View Poll Results: Would you hire a sexy cleaner?
I'm a man--yes 13 13.13%
I'm a man--not for me, but as a gift 3 3.03%
I'm a man--no, for moral/ethical reasons 11 11.11%
I'm a man--no, for pragmatic reasons 56 56.57%
I'm a woman--yes 0 0%
I'm a woman--not for me, but as a gift 2 2.02%
I'm a woman--no, for moral/ethical reasons 4 4.04%
I'm a woman--no, for pragmatic reasons 10 10.10%
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Old 05-08-2016, 10:29 AM
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Would you hire a "sexy house cleaning" service?

For those who are not aware, there are several companies who offer sexy house cleaning services. (Just Google that phrase, if you want to see specific companies.)
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Did you ever wonder if those ads for a sexy housekeeper, perhaps dressed as a French maid, are for real? I can tell you that some of them are. My name is Nickie, and I was a sexy housekeeper.

A sexy housekeeper is not the same thing as a call girl or prostitute. This job requires you to actually clean the house, although not very heavy housework, such as stripping floors or washing windows, and there is no sex involved. The only difference between a sexy housekeeper and a regular housekeeper is that the sexy housekeeper dresses in a sexy costume and often provides some light conversation and personality while working.
http://aol.com/article/2011/06/2...eper/19943061/

Some of those companies employ men, as well, so that they can also target women who enjoy eye candy.

What do Dopers think of that type of thing? And assuming you could afford it, would you hire such a company?
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Old 05-08-2016, 10:35 AM
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Or go all the way: I Did It for Science: Nude Housecleaning
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Old 05-08-2016, 11:06 AM
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If it were substantially cheaper than regular housekeeping, I might consider it. But that sounds pretty unlikely.
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Old 05-08-2016, 11:08 AM
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My thinking is to not mix work and pleasure. I can't see much work getting done!
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Old 05-08-2016, 11:20 AM
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People who are hot probably never had to do their OWN work; why should I think that they'll do a good job on MINE?
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Old 05-08-2016, 12:50 PM
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No more than I would buy whole life insurance.
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Old 05-08-2016, 01:09 PM
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I thought that the point of a housekeeping service was that they showed up while you're at work and clean for you, and you return home to a nice clean house. Why would I care how they looked if I'm rarely going to see them?
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Old 05-08-2016, 02:02 PM
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In theory, I suppose, I might do a one time, bachelor party kind of stunt, but it's hard to imagine it's much fun over time.
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Old 05-08-2016, 02:19 PM
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What would be the point? What are the chances I'd ever have a relationship with these women? It sounds like a form of self inflicted torture.
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Old 05-08-2016, 02:27 PM
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Cleaning just isn't an erotic act, even if the person is nude.
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Old 05-08-2016, 02:32 PM
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No, they cost more than regular maids. For the money a 'sexy house cleaning' service charges I can get a regular maid and still have enough money for a 30 minute asian massage.
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Old 05-08-2016, 02:42 PM
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I would hire a housecleaning service to clean while I was at work, so I wouldn't see any reason to pay for a sexy housecleaning service. I don't have any moral objection to one, and might hire one as a novelty if a partner was stressing out about cleaning before some big event, but it's not something I'd want to spend the extra on.
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Old 05-08-2016, 03:14 PM
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I don't see why anyone would do this unless they thought they were hiring a call girl. If you want to ogle sexy women there are strip clubs, porn, etc., and if you have a sexy maid fetish or something then a sexy maid who won't actually have sex with you is presumably a big disappointment. It sounds like hiring a "sexy housekeeper" basically means you're paying more money for a housekeeper who won't do heavy chores.
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Old 05-08-2016, 03:15 PM
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I don't see myself as ever being inclined to hire a houseclearning service in general, so it wouldn't come up. I tend to think people (men and women) ought to clean their own houses. If I did, sure why not.
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Old 05-08-2016, 04:12 PM
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I'm a man, yes I would for the entertainment. That doesn't mean I will, but if it interested me I don't see a reason not to.
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Old 05-08-2016, 04:19 PM
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My thinking is to not mix work and pleasure. I can't see much work getting done!

