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Old 12-13-2011, 05:25 PM
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Euphemisms for "very drunk"

Lately, I've been using "twisted"

In the past, I've used:

ripped
demolished
toasted
destroyed
f'd up
wrecked

Yours?
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Old 12-13-2011, 05:32 PM
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Wounded
Soggy
Well Marinated
Liberated
Dazed & Infused
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Old 12-13-2011, 05:35 PM
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'faced, as in shit faced
lip dancing
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Old 12-13-2011, 05:39 PM
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Not sure if they qualify as synonyms for very drunk, but I'm fond of the antiquated 'lit' and 'tight.' ('Lit' often seems to wind up qualified by 'half-,' so perhaps it's very drunk indeed.)
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Old 12-13-2011, 05:41 PM
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Monday morning: Time to wring out my liver.
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Old 12-13-2011, 05:55 PM
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Let us not forget the memorable "Tired and Emotional", popularised by "Private Eye" in the UK
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Old 12-13-2011, 05:57 PM
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Pain in the Ass
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Old 12-13-2011, 06:05 PM
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"Barney, you're gassed!"
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Old 12-13-2011, 06:06 PM
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Parrotted

Maggotted

Messed up

Unorganized or Disorderly

Rooted

Lets pinch their wallet

Absolute

Flat on your face or Off your face (usually with other substances)

Vomiting when drunk terminology includes.......

Massive Chunder

Painting a Portrait

I can see a rainbow

Making love to the dunny

And back in Grand Dads day the favourite was ...Pointing at Percy, ie with Percy being a reference to the porcelain of a toilet bowl.
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Old 12-13-2011, 06:32 PM
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A guy I work with uses "shitty" or "annihi-hammered" to mean drunk.
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Old 12-13-2011, 06:38 PM
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I always liked "tore down."
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Old 12-13-2011, 06:43 PM
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Knee-walking drunk.
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Old 12-13-2011, 06:48 PM
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Smashed
Dancing with a lampshade on your head
Drunk off your ass
Shitfaced
Pissed
Winston, you're drunk


Ok I made up the last one but I want to use it on a friend, even if his name isn't winston... JUST to see if he'll get the reference and call me ugly.
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Old 12-13-2011, 07:06 PM
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We are following in the footsteps of the Founding Fathers, by the way.
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Old 12-13-2011, 07:18 PM
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A very old one I've always liked: "blotto"

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Old 12-13-2011, 07:27 PM
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polluted.
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Old 12-13-2011, 07:35 PM
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Losered
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Old 12-13-2011, 08:05 PM
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obliverated.
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Old 12-13-2011, 08:40 PM
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Three sheets to the wind.

Wasted

Ruined

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Old 12-13-2011, 08:45 PM
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Whiskey Dicked. Thumbs up for Blotto and Polluted.

Pie Eyed,

Looperdoo. As in "hey honey, I'm a bit looperdoo'ed."
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Old 12-13-2011, 08:48 PM
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Snockered
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Old 12-13-2011, 09:01 PM
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In my group we might refer to someone as being "stumble stumble crawl" drunk.

Lovingly of course.

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Old 12-13-2011, 09:10 PM
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Pissed is very popular here in Aus, with the extended version being, pissed as a newt. Piss-heads are people who regularly imbibe to excess.
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Old 12-13-2011, 09:30 PM
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All fuckered up.
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Old 12-13-2011, 09:36 PM
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I like the UK term legless, and from Kinky Friedman, monstered.
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Old 12-13-2011, 09:48 PM
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Sloshed
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Old 12-13-2011, 09:49 PM
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A few I forgot

hammered
plastered
senseless
gone
flooded

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Old 12-13-2011, 09:59 PM
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Quote:
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I always liked "tore down."
Myself, I always preferred "tore up"

Obligatory shitty ATHF clip

"Where's my whiskey, I'm gonna get tore up!"
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Old 12-13-2011, 10:05 PM
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Trollied is the one I hear more often than anything else.
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Old 12-13-2011, 10:05 PM
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We are following in the footsteps of the Founding Fathers, by the way.
I love "haunted with evil spirits". That may be my new go-to phrase for pissing-his-knickers drunk for a while.
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Old 12-13-2011, 10:10 PM
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From an old folk song: "blue-blind paralytic drunk".
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Old 12-13-2011, 10:11 PM
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We are following in the footsteps of the Founding Fathers, by the way.
'Seeing the Bears' = Good night out

On the Piss
Merry
Tipsy
Off-level
Horizontal
Half-cut
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Old 12-13-2011, 10:30 PM
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In a group I used to drink with long ago, when one of us was unable to form a coherent sentence, we were said to be "speaking Braille".
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Old 12-13-2011, 11:02 PM
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And people think that seventeen words for snow is impressive.
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Old 12-13-2011, 11:53 PM
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elevated
in the pines
schnockered
plowed
on the ropes
pickled
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Old 12-13-2011, 11:55 PM
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Not so much a description of the result, but I've heard the act of drinking heavily referred to as tying one on.

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Old 12-14-2011, 12:22 AM
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Pissed to the gills.
Knee-crawling, throwing up, falling down drunk.
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Old 12-14-2011, 03:18 AM
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Munted, in NZ.
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Old 12-14-2011, 03:43 AM
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Pissed as a fart
Steaming
Sloshed
Hammered
Paralytic
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Old 12-14-2011, 10:08 AM
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Bombed. Pronounced "bahhhhmed."

There's a town about half an hour away called Lodi. We used to describe how drunk we were by how close we were to Lodi-ed.
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Old 12-14-2011, 10:13 AM
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Locked
Langered
Pissed
Fucked
Arseholed
Wrecked
Cunted
Bollocksed
Trollied
Off his/her head
Fluthered
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Old 12-14-2011, 10:20 AM
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Myself, I always preferred "tore up"

Obligatory shitty ATHF clip

"Where's my whiskey, I'm gonna get tore up!"
Another I can remember from the 50's was "ruint." (see/hear Bo Diddley).
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:02 AM
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Over-served.

Regards,
Shodan
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:05 AM
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Winehoused.





Too soon?
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:19 AM
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Trashed
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:36 AM
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Saturated
Lubricated
Oiled
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:42 AM
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Fucked up as a football bat
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:48 AM
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"Lubed" or "Lubricated"

"Seeing through beer goggles"
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:51 AM
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A wee bit pissed.

(I like understatement.)
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:55 AM
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People know when I'm really drunk, when i say, "I'm not drunk, I'm just drinking". Then I fall off my bar-stool.
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