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Old 04-29-2012, 01:17 PM
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What exactly are considered "Fuck me pumps"?

A female friend and I were talking the other day and she used the term "fuck me pumps" in describing the shoes of another woman's party attire. "Oh ... you mean "hooker heels" I said. "No" she said ... "hooker heels are generally just cheap, trashy high heels. A good pair of "Fuck me pumps" can be very expensive".

So anyway can you give me a SFW net pic link to what are considered to be "fuck me pumps" so I'm not clueless?
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Old 04-29-2012, 01:25 PM
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PUmps do not infer fuck me, stilettoes or hi heels are your go to shoes for fucking.
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Old 04-29-2012, 01:28 PM
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trashy stripper heels

expensive louboutin heels

classic-look louboutin pumps

Beauty and taste, and fashion descriptions, are in the eye of the beholder.

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Old 04-29-2012, 02:39 PM
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A guy, this is what comes to my mind at least:
Example A
Example B

Basically, sleek black heeled shoes in the "pumps" style, I suppose. Usually some sort of solid color though, most often black, and not gaudy, but tasteful.

Hooker heels or stripper shoes are more like the gaudy sillier versions (the one above with the flowers is a great example).
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Old 04-29-2012, 02:45 PM
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Generally, heels are good to accentuate the ass. FWIW.
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Old 04-29-2012, 02:48 PM
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I thought the straps around the ankles were the distinquishing feature.
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Old 04-29-2012, 03:29 PM
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I thought the straps around the ankles were the distinquishing feature.
CFMP (Come Fuck Me Pumps) have been around for a long, long time. They are basically any super-high heel pump-style shoe. Wedges don't count. Bonus points for patent leather, ankle ties or ankle bracelets worn with them. Hooker heels are exactly what they sound like. A CFMP that looks like something a hooker would where while on the job.
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:07 PM
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Classic, original fuck-me pumps, as worn by Miss Joan Crawford, were ankle-strap heels with a cut-out toe: http://vintagegal.tumblr.com/post/34...ia-the-costume

But the term has become somewhat looser, much like the ladies who wear them.
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:08 PM
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I dispute the existence of fuck me pumps. High heels primarily attract the attention of other women. Men will notice what heels do to legs/ass, but not the actual shoes. Fuck me boots, on the other hand, clearly exist and are a well documented phenomenon.
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:14 PM
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I dispute the existence of fuck me pumps. High heels primarily attract the attention of other women. Men will notice what heels do to legs/ass, but not the actual shoes. Fuck me boots, on the other hand, clearly exist and are a well documented phenomenon.
I think you miss the point here. It's what the pumps are called. As in, I could call up my friend and say "I need to borrow a pair of fuck-me pumps" and they would know what I meant. There may be boots out there that inspire thoughts of fucking, but that's not what they are called.

And I concur that fuck-me pumps can be very classy. To me, the distinguishing characteristics are a high, narrow heel (no wedge) and no back (strap is fine).

Stripper heels are completely different: they have to be gaudy.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:23 PM
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I'm a guy. About 25 years ago, I first heard the term "come fuck me pumps" from a female friend of mine. I was clueless, and she was much more worldly. My impression then was that women talked of them long before men knew of the term. Not that men were oblivious to how they made women look.

I've always thought of them as very high heels, usually stiletto, that are quite attractive and classy. They should empower the woman to feel that guys should want to "come fuck me." I don't think that trashy hooker shoes empower women.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:37 PM
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and if the heels are high enough, it's easier to do it standing up. Less need for the man to crouch down.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:46 PM
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and if the heels are high enough, it's easier to do it standing up. Less need for the man to crouch down.
This. I define Fuck Me Heels (what we call them in my group of friends) as a particular style of shoe (shown in links above) that's at least four inches.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:55 PM
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And I concur that fuck-me pumps can be very classy.
Guys the world over are thrilled that there are women out there who think that!
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Old 04-29-2012, 07:03 PM
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Generally, heels are good to accentuate the ass. FWIW.
Didn't do anything for my figure. And the coon hunting in the swamp was royal bitch.
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:47 AM
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Never heard of CFMPs. I always heard the term as Come Fuck Me Boots, originating with the white go-go boots of the 60s, especially when worn with a nice, short mini-skirt.