You realize they're just using you, right? All you'd get is light housekeeping at thrice the price and no actual nookie. It's a business, not a brothel service.

And no, if I paid someone to do this for me, I'd actually want my baseboards spotless, not my pipes flushed.
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Old 05-08-2016, 04:28 PM
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I'm supposed to pay someone sexy and unobtainable to come into my home. What, I don't have enough frustration in my life already?
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Old 05-08-2016, 04:30 PM
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The "visual" that would be most exciting to me is a sparking kitchen and bathrooms, I don't care what the housecleaner looks like.
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Old 05-08-2016, 05:09 PM
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I don't see why anyone would do this unless they thought they were hiring a call girl.
I had a friend interview for a job with such an enterprise. Her understanding (afterward) was that they were, indeed, essentially hiring stripper/call girls. Some clients maybe were only going to watch, intently. Beyond that, "it's up to you" to work for "tips," case-by-case between the women and the individual clients.
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Old 05-08-2016, 05:39 PM
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I'm a man, yes I would for the entertainment. That doesn't mean I will, but if it interested me I don't see a reason not to.
Pretty much my thinking. Eye candy is still candy, and I like candy. But I'm also a cheap bastard, and wouldn't want to pay any more than I would for any other house cleaning service.
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Old 05-08-2016, 09:50 PM
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You realize they're just using you, right? All you'd get is light housekeeping at thrice the price and no actual nookie. It's a business, not a brothel service.
Exactly. Pay twice as much for inferior work so you can look at a woman in her underwear. Meh.
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Old 05-08-2016, 10:05 PM
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If it was someone along the lines of Calvin Trillin or Edwin Newman, then yes, I would be interested.
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Old 05-08-2016, 10:34 PM
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I would find it threatening and unpleasant (which isn't a poll option...)

That's probably one of these male/female differentiating things.

Basically, Hell no! GTF out of my house!
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Old 05-08-2016, 10:50 PM
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I would find it threatening and unpleasant (which isn't a poll option...)

That's probably one of these male/female differentiating things.

Basically, Hell no! GTF out of my house!
Are you sure you don't want a strange naked man to come to your house with flammable chemicals? Because I'm free on tuesday.
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Old 05-08-2016, 11:02 PM
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Are you sure you don't want a strange naked man to come to your house with flammable chemicals? Because I'm free on tuesday.
You know, this thread would have been just perfect for iampunha

(nostalgia alert...)
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Old 05-08-2016, 11:02 PM
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Eh, my housecleaning happens while I'm outside the house. I believe in a separation of tasks. My house cleaners clean my house and that's all I'll pay for.

I suppose OTOH if I had one of those "Hot Barista" shops on or near my usual routes of travel I could stop by for a mocha latte and my fix of babe-in-sexy-outfit-performing-service-sector-job every now and then. Won't cost me as much as a housecleaning.
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Old 05-09-2016, 01:29 AM
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No way. First my wife would object. Second, I've never been into the French Maid fantasy. Third, it is bad enough cleaning the house for the cleaning lady, I don't also want to clean myself.
I feel the same way about secy pizza and sexy car washes.
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Old 05-09-2016, 01:32 AM
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Are you sure you don't want a strange naked man to come to your house with flammable chemicals? Because I'm free on tuesday.

How about Thursdays?
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Old 05-09-2016, 02:16 AM
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How about Thursdays?
If Wesley Clark is available to clean my home for free one day a week, he's hired. For that price, I won't fuss over what he wears and I can arrange my schedule for whatever day it is.
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Old 05-09-2016, 02:32 AM
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I'm male, and no. I don't want strangers in my house, let alone naked ones. I'd be reluctant to hire any one to clean my house.
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Old 05-09-2016, 05:49 AM
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My mother's housekeeper provides conversation, has a very definite personality, and will perform tasks including ironing or repainting the windows (not in the same week).
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Old 05-09-2016, 07:28 AM
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... will perform tasks including ironing or repainting the windows ...
Now that's be something I'd pay to witness (not on my own windows, though).

