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Quintas
10-28-2009, 07:09 PM
At a bachelorette party or ladies night out is it really common to see women taking turns sucking off the make stripper or are all those pics just staged porn shoots? Seriously.

astro
10-28-2009, 07:52 PM
Related thread that discusses this topic


If your wife or SO told she had fellated a male stripper is that a deal breaker? (http://boards.academicpursuits.us/sdmb/showthread.php?t=487562)

EmAnJ
10-28-2009, 08:07 PM
I've never seen this done at any of the bachelorette parties I have been to or at the two ladies nights I have been to.

I have, however, heard of guys getting oral or sex from the stripper at a bachelor party (from my husband).

Qadgop the Mercotan
10-28-2009, 08:16 PM
My wife and I went with another couple to a strip joint years ago. The place featured female strippers downstairs, and male strippers upstairs. Our wives wanted to spend some time upstairs, looking at the boy toys, and dragged us guys along with them.

There was a bachelorette party going on, taking up the front row around the performers, and Oh My God were they rowdy! Jumping onto the stage, getting pushed back by the bouncer, daring each other to push the boundaries, reaching out to stroke the performers, including their penises, and one gal did definitely try to wrap her mouth around one dancer's manhood but got interrupted by the bouncer before she succeeded.

Contrast that behavior to the silent, fixed stares of the male audience downstairs as they watched the ladies gyrate around.

My mind boggled. But the bartender upstairs said that was typical; the gals got really, really rowdy when they were there in a group with a few drinks in them, and generally engaged in behavior that would get a guy arrested if he tried it on the female performers downstairs.

Anecdotal, to be sure. But not what I expected at all, watching a bunch of gals interacting with the beefcake.

Bryan Ekers
10-28-2009, 08:21 PM
Contrast that behavior to the silent, fixed stares of the male audience downstairs as they watched the ladies gyrate around.

That only proves what I've always known: men got class, women don't.

MPB in Salt Lake
10-28-2009, 08:29 PM
My wife and I went with another couple to a strip joint years ago. The place featured female strippers downstairs, and male strippers upstairs. Our wives wanted to spend some time upstairs, looking at the boy toys, and dragged us guys along with them.

There was a bachelorette party going on, taking up the front row around the performers, and Oh My God were they rowdy! Jumping onto the stage, getting pushed back by the bouncer, daring each other to push the boundaries, reaching out to stroke the performers, including their penises, and one gal did definitely try to wrap her mouth around one dancer's manhood but got interrupted by the bouncer before she succeeded.

Contrast that behavior to the silent, fixed stares of the male audience downstairs as they watched the ladies gyrate around.

My mind boggled. But the bartender upstairs said that was typical; the gals got really, really rowdy when they were there in a group with a few drinks in them, and generally engaged in behavior that would get a guy arrested if he tried it on the female performers downstairs.

Anecdotal, to be sure. But not what I expected at all, watching a bunch of gals interacting with the beefcake.

I once heard a stand up comic do a routine on this very phenomenon---It was one of the funniest, yet totally accurate (from my limited observations) bits I have ever heard...........

I wish I had some idea who the comic was, but this was several years back, and I dont recall where I saw it at.

F. U. Shakespeare
10-28-2009, 08:33 PM
Not common.

Not unheard of.

Less likely in public venues than private parties.

Sometimes, women react strongly to the "shoe's on the other foot" aspect of ogling naked men. The protected nature of a group setting seems to increase this by reducing a woman's fears of 'sending the wrong message' to an aroused male.

Zsofia
10-28-2009, 08:57 PM
That only proves what I've always known: men got class, women don't.
More like "women haven't had decades of experience in this venue and don't understand the etiquette and overreact." Kind of like when you take Jethro to the white tie ball - he ain't had the home training.

