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pope_hentai
10-19-2004, 07:46 PM
i need a cite to prove to my fiance that elviras breasts are the real deal and not implants. anything would be a big help

masonite
10-19-2004, 07:57 PM
I have no idea if she has implants or not.

However, I do know that the Elvira costume contains underwires and sidewires and whatnot, that pushes them all up and together. I also know that heavy makeup is applied, to simulate shadows and deeper cleavage than there really is.

I wouldn't be too surprised if her breasts are 100% average, out of costume.

Skywatcher
10-19-2004, 08:21 PM
You could try asking her personally. :)

http://elvira.com/

WhyNot
10-19-2004, 09:24 PM
I've always assumed that they were real (enhanced with wires, tape and makeup) because she's been that size since back in the day when silicone implants were round and awful looking. She's got pretty natural looking weight and heft, with a normal amount of droop. The pic at that link makes 'em look like about a D cup. Not that big, really. (Mine are bigger, and all natural!)

Can't prove anything, though. Just one big racked girl's opinion. :)

Revtim
10-19-2004, 09:33 PM
I saw some pre-Elvira nudie pics a while back, and they seemed pretty real. Maybe search the p2p networks for the pics.

silenus
10-19-2004, 09:41 PM
They're real. Trust me. :D

Live Better Electrically!
10-19-2004, 10:18 PM
Mmm...Elvira's boobies.

Ephemera
10-19-2004, 10:32 PM
I saw some pre-Elvira nudie pics a while back, and they seemed pretty real. Maybe search the p2p networks for the pics.

Or Google. I just looked them up myself and they're quite nice although, to be honest, I'd've rather seen her naked in-character.

carnivorousplant
10-19-2004, 10:35 PM
Dammit, she's PETA (http://elvira.com/).
Proof? See how the link diesn't work?
Sneaky.

Select
About Elvira
Cassandra Peterson
Animal Rights Activist


Our heroes have feet of clay.

Bambi Hassenpfeffer
10-19-2004, 10:41 PM
How about I go ask her mom? Lives in my quaint little burg.

Sam Stone
10-19-2004, 10:58 PM
Did you know that she's 55 years old?

carnivorousplant
10-19-2004, 11:09 PM
Did you know that she's 55 years old?

And what does that matter to a PETA Mistress of the Dark?

She probably bathes in virgin's soy milk or something...

Little Nemo
10-19-2004, 11:44 PM
I've read that, in addition to highlighting her cleavage, Elvira's costume is designed to conceal scars she got from being badly burned many years ago.

obfusciatrist
10-20-2004, 02:00 AM
Saw her in person about 5 years ago doing some Halloween show at Knott's Berry Farm.

Even made up for stage she looked terrible. I'm surprised to learn she is only 55. Didn't pay any attention to her boobs, it would have been like ogling my great grandmother (who, though I loved her dearly, I once had the misfortune of seeing naked).

Chairman Pow
10-20-2004, 02:56 AM
I wouldn't be too surprised if her breasts are 100% average, out of costume.

Saw her out of costume recently (on news show) and they were still farily large.

Gala Matrix Fire
10-20-2004, 07:46 AM
I used to watch her show way back when, and I remember her saying in an interview that her outfit would "put cleavage on a dog."

bienville
10-20-2004, 08:04 AM
Mine are bigger.

Cite!
With photo link! :D






Please! ;)

Dung Beetle
10-20-2004, 09:19 AM
I used to watch her show way back when, and I remember her saying in an interview that her outfit would "put cleavage on a dog."
Hmmm........wonder how much she wants for it.

Whoa, that doesn't sound right....I mean, I want it for me! For me!

Fiver
10-20-2004, 09:35 AM
They're real. Trust me. :D
Why should we? Cite?

Ephemera
10-20-2004, 09:44 AM
Isn't silenus male?

Ephemera
10-20-2004, 09:47 AM
Oh, hell. Disregard the last post. I conflated Fiver's post with bienville's and thought you were asking for a cite on his breasts being bigger.