As for sexy housekeeping, no I don't see the point. Any ogling needs I have would be met for free by parking myself on a street café chair or on a park bench in this fine weather, from time to time discreetly lifting my gaze up from my paper.
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Old 05-09-2016, 08:14 AM
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Any of those "look but don't touch" sexy entertainments, like strippers or lap dances, or even Hooters, seem to me to be just frustration personified, and invite more trouble than they're worth.
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Old 05-09-2016, 08:20 AM
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Now that's be something I'd pay to witness (not on my own windows, though).
The ironing is just on regular clothing, sorry. Guess we could ask her to use a ton of starch...
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My mother's housekeeper provides conversation, has a very definite personality, and will perform tasks including ironing or repainting the windows (not in the same week).
So, is it iron the windows then repaint them the next week, or repaint the windows and iron them the next week?
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Old 05-09-2016, 09:37 AM
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It's sand them on Tuesday and paint on Thursday, all very organized.
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Old 05-09-2016, 09:41 AM
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You know, this thread would have been just perfect for iampunha

(nostalgia alert...)
What the hell happened to him anyway?

As for the OP, no, I highly doubt I'd use such a service. I find the typical house cleaning service rather strange anyway, I have to do a lot of the cleaning first, if I'm going that far I might as well just finish the damn job.
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Old 05-09-2016, 11:48 AM
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Seems like there would be few things more awkward than following someone from room to room and watching them half-heartedly clean your mess. But I'm guessing the prospective clientele is well beyond feeling weird about that kind of thing...
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Old 05-09-2016, 12:02 PM
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If I were single, I might consider it, for the temporary illusion of having a domestic partner—especially if I were single and homebound for some reason.
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Old 05-09-2016, 01:01 PM
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Can I follow them around and take pictures?
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Cleaning just isn't an erotic act, even if the person is nude.
Call me a pig if you like, but anything that gets my wife to bend over is enough to get me going.

Hiring someone to do it? No thanks.
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I don't want to be home when the housekeeper is working, the whole thing is awkward. I prefer coming home and the house is clean like elves did it or something, plus I imagine that sexy housekeepers do a shit job of actually cleaning. So, I'd have to pay real housekeepers to clean up behind them.
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Old 05-09-2016, 02:16 PM
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It would just be awkward. Especially following them around the house as they clean.
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Old 05-09-2016, 02:24 PM
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No, I would not do this. Seems like paying too much for too little. OTOH, I did once take my motorcycle to a nearby Tilted Kilt where the waitresses were doing a bike wash for a few dollars. Doing it myself would have costed about as much and been a lot less fun, so I considered it money well spent.
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Old 05-09-2016, 03:08 PM
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I met a couple in a bar in Vegas who traveled around the country and their source of income was nude housecleaning. They told me the response to their ads was greatest in the bible belt, while in the pacific northwest they could not get even a nibble.
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Old 05-09-2016, 03:35 PM
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Worst of BOTH WORLDS!

Costs more, does less as cleaning service

You're paying for a sexual angle, but no sex - why would I do that?

Someone mentioned a Bachelor Party (a tradition for which I see no need nor justification) - that would be the one instance - as a novelty act at a party.

I'd still go with the stripper in a cake routine myself.
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Old 05-09-2016, 05:04 PM
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In this day and age, I can see scantily clad women anywhere. I don't need that from a cleaning service.
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Old 05-09-2016, 07:44 PM
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I'm a man and I do have a house cleaner. It's awkward being in the house when it is being cleaned though so my partner and I make a point of being out of the house while it is being cleaned. So a sexy cleaner would be useless. I also have no interest in looking at a live sexy lady cleaning my house.
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Old 05-09-2016, 10:35 PM
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My first reaction to this OP was "AOL is still around?"

No, I wouldn't hire one. for practical reasons.
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Old 05-09-2016, 11:13 PM
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Hells yes! I can be sure they're not stealing anything!

I kid, I kid because I love.

But not this idea. No chance.

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