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Old 11-19-2001, 03:01 AM
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Okay, so I'm watching, um, a documentary about porn, and on comes a scene with the man standing up and the girl on her knees practicing her sword swallowing.

Now, call me a lazy bastard, but I'm not going to to stand around in the middle of the room for five seconds, er, minutes to get my BJ. I imagine (quite often, actually) that I'd be leaning up against the wall if nothing else. (Seriously, shouldn't a good BJ leave you too weak to stand anyway?)

So what say you? Do people actually do this, or is it a sexual urban legend, along the lines of the elusive facial?
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Old 11-19-2001, 03:12 AM
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I don't understand how you could get the blow job to work since the penis curves upward. Unless the blower were quite tall, wouldn't it just end up putting the penis at an unnatural angle?
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Old 11-19-2001, 03:15 AM
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I used to date girl who had a peculiar habit of deciding to give me oral sex whenever I was standing in the room, on the phone with my mother. She was a pretty odd bird (the girlfriend, not my mother). Anyway, she just kinda crouched or something.

Hey, if they're doing it in porn, it's gotta at least be possible.
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Old 11-19-2001, 03:25 AM
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My wife given me one while I was shaving once. It worked fine for me. Or sometimes I'll stand by the bed while she sits on the edge of the bed and that seems to work as well.







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Old 11-19-2001, 03:54 AM
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I've given uhm..plenty of blow jobs while kneeling and my boyfriend is standing. He usually helps by softly thrusting forward while I .uhm..perform. I had one boyfriend though who could not do this whatsoever. The minute I'd start he's get weak in the knees and ask if he could sit down somewhere.

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Old 11-19-2001, 04:07 AM
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Indeed, mine turne downward. But I'm a freak.

FWIW, standing naked in the middle of the room recieving a BJ is my idea of paradise. Only happened a couple of times, though.
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Old 11-19-2001, 04:08 AM
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When will I ever learn to preview?????
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Old 11-19-2001, 07:13 AM
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I started in on an ex one time while he was standing at the sink brushing his teeth. He stopped me after a couple minutes because he had to a) spit and b) sit down.
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Old 11-19-2001, 07:29 AM
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Um, I've always been able to handle this action. What do the rest of you do in the shower for example?
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Old 11-19-2001, 08:46 AM
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Originally posted by KKBattousai
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Now, call me a lazy bastard, but I'm not going to to stand around in the middle of the room for five seconds, er, minutes to get my BJ.[snip]
I'm not gonna call you names....that wouldn't be nice!
I'm just curious if you would turn one down under those cirumstances?

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I imagine (quite often, actually) that I'd be leaning up against the wall if nothing else. (Seriously, shouldn't a good BJ leave you too weak to stand anyway?)
The bolding is mine.
I take offense here KKBattousai, are you saying that if the man remained standing that I didn't do a good job.

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So what say you? Do people actually do this, or is it a sexual urban legend, along the lines of the elusive facial?
Yes, people actually do this, it is not a sexual urban legend.

Elusive? facial.....hmmmmmm
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Old 11-19-2001, 09:14 AM
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I was just wondering..why is a facial elusive?

I can't possibly be the only one who's gotten one and actually requested it.
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Old 11-19-2001, 09:26 AM
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I was just wondering..why is a facial elusive?

I can't possibly be the only one who's gotten one and actually requested it.
Wow, arachnid love, will you marry me? Or at least allow me to cum on your face? I've never dated a girl who was into that at all. In my experience, it's a less-than-desireable act. But I've always enojyed doing it.
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Old 11-19-2001, 09:30 AM
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I was just wondering..why is a facial elusive?

I can't possibly be the only one who's gotten one and actually requested it.
Wow, arachnid love, will you marry me? Or at least allow me to cum on your face? I've never dated a girl who was into that at all. In my experience, it's a less-than-desireable act. But I've always enojyed doing it.
::giggles and blushes::

WOW! No one on this board has every asked me if they could cum on me! But sorry, I'm sorta "married". I get off on weird things. I like it when a guy cums on me, but only if I know what to expect. I hate the suprise shit. Thats a good way to piss me off and get your face "dirty".
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Old 11-19-2001, 09:32 AM
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No, it is defininitely not a myth..

See, if you only get to be with your SO/stud-muffin one day a week and you spend a good deal of that time in damp forests in a damp English summer/winter and sitting down is not an option..then er..