I need to go back to bed. 6:30 is way too early to be conscious.

pope_hentai
10-20-2004, 02:09 PM
still waiting on a cite..... didnt she appear on some tv show back in the day like thats incredible or something? my roommate and i definitely remember something like that......

Max Carnage
10-20-2004, 03:20 PM
I think Real People did a segment on her once. That was the first time I'd seen her out of her Elvira guise. Quite a hottie.

Cerri
10-20-2004, 05:58 PM
Hmmm........wonder how much she wants for it.

Whoa, that doesn't sound right....I mean, I want it for me! For me!

Hehe, I was thinking I could use a couple outfits like that myself...

Cervaise
10-20-2004, 07:22 PM
I think Real People did a segment on her once.Yes, they did. This is perhaps my first clear memory of sexually stimulating imagery from when I was a child on the threshold of adolescence. They had a shot of Cassandra in street clothes, not the Elvira getup, walking down the street. She was, um, unencumbered beneath her blouse.

Bobbledy bobbledy bobbledy.

Young me, staring at the TV: :eek: "Why can I not look away? Mind... is... controlled...! Spock!"

Bobbledy bobbledy bobbledy...

The visual is seared into the very cells of my brain. I also clearly remember the way the show was organized, with Byron Allen and Skip Stephenson regularly promising the studio audience throughout the hour that Elvira would be arriving soon, and the camera cutting to the front rows of men waving their fists and cheering lustily.

So, anyway, yeah. They real, yo.

(Not saying she hasn't had 'em tightened up or whatever as she's aged. Haven't followed her career closely enough to know. But at the time, they looked like water balloons wrestling under her blouse.)

Chairman Pow
10-21-2004, 12:24 AM
A couple of internet searches turned up quite a list of porn sites, but nothing that might be helpful...well, at least not for finding out if her boobs are real or not.

Chairman Pow
10-21-2004, 12:29 AM
I should have used google's site search:

Nothing to do with boobs, but:

From this site (http://elvira.com/articles/chicoerarticle.html):

Holy crap, she was in a Fellini movie!

Most would never think it to look at Elvira, but Peterson revealed that 35 percent of her body is skin grafting. At just 3 years of age, little Cassandra was burned by an overturned pot of boiling Easter eggs, resulting in the fusion of her eyelids and loss of most of her hair. When we spoke in February, she estimated having undergone seven to 10 surgeries in her life to deal with scarring that has keloided. "The costume's designed so that it's strategically placed. All the good parts show." She has found inspiration in the pain, however. "A lot of things happen for a reason, and I have this strange feeling that without being burned, I don't think I would have been Elvira." :eek:

masonite
10-21-2004, 01:17 AM
OK, this is so sad. I'm a gay male, so the hotness of Elvira and her legendary boobs was completely lost on me. But I grew up in Los Angeles in the late 70s-early 80s, and I was obsessed with Elvira ever since she first appeared on Channel 9 way before you schlubs (;)) got to see her all over the country on the networks.

Elvira is the queen of camp, or she was, before her entire appeal became the boob value alone, and her comedy declined. Now that she's 55, I sincerely hope her career contines well past the point where she attracts a large percent of the viewership simply because she's hot. She is, or was, hysterically funny, and I fear her popularity surge was based on sex appeal alone. I want to see her flourish as an old, Vampira-ish hag.

capacitor
10-21-2004, 01:59 AM
Also remember this: if it weren't for Elvira, there wouldn't be shows like Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Fiver
10-21-2004, 10:55 AM
Also remember this: if it weren't for Elvira, there wouldn't be shows like Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Oh, geez. Elvira was only the latest in a long, long, long line of "horror hosts (http://geocities.com/TelevisionCity/3257/WWing.html)" stretching back to Vampira (http://milwaukee-horror-hosts.com/vampira2.html) in 1954. Vampira even sued Elvira for stealing her act.

