View Full Version : What is Po saying (teletubies)?

10-14-1999, 08:19 PM
My friends son has a Po (the red one. I think that is her name) anyway it says something like "Faggot Faggot Faggot." I know it isn't saying this. What is is saying?

neuro-trash grrrl
10-14-1999, 08:23 PM
Where's Jerry Falwell when you really need him?

Modest? You bet I'm modest! I am the queen of modesty!

10-14-1999, 09:45 PM
Wow, you have a pre-recall Po!!


"ChrisCTP-...the sweetheart of the SDMB..." --Diane
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10-14-1999, 09:50 PM
Po is the yellow one, isn't she? I thought the red one was Tinky-Winky.

The green one is Dipsy. That leaves the other one as La La.

I may be totally wrong in assigning these, though. It's been a while.

"Waheeey! 'Duck!' Get it?"
"Errr.... No..."
"Duck! Sounds almost exactly like fu-"

10-14-1999, 11:08 PM
Actually, it is "faggot, faggot, faggot," and she is just baiting Tinky Winky. Those telebubbies can be really viscious to each other.

10-14-1999, 11:14 PM
Bowen LOVES his "tubbies".

Po is red (she's the smallest of the Teletubbies)

Laa-Laa is yellow (she's the second smallest)

Dipsy is green (he's the second tallest)

Tinky-Winky is purple (he's the tallest Teletubbie)

Despite Tinky-Winky's color, triangle head thing, penchant for purses (sorry--BAGS) and pink tutus, I maintain my stance that NO Teletubbie can be gay.

Maybe he's just a little mixed-up... you know, what with not having parents to look after him and his siblings.

FWIW, I have no idea what the Po doll is "really" saying. I thought it sounded like "Faggot Faggot" as well.

"ChrisCTP-...the sweetheart of the SDMB..." --Diane
Chris' Homepage: Domestic Bliss (http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/)

10-15-1999, 12:12 AM
Actually, it's saying "Maggot, maggot."

That's better, isn't it?

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.

Guy Propski
10-15-1999, 07:38 AM
I'm not sure, but if you play it backwards, it sounds like, "kill mommy, kill daddy." Or "buy our toys"; I'm not sure which.

10-15-1999, 08:16 AM
My son has them all and loves them. He has the pre-recall ones too.
I have been told it is some British thing and he is saying "fad dot fad dot".

It really annoys me when people ruin things like this and especially for children.
Ignorance with a dash of bible-banging bullshit.

Earl Snake-Hips Tucker
10-15-1999, 09:28 AM
When Po putters along on her scooter, it sounds to me that she's saying "Pottie, Pottie, Pottie."

And yep, if you're not a Teletubbies watcher, she and La-La are the gals--such as they are.

10-15-1999, 11:37 AM
Sigh. She is saying "faster, faster, slower, slower" in Cantonese. The person who inhabits the Po costume is Chinese and wanted the toy to have one phrase in her native language. Phonetically it is something like "Fah dit, Fah dit, ma ma man." It's what Po says when she is riding on her scooter. (My daughter has one and thinks she is saying "Pottie, Pottie.")

Sam Stone
10-15-1999, 02:20 PM
She is saying, "Fi-dit Fi-dit", which is Cantonese meaning 'Faster'.

10-15-1999, 02:30 PM
And people have interpeted the ma ma man part as "bite my butt"

"Faggot faggot faggot. Bite my buuuuutt."

"The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too." -- Matt Groening

Earl Snake-Hips Tucker
10-15-1999, 02:33 PM
If anyone's interested:

10-15-1999, 03:09 PM
I thought it translated to: "I want your big, throbbing triangle, tinky!"

10-15-1999, 03:41 PM
Not to hijack this thread or anything, but Chief's remark reminded me of Bruce Vilanch's deadpan routine on meeting porn star Jeff Stryker:

Shake that hand. Shake that big hand. You like that big hand, don't you?

10-15-1999, 07:38 PM
If anyone's interested

Thank you. (see previous quote for link)

lord beerus
11-12-2017, 01:28 PM
i forgot to press send lol, am i too late to answer

running coach
11-12-2017, 01:31 PM
About 18 years late.

Johnny L.A.
11-12-2017, 01:38 PM
And people have interpeted the ma ma man part as "bite my butt"

"Faggot faggot faggot. Bite my buuuuutt."

I bought one of these dolls in 1999 because I thought it was funny.

This is what it sounded like to me.

Darren Garrison
11-12-2017, 04:44 PM
This thread is so old the kid in the sun has a beard now.

Sadly, the poor eating habits of the aliens have continued, and they are now the Telemorbidlyobese.

11-12-2017, 05:41 PM
Back when I worked at Kmart, my coworkers and I would play with them when it got slow. It DID sound like they were swearing and of course, when you're working a really boring ass job like that, you tend to be easily amused.
(One said something that sounded like, "I carry my gun!" and another was "Reeeetaaarrrd!")

11-12-2017, 05:47 PM
This has to be a record for the longest time before resurrecting a zombie thread. :o

Idle Thoughts
11-12-2017, 05:57 PM
Closed (zombie thread)

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