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Old 11-27-2013, 11:51 AM
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Eggsactly how many faux words can you make with eggs?

A nice little word play as you're munching down on deviled eggs this holiday weekend.


Eggsactly
Teggsas (Texas)
Eggstreme
Eggstraviganza
Eggsfoliate


(Dang it, I thought of a bunch of them when I was in the shower this morning. Now my minds a blank)
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:23 PM
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You are an eggotist and your tendency for eggregious eggsageration leaves you no legg to stand on. Please eggsit my office.
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:27 PM
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Leggo my eggo!
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:32 PM
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Eggstrapolate - to bind together with omelettes
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:36 PM
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Eggshausted - a state of having eaten too many eggs
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:38 PM
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Gloria in eggcelsis Deo - the worship of eggs
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:41 PM
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Ah, eggshuming an old favorite. Be careful, you know how they smell after a few days: it's less than eggshilirating.
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:51 PM
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(Burned souffle = ) eggs-terminate!
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:01 PM
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It was an eggemplary effort!
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:09 PM
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Gloria in eggcelsis Deo - the worship of eggs
Might I suggest "Gloria in eggshellsis Deo"?
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:18 PM
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Might I suggest "Gloria in eggshellsis Deo"?
Indeed you may

....

Photo albumen - a collection of eggy snapshots
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:26 PM
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Billions and billions. And that's no eggsaggeration!
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:29 PM
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Neggatory.
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:43 PM
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Your puns are oeuful ova The Pond...
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:03 PM
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Y'know why the French only have one egg in any recipe? Because one egg is un oeuf.
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:31 PM
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Your puns are oeuful ova The Pond...
They have eggceeded my eggspectations.
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:38 PM
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Egg-zit, stage right, this thread to Game Room ... from IMHO.

Last edited by Ellen Cherry; 11-27-2013 at 02:38 PM. Reason: Eggplaining what I did
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:41 PM
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An eggshaustive eggsposition yolked with an eggshibition of eggstraordinary eggspertise could leave one shell-shocked.
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:59 PM
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They have eggceeded my eggspectations.
Like the Beatles when they topped the albumen singles charts?
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Old 11-27-2013, 03:04 PM
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Please eggscuse me from this game.
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Old 11-27-2013, 05:22 PM
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The most eggcellent pun I have ever seen on the Dope, courtesy of Asympotically fat:

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I usually make an "" by taking the top two pixels from a "X"....... you can't make an umlaut without break a few x's.
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:35 PM
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Y'know why the French only have one egg in any recipe? Becaus one egg is un oeuf.
The Tueareggs omelettes are three times the size...

(If my phonetics are right...)
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Old 11-27-2013, 09:19 PM
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Did I hear Jason Aleggsander say some of these Yolks on Seinfeld?
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Old 11-28-2013, 02:25 AM
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Wait, isn't this an old game that's been around since, like, the first chicken?

I'm sure I remember seeing this in a newspaper. I think it was on the "kiddies page", where they ran another one, or several, every day that kids sent in. That was years ago.

/s/ Seneggoid.

Last edited by Senegoid; 11-28-2013 at 02:26 AM.
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Old 11-29-2013, 07:17 AM
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I just popped in to egg you on.
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Old 11-29-2013, 07:57 AM
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eggsist - verb - have objeggtive reality

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Old 11-29-2013, 12:33 PM
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This thread is eggscruciating.
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Old 11-30-2013, 12:48 PM
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Eggsacting - painstakingly precise drama about eggs.
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Old 11-30-2013, 01:24 PM
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I'm eggstremely eggsasperated that y'all have eggsausted the eggstenstive list of egg puns in my leggsicon. I'm not sure I can continue to eggsist in such a state. Ova and out.
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Old 11-30-2013, 01:30 PM
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The next poster to make a bad pun deserves a shellacking
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Old 11-30-2013, 04:15 PM
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It's not my fault, I just consumed a dozen of them (minus two I had to throw out). In other words, there were
SPOILER:
eggstenuating circumstances
.

Last edited by Malacandra; 11-30-2013 at 04:15 PM.
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Old 12-01-2013, 12:30 PM
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We appear to have some eggspert punsters here....
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:24 PM
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This puzzle is eggstremely egghilarating.
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:35 PM
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When a chicken runs out of gas does she go to the Eggson station? (Or possibly Shell?)

After filling up, the car really eggshelllerates.
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Old 12-02-2013, 09:25 AM
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I can't think of any eggsamples of this.
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Old 12-02-2013, 09:29 AM
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There once was an egg set in a stone so firm that only the one chosen rooster to rule the chicken kingdom could remove it from where it was set. That's right, it's the story of eggscalibur.
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Old 12-02-2013, 09:31 AM
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Now presenting William Sheggspeare's masterpiece: Omelet!
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Old 12-02-2013, 10:58 AM
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This thread is a crime! Not on the level of Hitler, but certainly Leggs Luther supervillainy!
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