To say that we couldn't have had MST3K without Elvira is like saying we couldn't have had cars if not for the Ford Taurus.

DocCathode
10-21-2004, 11:40 AM
Elvira is the queen of camp, or she was, before her entire appeal became the boob value alone, and her comedy declined. Now that she's 55, I sincerely hope her career contines well past the point where she attracts a large percent of the viewership simply because she's hot. She is, or was, hysterically funny, and I fear her popularity surge was based on sex appeal alone. I want to see her flourish as an old, Vampira-ish hag.

Over the years, I've come to appreciate the comedy. A relative gave me a copy of the Elvira movie a few years ago. I'd seen it in the theater, but much was lost on me. Oh, I got all the boobshots and dirty jokes. But it's only with many years of watching cheezy films that I now see that the movie is bad on purpose. The best example is the Flashdance scene. While it would have been simple to edit the scene so that it really did appear that Elvira was performing all the gymnastics herself, it's editted to make it abundantly clear that she isn't. During one close up of her face, she actually winks at the camera, acknowledging the joke.

There have been Elvira model kits, an Elvira action figure, and the Elvira comic book is still published. I am rather fond of the Elvira's big boobs. But, I greatly respect Elvira's big brain.

I still want that issue of Penthouse she appeared in back when she was Cassandra Peterson though.

Chastain86
10-21-2004, 11:43 AM
Didn't pay any attention to her boobs, it would have been like ogling my great grandmother (who, though I loved her dearly, I once had the misfortune of seeing naked).


I don't know. I thought your great-grandmother's boobs were quite lovely.



/runs

Revtim
10-21-2004, 11:55 AM
Yes, they did. This is perhaps my first clear memory of sexually stimulating imagery from when I was a child on the threshold of adolescence. They had a shot of Cassandra in street clothes, not the Elvira getup, walking down the street. She was, um, unencumbered beneath her blouse.

Bobbledy bobbledy bobbledy.

Young me, staring at the TV: :eek: "Why can I not look away? Mind... is... controlled...! Spock!"Wow, I saw that too, and I totally forgot about until your post. I must have been about the same age, too.

dropzone
10-21-2004, 12:11 PM
I still want that issue of Penthouse she appeared in back when she was Cassandra Peterson though.I've seen photos that were probably from that session--the color, lighting, gauziness were per the '70s Penthouse standard. Let's just say she has a lovely figure. :eek: A natural redhead, too! The woman is just overall gorgeous. However, more "modern" guys might say she was a little plump. Twas the style, boys. (I've given up on the guys who would say she was disgustingly obese and couldn't she do something about that sickening mass of pubic hair?)

I recall reading that when the factory that made her bras (off the rack, so to speak) went out of business she bought up all the remaining stock and had to have the ones that were the wrong size altered. Without that particular brand and style she'd be out of business.

Ephemera
10-21-2004, 12:46 PM
I'm 22 which, I suppose, makes me one of those "modern" guys you're talking about and I didn't think she looked even the least bit plump in the pictures I googled although I admit I am one of the types that prefers a more kempt garden. Even still, it's not like she had a 'fro down there so it didn't detract from her beauty at all.

The guys my age that insist that all women should be size zeroes and think anyone with any extra pounds is automatically fat really annoy the hell out of me. Again, while I admit to preferring thinner women myself, curvy, vivacious, zaftig, or whatever word you want to use them women are hot.

dropzone
10-22-2004, 10:52 AM
Not 'plump' as much as 'plush.' Not 'over-stuffed' but comfortable with things to hold onto. No knotty calf muscles, no visible bone structure, no risk of lost fertility because she was starving herself. Built like a woman and not like a skinny boy.

Rufus Xavier
10-22-2004, 01:02 PM
Oh, geez. Elvira was only the latest in a long, long, long line of "horror hosts (http://geocities.com/TelevisionCity/3257/WWing.html)" stretching back to Vampira (http://milwaukee-horror-hosts.com/vampira2.html) in 1954. Vampira even sued Elvira for stealing her act.

