? Explain, please.
Yes. Where is this Utopia that you speak of? I need to plan my next vacation.
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:48 AM
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Yes. Where is this Utopia that you speak of? I need to plan my next vacation.
Berkeley, apparently. I am now looking for an apartment there.

When I was in San Francisco last year, I didn't see a whole lot of bottomless women running around.
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:05 PM
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Huh? Explain, please.
Your location being a Big Secret, I have no idea where you're posting from. But here in Berkeley we have have generally mild weather. Also it's a college town.
That means quite a lot of young women wearing low-cut pants and such. I exaggerate only slightly about the "pubic mound" exposure.
Hold your breath;
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0...=1242773701000
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:09 PM
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Berkeley, apparently. I am now looking for an apartment there.

When I was in San Francisco last year, I didn't see a whole lot of bottomless women running around.
Not bottomless, but close. More like midriffless.
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:13 PM
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As with so many controversial entities, the bush has had its history rewritten to current norms. Although in reality it flourished from time immemorial well into the 1990s, it is portrayed today as a "70s thing," possibly by misinformed individuals who see an aesthetic kinship to shag carpeting.
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:19 PM
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I assume that most of you understand that the pubic mound includes, but is not limited to, the labia.
I hesitate to include a picture that I found on wikipedia.
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:28 PM
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I assume that most of you understand that the pubic mound includes, but is not limited to, the labia.
I hesitate to include a picture that I found on wikipedia.
Then, just to be SFW, how about a picture of an Ewok with his lips pursed?
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:41 PM
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Ha ha, very funny. But the pubic mounds referred to are indeed bald. My (adult now) granddaughter tells me that girls start shaving their "bikini area" at about the same time as their legs. Twelve years old!
Pubic mounds, under arms, what's the difference, eh.
Guess I'm an old (66) fuddy-duddy.
Well, she may have been using "bikini area" as a euphemism for the pubes, but IME, there's a difference. Bikini area usually means "areas that would be showing when you are wearing a bikini", like the leg-pits or the very outer edge of the triangle. It's the area you want to shave to make sure you don't have hairs sticking out of your bathing suit.

I guess the polite term for the other would be "pubic area", though most women I know will talk more about shaving their pubes/cooter/cootchie/pussy/etc.
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:43 PM
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Then, just to be SFW, how about a picture of an Ewok with his lips pursed?
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Old 03-25-2011, 02:25 PM
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Well, she may have been using "bikini area" as a euphemism for the pubes, but IME, there's a difference. Bikini area usually means "areas that would be showing when you are wearing a bikini", like the leg-pits or the very outer edge of the triangle. It's the area you want to shave to make sure you don't have hairs sticking out of your bathing suit.

I guess the polite term for the other would be "pubic area", though most women I know will talk more about shaving their pubes/cooter/cootchie/pussy/etc.
We were talking about the area revealed by then newly popular low cut jeans. I was surprised that parents would allow something so skimpy. Skimpier than most bikinis. Definately below the beginning of the mound.
This was casual conversation, not a lot of detail.
BTW; I prefer the term "pussy", and so has every woman I've "known". So warm, and friendly.
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Old 03-25-2011, 02:32 PM
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Then, just to be SFW, how about a picture of an Ewok with his lips pursed?
Alrighty then. here's your
SPOILER:
Ewok.

Glad to oblige.

Note: Link NSFW.

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Old 03-25-2011, 03:16 PM
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Alrighty then. here's your Ewok.
Glad to oblige.
You may want to label that nsfw lest someone click on the link while in the wrong company.

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Old 03-25-2011, 03:26 PM
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You may want to label that nsfw lest someone click on the link while in the wrong company.
Yup -- when in doubt, mangeorge, pls. err on the side of caution. Putting a link in a spoiler box suffices to comply with the two-click rule for NSFW links.

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Old 03-25-2011, 03:42 PM
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:: prefers a nice natural bush ::

I have wondered for a while where the cultural impetus comes from to shave the mound. It's not the sort of thing that's on public display, or that a perhaps-soon-to-be lover can inquire about; by the time you find out, you're already well into the relationship. So "I have to look good when I'm out searching" isn't driving it, as it might with sleeveless tops and exposed underarms.
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:12 PM
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Yup -- when in doubt, mangeorge, pls. err on the side of caution. Putting a link in a spoiler box suffices to comply with the two-click rule for NSFW links.