Then the stand up fellatio thing is not a myth and don't ask me how I know that okay?
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Old 11-19-2001, 09:34 AM
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::giggles and blushes::

WOW! No one on this board has every asked me if they could cum on me! But sorry, I'm sorta "married". I get off on weird things. I like it when a guy cums on me, but only if I know what to expect.
Damn. You're "married." Do you have any sisters?
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Old 11-19-2001, 09:39 AM
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Standing BJs are great and easy to give. I'm kinda tall (5' 9") so kneeling works just fine. I guess if you're quite a bit shorter than the guy you may have some problems but nothing that sitting on the edge of the bed won't fix. I know several women who have given standing BJs. (Women talk about these things you know so there's nothing weird about me knowing that my friends do this.)
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Old 11-19-2001, 09:49 AM
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The "knee trembler" is a very real phenomenon (at least in the plnnr household).
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Old 11-19-2001, 09:56 AM
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Mmm...standing BJ...add "in the shower" and you have a favorite pastime of mine.

purrr....

Yea, its done, its not a porn myth.
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Old 11-19-2001, 10:00 AM
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Standing BJ's are the reason I only date midgets.
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Old 11-19-2001, 10:23 AM
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There was a gal that I used to work with who'd do that out in the warehouse, in the bathroom, wherever, and quite well I might add. Although, as far as blow jobs are concerned, I can recall the worst one I ever got, and I loved it.
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Old 11-19-2001, 10:36 AM
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Showers, kitchen, woods, an unused vestibule in high school, and other places, too. Not a legend! I usually must sitdown right afterwards, though: Can't trust my legs...
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Old 11-19-2001, 10:37 AM
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Mmm...standing BJ...add "in the shower" and you have a favorite pastime of mine.

purrr....

Yea, its done, its not a porn myth.
Well, MC, while I didn't get the chance to enjoy your "oral stylings" in the shower (though I did suggest it), I will say that, if you were any better at giving blow jobs, you could apply for exclusive license. Thinking back, it explains the garden hose and bowling ball by your bed. I had to pull the sheets out of my ass afterwards. Thank you again.
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Old 11-19-2001, 10:45 AM
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Not a myth, I actually prefer it this way. Nothing like looking down and seeing your girl with her mouth full going at it and looking back up at you on occasion. Very erotic.

And the good ones will require you to sit down afterwards. The real good ones make my hands and feet tingle.
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Old 11-19-2001, 10:50 AM
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Wow, arachnid love, will you marry me? Or at least allow me to cum on your face? I've never dated a girl who was into that at all. In my experience, it's a less-than-desireable act. But I've always enojyed doing it.
Unlucky you. I've had several girlfriends who loved giving head. Mrs. RickJay loves it... and she's soooooo good at it.

I have to agree with the OP, though. Standing up while you're having sex can distract from the act - it's nice for a change but as a general rule oral sex is a lot more fun if you're lying or sitting down and relaxed. It's not a MYTH, but most of your blowjobs are not going to be in a kneeling/standing position.
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Old 11-19-2001, 11:09 AM
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RickJay, don't misunderstand me. I've dated girls that loved giving head. All of them have been into it, in fact. But not a one of them was willing to take a load on her face.
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Old 11-19-2001, 01:07 PM
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I had never heard of a 'facial' until a few years ago. I'm not against it, I guess I just don't see the appeal in it. But hey, each to his/her own.

If my husband wanted it, I'd be happy to oblige him - I don't think it's ever occurred to him. Hm......
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Mmmm... standing blowjob...

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Old 11-19-2001, 02:37 PM
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Standing BJs are great and easy to give. I'm kinda tall (5' 9")...
Mrs. Tygr is just under six feet tall. -And she's comfortable kneeling for a while.

We're still on "restriction", post-labor, so we're making the best of it by enjoying the opportunity to practice the non-penetrating kinds of intimate contact, be they "myth" or merely "elusive".
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Old 11-19-2001, 02:45 PM
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I had never heard of a 'facial' until a few years ago. I'm not against it, I guess I just don't see the appeal in it. But hey, each to his/her own.
I always thought this was called the "money shot." Am I confusing the two terms or do they mean the same thing?
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Old 11-19-2001, 02:54 PM
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Standing BJ's are definitely not a myth. My SO prefers lying down, or at least sitting, for the previously mentioned weak-in-the-knees problem. But the standing position has occurred more than once.

And as for the facial - when he wants to, then okay, but it's not my preference. I'd rather finish without him, shall we say, pulling out. Or, if he wants it to be "on" me, about 6 inches lower than my face is a turn on.

But, that's just me

And Rachelle, I always understood the "money shot" to be him coming wherever, as long as you could actually see it "land" - not just on the face. Yes/no?
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Old 11-19-2001, 03:11 PM
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spooje, you are not alone. Not only that, but while these things have been tried, I'm not all that big on the BJ to begin with.

Once you realize the dissapointing reality of the fact that a BJ will never get you off, you sort of lose your liking of it.

I don't like the other way around either.

Needless to say, my wife is an understanding woman.






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Old 11-19-2001, 03:44 PM
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Once you realize the dissapointing reality of the fact that a BJ will never get you off, you sort of lose your liking of it.