To say that we couldn't have had MST3K without Elvira is like saying we couldn't have had cars if not for the Ford Taurus.


Speaking of Vampira, I have to admit I prefer Tim Burton's girlfriend Lisa Marie (who portrayed Vampira in the Burton film Ed Wood) to Elvira. Anyone know if Lisa Marie's boobs are real?

Cervaise
10-22-2004, 01:43 PM
Wow, I saw that too, and I totally forgot about until your post. I must have been about the same age, too.Cool! I'm not the only one. Made quite an impression, didn't it? :)Not 'over-stuffed' but comfortable with things to hold onto.Agreed. I like my women to have handles. :)

Moirai
10-22-2004, 03:41 PM
Yeah masonite, Movie Macabre was required viewing in our house, everybody including my parents loved it.

Let's face it, The Conqueror Worm is not exactly Vincent Price's best film. But it was hysterical to watch Elvira dissect it before the commercial breaks!

And even though we are in our (late) 30's, my brother & I will still imitate the "bong-bong-bong-bong" of the gong-banging guy in the Rank logo!

The weekly series was MUCH more fun than the movie IIRC.

Tamerlane
10-22-2004, 04:51 PM
Hijack



Let's face it, The Conqueror Worm is not exactly Vincent Price's best film.


Not his very best, no. But it did feature a reasonably decent performance from Price. His tendencies towards hamminess were more curbed than usual, leaving a decent portrayal of creepy, cynical evil. IMHO :).

I'd buy that one on DVD. Then again I own both of the very over-the-top Dr. Phibes films, so there is no accounting for taste ;).

- Tamerlane

astro
10-22-2004, 05:41 PM
Her breasts in the Penthouse spread, were real and were medium large for her medium small body frame. It's unlikely she would have needed surgical enhancement to make them "cleave" in a tight, squeezing outfit.

astro
10-22-2004, 05:51 PM
Here's a reasonably current worksafe pic of her in street clothes. (http://hollywoodoutsider.com/pictures/articles/Elvira/cassandra1.jpg) She is busty but not insanely so. She's in good shape for a 50+ lady!

astro
10-22-2004, 05:59 PM
Here's a reasonably current worksafe pic of her in street clothes. (http://hollywoodoutsider.com/pictures/articles/Elvira/cassandra1.jpg) She is busty but not insanely so. She's in good shape for a 50+ lady!

Doh! Forgot to link the page


Elvira's Haunted Hills: (http://hollywoodoutsider.com/reviews/articles/elvira.htm)

Hollywood Outsider's Riki Markowitz talks to Independent Film-maker Casandra "Elvira" Peterson (It's not all Sundance and IFC, you know)!

Here's another worksafe pic that gives realistic view of her "assetts". (http://hollywoodoutsider.com/pictures/articles/Elvira/cassandra2.jpg)

Yookeroo
10-22-2004, 09:54 PM
Cool! I'm not the only one. Made quite an impression, didn't it? :)Agreed. I like my women to have handles. :)

Pigtails? ;)

Guinastasia
10-22-2004, 10:21 PM
Damn, I hope I look that good when I'm 55!

lawoot
10-22-2004, 10:53 PM
Speaking of Vampira, I have to admit I prefer Tim Burton's girlfriend Lisa Marie (who portrayed Vampira in the Burton film Ed Wood) to Elvira. Anyone know if Lisa Marie's boobs are real?

Well, according to Mr Skin (and if you think I'm linking to THAT site, you're crazy), they are real.

Loopydude
10-23-2004, 12:39 AM
Gosh, I hope you didn't pay any money. Inspired by this thread, a quick google turned up all kinds of images for nary a cent.

Fine, natural-looking breasts. Too bad the scans are so grainy.

lawoot
10-23-2004, 08:45 AM
Nope. Didn't pay a cent.

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