Nowadays, the term is applied to pretty much any kind of high-top boot. The mini-skirt is an added bonus, but one can wear jeans and CFMBs and still look hot.

Note, however - cowboy boots are NOT, repeat not, CFMBs.
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Old 04-30-2012, 10:41 AM
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I dispute the existence of fuck me pumps. High heels primarily attract the attention of other women. Men will notice what heels do to legs/ass, but not the actual shoes. Fuck me boots, on the other hand, clearly exist and are a well documented phenomenon.

While you are right about the main purpose of heels, I do notice the shoes... but mostly in the negative: ie when girls are wearing 'hooker heels' or 'stripper pumps'. Sometimes this seems to be the norm and girls who do wear 'nice' heels will stand out (to me at least).
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:40 PM
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Never heard of CFMPs. I always heard the term as Come Fuck Me Boots, originating with the white go-go boots of the 60s, especially when worn with a nice, short mini-skirt.

Nowadays, the term is applied to pretty much any kind of high-top boot. The mini-skirt is an added bonus, but one can wear jeans and CFMBs and still look hot.
Note, however - cowboy boots are NOT, repeat not, CFMBs.
To us guys coming of age in the 1980s, on ladies CFMP was in use for stilletos, red or black, shiny leather (not necessarily open toed) - and yes, us college guys certainly noticed them and, more importantly, the women wearing them.
Very sad to say, the pair that Adam and Jamie wore on the Dangerous Driving Mythbuster episode would have fit into the category

As to ladies' CFMBs, in the 80s they used to be considered shiny ankle boots with heels - I would think that's the same today even - the boots Clothahump linked to seem like normal fashion boots I see women wearing around the street everyday .

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Old 04-30-2012, 09:35 PM
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My brother suggests that we should think of the kind of shoe a very campy transvestite would wear. Bingo.

He would know, his partner has loads of cfmps.
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Note, however - cowboy boots are NOT, repeat not, CFMBs.
Depends on the cowboy, really.
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Old 05-01-2012, 07:55 AM
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Any 3+ inch heel other than those appropriate for work.
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Old 05-01-2012, 01:49 PM
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Do fuck me slippers exist?
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Old 05-01-2012, 01:54 PM
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Do fuck me slippers exist?
Yes, but they only work in conjunction with a "trailer park moo moo", a Natural Light beer in a John Deere cozy in one hand and a Slim 100 in the other (and dentures out if you really want to send "that signal").

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Old 05-01-2012, 02:26 PM
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Never heard of CFMPs. I always heard the term as Come Fuck Me Boots, originating with the white go-go boots of the 60s, especially when worn with a nice, short mini-skirt.
I've never heard of CFMPs, but I've heard of fuck me boots. This came from National Lampoon back in the 80s. They had a little blurb on how to tell the difference between a hooker and a highway patrol cop. A hooker wears fuck me boots. A highway patrol cop wears fuck you boots.
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Old 05-01-2012, 02:29 PM
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A word to the wise. CFMPs are NOT to be confused with sheep shankers.
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Old 05-01-2012, 07:05 PM
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Can I just point out that this term confused the hell out of me for ages- you see, in the UK, pumps look a little different..
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Old 05-02-2012, 09:19 AM
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Guy here, and generally I'd characterise them as the kind of shoe worn by vintage cheeseckae pin-ups, as done by e.g. Gil Elvgren and the like.
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Old 05-24-2017, 03:47 PM
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The magical power of a good pair of "CFM pumps"goes without saying . And puts off a very clear it deliberate message from any female... I would say a minimum 4 inch Spike heel is necessary... As an ex-girlfriend used to call them "sandals with handles"... And personally what's work for me the best in the past is a minimum of 4 inches in order to get both heels in one hand and two pin her legs back......
Even an unprofessional environment instead of high heels you can give me a hard time at any time if you know what I mean
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Old 05-24-2017, 04:32 PM
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Obligatory song.

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Something strong and long enough to grip and use as a handle ---------- or at least strong and long enough to plunge into a brain in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
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Here ya go.
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Now if they only come in my size.
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