Thanks,

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Not a problem. I'll go see how to do that. I sometimes don't realize that some are offended by things that seem completely inoffensive to me. I should have hesitated a moment longer.
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Old 03-25-2011, 05:31 PM
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Not a problem. I'll go see how to do that. I sometimes don't realize that some are offended by things that seem completely inoffensive to me. I should have hesitated a moment longer.
It's not a matter of offense! Members can get busted at work or otherwise embarrassed opening links like that, no matter how clinical you may dub them.
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Old 03-25-2011, 07:26 PM
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It's not a matter of offense! Members can get busted at work or otherwise embarrassed opening links like that, no matter how clinical you may dub them.
Clinical? I think the point is that someone at work may be offended.
I forgive you for your nasty retort, even though it was uncalled for and the problem is over.
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Old 03-25-2011, 07:58 PM
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Clinical? I think the point is that someone at work may be offended.
I forgive you for your nasty retort, even though it was uncalled for and the problem is over.
That was not nasty, and you've missed the point. I agree that it is over.
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Old 03-25-2011, 08:03 PM
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I had no idea male pattern baldness was a problem ewoks faced. Poor little things.
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Old 03-25-2011, 08:22 PM
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I would have thought mange would be a bigger problem among Ewoks.


I'll continue to shave my head until I'm old enough that white hair looks appropriate. As for the rest, I prefer the occasional topiary as opposed to clear-cutting. For myself, that is. Females can clear-cut and I'll like it.
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Old 03-25-2011, 08:29 PM
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I myself PREFER pubes on a woman, cuz, well, she's a WOMAN.
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Old 03-25-2011, 08:38 PM
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Members can get busted at work or otherwise embarrassed opening links like that, no matter how clinical you may dub them.
Bald, shaved, trimmed, or natural; I prefer subtitles to dubbing.
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Old 03-25-2011, 08:42 PM
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As with so many controversial entities, the bush has had its history rewritten to current norms. Although in reality it flourished from time immemorial well into the 1990s, it is portrayed today as a "70s thing," possibly by misinformed individuals who see an aesthetic kinship to shag carpeting.
LOL!
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Old 03-25-2011, 08:46 PM
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There's plenty of porn out there featuring pubes. If you're into that.
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Old 03-25-2011, 09:52 PM
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There's plenty of porn out there featuring pubes. If you're into that.
Well, old mangeorge here thought that image was pretty, uh, clinical (if that's the word) and not at all stimulating.
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Old 03-26-2011, 05:47 PM
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That means quite a lot of young women wearing low-cut pants and such. I exaggerate only slightly about the "pubic mound" exposure.
Hold your breath;
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0...=1242773701000
Oh, you're referring to the whore-cut jeans.
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Old 03-26-2011, 06:11 PM
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Oh, you're referring to the whore-cut jeans.
What a whorable thing to say!
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Old 03-26-2011, 07:25 PM
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When I was in my twenties I knew a girl who had a pair of jeans whose zipper went all the way from the front waistband, under the nasty bits, and then to the rear waistband. Yep, when unzipped all the way you wound up with two seperate halves.
I can hardly type just thinking about it.
I wonder if I can find such a thing on the internet. The jeans, not the girl.
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Old 03-26-2011, 08:31 PM
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When I was in my twenties I knew a girl who had a pair of jeans whose zipper went all the way from the front waistband, under the nasty bits, and then to the rear waistband. Yep, when unzipped all the way you wound up with two seperate halves.
I can hardly type just thinking about it.
I wonder if I can find such a thing on the internet. The jeans, not the girl.
Here are 4 pages worth

http://tightjeans.co/gal1/index.html

Google "zip around jeans"

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Old 03-26-2011, 09:01 PM
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Here are 4 pages worth

http://tightjeans.co/gal1/index.html

Google "zip around jeans"
Now that's what I'm talking about!
I'd almost forgotten that women used to have hips. And actual legs!
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Old 03-27-2011, 08:39 PM
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I don't understand those jeans. Who has an asscrack that short?
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:24 AM
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I don't understand those jeans. Who has an asscrack that short?
Maybe someone else can take this one. I've already gotten into9 trouble once on this thread.
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