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Kyomara
07-31-2002, 12:56 AM
"I am Carl. This is my son, Carl. We are Carl and Son. We are both Carl."

You next.

Helena
07-31-2002, 01:15 AM
"I need some packing material."
"What for?"
"To pack."
"To pack what?"
"Some things."
"What things?"
"Zorak things."
"Like ten or twelve things?"
"Maybe everything. You know, just in case."

(It's a bit edited for length, but that's how we do it!) Also:

"I'm tired of standing up all the time. I want a chair. It'll say Moltar on it. It'll be Moltar's chair. It'll be great."
"If he gets a chair, I want a puppy!"

(This one is surprisingly versatile. When I got my sister Betsey a bowl that said "Betsey's Bowl" on the side, she was going around saying, "It'll say Betsey on it. It'll be Betsey's bowl. It'll be great!" in her Moltar voice.)

SolGrundy
07-31-2002, 01:24 AM
"I've got a ray here with your name on it. But only if your name is Destructo. Peter Destructo."

"This is for you, Banjo."

Yookeroo
07-31-2002, 02:16 AM
"I, Zorak, must single handedly break the mysterious Backstreet Boys
hex that plagues your planet. Let all who have eyes, read! It is I,
Zorak, Backstreet Boy slayer."

SG: "Citizen Beck, expound on your freak-like manner."




Birdman
You know, Tad, don't you think it's ironic that when I ask for money it's called begging, but when you drop to your knees it's called a telethon.
Space Ghost
Yeah, how about that? Ain't that somethin'?
Birdman
I got somethin' I can do for your telethon. How about I decorate your back window with a little of my special guano?
Space Ghost
How about if I throw some corn on the floor and you peck it up with your mouth!
Brak
That's okay, Bird Man, I'll do it, I like corn!



Space Ghost
Hey Zorak, how did you escape certain death when I blew up your planet?
Zorak
I...I crouched



Dr, Nightmare
That's Dr. Nightmare, Attorney at Law, Mr. Fat Boy. I got my degree at space prison after you unjustly sent me up the galactic river!
Space Ghost
Unjustly? You vibro-shocked three galaxies out of existence! You stole fizzy-lifting drinks! And then you tried to steal my brain!
Zorak
Petty larceny.




Greta Van Susterem
What, did you zap Paris?
Space Ghost
Oh, you know, they bugged me, with, with their Frenchness.

Mooch
07-31-2002, 08:00 AM
Zorak (to Brak)
You even think about touching my lunch, monkey boy, me and you are gonna go round and round.

UrbanChic
07-31-2002, 08:11 AM
I like Tad Ghostal because his arch-enemy is John Tesh. The man and the musician.

Sadly, though, I have no quote.

gallows fodder
07-31-2002, 08:15 AM
Brak: That story scared the pants off me! ...Guess I'd better put my pants back on...

Space Ghost: Moltar, you're looking rather *bbeeeelllllcch* plump today... (my favorite episode ever!)


Space Ghost: What's a refractory period?
Moltar: Aaah, I'll show you later.

ultrafilter
07-31-2002, 09:29 AM
"Wait a minute! These aren't my lamps. These lamps have feet! Huh, guess I need a new apartment."

buckgully
07-31-2002, 09:50 AM
Thom Yorke Here's to getting hitched.
Space Ghost Yeah, let's drink till our hearts stop.

I also finally got to see the Sealab episode with the line:
"Wow! It feels like a koala bear just crapped a rainbow in my brain!"

Olentzero
07-31-2002, 10:04 AM
I can't top the koala bear line, but my favorite is:

Brak "When can I go bowling?"
SG "When monkeys fly out of my... ear."
Brak "Well, when are they gonna do it? I haven't got all day, y'know!"

That may actually be from Cartoon Planet, but they both rule so neener. :p

vibrotronica
07-31-2002, 11:24 AM
Paise "Bob", I could do this all day!

from my favorite episode:

SG: "Zorak, you are in the clutches of...Vibrotronica!"

Zorak: Bzzzzzzzzzt
---
SG: (zaps Peter Fonda) Take that, Confusitron!

Zorak: Great. You just blasted Ted Turner's brother-in-law.
---
SG: (slips and falls on shiny, polished surface) Confound you Polisher!

Why oh why did the Cartoon Network take SGC2C off the Sunday night Adult Swim schedule and replace it with a repeat of the uber-crappy Baby Blues?

more quotes later...

vibrotronica
07-31-2002, 11:33 AM
Carl:
"Bring me my blue fright wig. I must be handsome when I unleash my rage!"

ultrafilter
07-31-2002, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by vibrotronica
Why oh why did the Cartoon Network take SGC2C off the Sunday night Adult Swim schedule and replace it with a repeat of the uber-crappy Baby Blues?