What do you mean by a BJ never getting you off?

Have I been defining the male orgasm incorrectly? (I just always assumed if they came and passed out smiling, I did good. Am I wrong?)
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Old 11-19-2001, 03:51 PM
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You gotta take a blowjob however you can get it even if it means standing on your head, because you never make up a missed one, its just one less when you get to heaven.
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Old 11-19-2001, 03:53 PM
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Have I been defining the male orgasm incorrectly? (I just always assumed if they came and passed out smiling, I did good. Am I wrong?)
No, believe me...you done REAL good.

Actually, just like there are women who can't get off during actual intercourse, some men can't get off on a blow job. As you know, I'm not one of those men.
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One of my gripes with life is the impression i have that everybody else is getting more sex than I am. But after reading the OP i realise some people really don't get out much. I mean, cum on, I've done this pretty regularly. I guess I don't have it so bad after all.
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Well, I've certainly had a facial or twodozen, hundred? in my life, I never actually asked for it. It happens most frequently when my merman attempts to deposit it about a foot or so lower and overshoots the mark. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 11-19-2001, 05:41 PM
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I was just wondering..why is a facial elusive?

I can't possibly be the only one who's gotten one and actually requested it.
We need a thread on this subject. But I must confess I would be embarassed to be the one to start it.

However, I will say that nearly every girlfriend I've ever had has done the facial thing for me, and I find it to be a massive turn on. Especially when the girl asks for it. Whoa!
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"Okay, so I'm watching, um, a documentary about porn, and on comes a scene with the man standing up and the girl on her knees practicing her sword swallowing.
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Well, I should most likely choose not to have one if she has a sword in her mouth already.
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"Elusive?"

Heck, when do I get to start on the impossible?
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Old 11-19-2001, 09:03 PM
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I used to date girl who had a peculiar habit of deciding to give me oral sex whenever I was standing in the room, on the phone with my mother.
Me too! If I were on the the phone to my parents, she would be at my zipper. It was weird. I thought I was the only one who knew a woman like that.

It did make for some interesting phone calls. And I have to admit I did keep in touch with my family a lot more while I was dating her. (by the way, yes, I stood for the phone calls).
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Oh, standing BJ's are fun! I'm not much for the facials, though. Not that I don't like them, it's just that I'm a confirmed swallower, and, well, having all over my face just seems like such a waste, you know?

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Old 11-19-2001, 11:48 PM
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Standing blow jobs are just about my favorite way to perform BJ.
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What a country! 1258 peeks and 42 posts in about 21 hours. You wonder why the server hasn't burnt out from the traffic.
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Had it standing up, prefer it on my back. I need to be able to tense my legs and lower back muscles or it doesn't work for me. So eventually I'd need a wall or something to balance against. So standing up is a bit harder for me. Unless the temperature is right. I've found a "hot" mouth works better than a "warm" mouth.
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I've received a blow job in just about every way I can think of. Have a wife who doesn't mind where the load goes. It is very unlikely that a BJ will get me off.

No myths.
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Old 11-20-2001, 02:42 AM
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It's so dissapointing when almost everything you have to say has already been said.

Anyway, I can't imagine being too lazy to stand for a blowjob... plus I enjoy giving facials and it's one of the best positions for them. Of course, my knees never get weak however incredible the sex.
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Blowjobs I'm fine with. It's a sexy feeling to suck on dick, IMHO. But why oh why would a woman want her man to cum on her face?? Even more importantly, why in the world would a man want to cum on his woman's face? Do homosexual men like to do this with their lovers? It just kind of troubles me, I don't know why...seems very demeaning. And sticky.
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Old 11-20-2001, 06:17 AM
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Hm, I have come to the conclusion that I have either very weak knees, or knees that are very easily distracted (not that the two are mutually exclusive or anything).

However you figure it, I would never actually turn down a blowjob regardless of the position required (this despite the way I worded the OP, and on the assumption that nothing overly sharp or pointy is going to be involved in any...unpleasant ways). Given the choice, OTOH, I'd much prefer a wall at my back.


And on another (unfortunately) unrelated note, I have the mother of all headaches....
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Old 11-20-2001, 08:26 AM
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Medea's Child, I was speaking personally. I myself have never, ever, gotten off from a BJ. After all these years, I'm pretty much of the opinion that it's like a good back rub only lower.

That's just me, though. I can't speak for anyone else, and have never heard of any other guys haveing this problem (problem?) Well, whatever.
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Old 11-20-2001, 08:53 AM
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You aren't alone, Gorgon. I've only gotten off from oral sex a few times, and my SO is incredibly talented in this area. I just like the whole body stimulation that comes with really good intercourse, plus I like to kiss and being you have to be face to face for that. Kissing is much more intimate than anything else (plus you get to look into her eyes)and intimacy is the major turn on for me.
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