I'm pretty sure that they just moved it back to half past midnight.

Intaglio
07-31-2002, 01:23 PM
John Tesh is a musician, Does Connie Sellecca play his instrument?

divemaster
07-31-2002, 01:25 PM
...featuring Zorak's cute little nephew, Raymond.

Towards end of show:
Space Ghost: "Hey, where's Raymond?"

Zorak: Oh, I devoured him.

Space Ghost: "That's barbaric!........Uh, got any left?"


I've got three tapes full of episodes, all from the first couple of years. I lost track after that. I'm assuming from this thread that Coast to Coast is still on? Is it still as clever as it used to be?

Maybe I'll have a Coast to Coast marathon tonight. I know I'll find more of my favorite moments!

ultrafilter
07-31-2002, 01:27 PM
An episode guide, complete with transcripts, may be found here (http://adultswim.com/shows/spaceghost/homecompanion.html).

Mr. Miskatonic
07-31-2002, 04:30 PM
My favorite line from "Hungry"

SPACE GHOST: Look here, pizza man. I'm Space Ghost, I'm hungry, I've got a talking voodoo doll taking chunks out of my horse and I want my pizza!

The arguement over what kind of pizza topping is great too. "Gimmie Sun-Bloated Orange Ruffie!"

elfkin477
07-31-2002, 06:14 PM
From my favorite episode "dam" in which the subliminal messages voice from tape he listened to tells him to do...things.

VOICE: (You don't have time for this. You must destroy the Hoover Dam. It is your destiny.)
SPACE GHOST: What if I get caught?
VOICE: (You're Space Ghost, superhero to millions. Who would suspect you?)
SPACE GHOST: Yeah, I am Space Ghost. It's my destiny.
VOICE: (You better hurry up!)
SPACE GHOST: What about my pants?
VOICE: (What?!)
SPACE GHOST: My, my, my pants.
VOICE: (Your pants are fine. Hurry!)
SPACE GHOST: Let me just say goodbye to Charlton, okay?
VOICE: (Uh uh! Someone's going to beat you to it!)
SPACE GHOST: All right, all right! (aloud) Uh, Charlton, I gotta go. Pick up the kids. Who are, nnnot in Nevada.

Thunder
07-31-2002, 09:37 PM
Birdman: (to Zorak) You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Zorak: I don't like you now.

Wolfian
07-31-2002, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by vibrotronica
Why oh why did the Cartoon Network take SGC2C off the Sunday night Adult Swim schedule and replace it with a repeat of the uber-crappy Baby Blues?

They shifted the schedule around. SGC2C is back to 12:30 AM and Baby Blues is gone. Too bad, I actually I loved that show during the original run. Hopefully they'll get the rights to Dilbert. Heck, they got The Oblongs.

Maybe I'll start an Adult Swim quote thread... (Three hams will fill him, three hams will thrill him...)

Wolfian
07-31-2002, 11:24 PM
He can't blow me up. I'm not animated to explode.

If you are stil watching this you are a moron! This is our joke on you!

Yookeroo
08-01-2002, 12:15 AM
Russ Powell (juggling knives)
Now, I have a confession to make here, I have never really figured out a way to stop this. So, uh, any ideas?
Moltar
Uh, let it fall on your head.
Zorak
Yeah, do that.
Moltar
Mmm, that might be dangerous.
Zorak
Hey, throw 'em up really high, and catch 'em in your mouth.
Moltar
But be careful.


Zorak
That lady mantis... wasn't really a lady.
Space Ghost
Not really a lady? Huh? Then she must have been... Wait! You were digging on a dude?
Zorak
It's not what you think. Carl is part of a male mantis resistance movement that intercedes at the moment when the urge is the worst. He lured me back to his nest, where we ate barbeque and talked sports until the urge had passed. He...saved my life, and for that, I will always be grateful.
Space Ghost
What a remarkable story! I wonder who owns the movie rights.
Zorak
Ted Turner.


Zorak
I'm gonna run naked in the streets of Dothan!
Space Ghost
You're not gonna run naked in the streets of Dothan!
Zorak
C'mon! You said it was a free country!
Space Ghost
With freedom comes responsibility.
Zorak
With freedom comes nudity!


Space Ghost
I don't know if I'll ever be able to 'move on.' It might take a week, it might take a year. It might take longer. She told me she needs space. I said, "That's me! I'm Space! Space Ghost!" It's very dark, and very cold. It's so very cold in space.


Space Ghost
Sometimes I like to use the spank ray....on myself. Ooooh yeah

sturmhauke
08-01-2002, 01:03 AM
I can't do it justice, but there was an episode where Space Ghost sang a bunch of Irish names, and part of the credits matched what he was singing.

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