Chronos
10-28-2009, 09:09 PM
Personally, I suspect that the biggest factor is what Qadgop said: "Behaviour that would get men arrested". I imagine that there are a lot of men who'd like to act that way with female strippers, too, but don't because they know they'd get arrested for it. Since the women can get away with it without getting arrested, they do so (or at least, some of them do).

Freudian Slit
10-28-2009, 09:19 PM
That only proves what I've always known: men got class, women don't.

Yeah, because men never assault or attack women when they're outside of strip clubs. Let's face facts--there are people of both genders who are classy and who aren't.

I'm still shocked that there are women paying for the privilege of sucking dick. Really? REALLY?

DrDeth
10-28-2009, 09:30 PM
There was a bachelorette party going on, taking up the front row around the performers, and Oh My God were they rowdy! Jumping onto the stage, getting pushed back by the bouncer, daring each other to push the boundaries, reaching out to stroke the performers, including their penises, and one gal did definitely try to wrap her mouth around one dancer's manhood but got interrupted by the bouncer before she succeeded. .

I never saw actual oral sex, but I have seen a LOT of women get their hands inside the jockstrap, and also kiss the guys backside, etc.

They get away with a hell of a lot more than men do, no doubt.

DocCathode
10-28-2009, 09:49 PM
This all raises the question- How do I get invited to more bachelorette parties?

billfish678
10-28-2009, 10:06 PM
I never saw actual oral sex, but I have seen a LOT of women get their hands inside the jockstrap, and also kiss the guys backside, etc.

They get away with a hell of a lot more than men do, no doubt.

Its easier to reach when it is not on a pedestal :)

fandango
10-29-2009, 12:18 AM
Usually (at least in Oregon) men strip down to a speedo or G-string, whereas women go "the full monty". Since the "dancers" are not fully naked, its legal (?) to grope the men, but when the women reach inside the speedo, the bouncers pull them off. The men also dance through the crowd of women to get their tips. However, I have seen several times were women have had a few too much and attempt to do things mentioned in this thread.

Why do I have so much experience with male strip shows? Back in college and before I was married, I batted clean up at these events. I have yet to find an easier (free) way to hook up with a (decent looking) woman in less than 15 minutes then to hang out after the "Show". They're all turned on and ready to go.

Boyo Jim
10-29-2009, 12:26 AM
... Back in college and before I was married, I batted clean up at these events. I have yet to find an easier (free) way to hook up with a (decent looking) woman in less than 15 minutes then to hang out after the "Show". They're all turned on and ready to go.


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Turek
10-29-2009, 07:25 AM
This all raises the question- How do I get invited to more bachelorette parties?

I'd advise spending hours at the gym, getting some rhythm, a jam box, and some baby oil, and posting an ad in the back of your local weekly rag or craigslist. :D

StusBlues
10-29-2009, 07:40 AM
Yeah, because men never assault or attack women when they're outside of strip clubs.



You're actually closer to the truth here than you think. The reason men are relatively reserved at the strip club while women go apeshit is that aggressive male sexuality is threatening to women. A stripper I know has told me several times that she's afraid of getting jumped coming out of the club as it is. The idea of dozens of men grasping and pawing at women would scare the death out of the dancers. Women who gang rush the Chippendales, on the other hand, aren't seen as threatening--most men are pretty sure they aren't going to be assaulted. (Yes, I realize it happens, but there aren't stories of woman-on-man rape in the paper every day.) Aggressive man in the strip club = dangerous. Aggressive woman in the strip club = isn't that what you were going for?

KneadToKnow
10-29-2009, 08:01 AM
I wish I had some idea who the comic was, but this was several years back, and I dont recall where I saw it at.

Ron White has a bit about a bachelorette party going on during one of his shows. I don't know if that's the same bit you're remembering. It doesn't involve a stripper, but it does involve a 12-inch chocolate penis.

jjimm
10-29-2009, 08:53 AM
when the women reach inside the speedo, the bouncers pull them off.Now that's what I call service!

kayaker
10-29-2009, 09:49 AM
I'm still shocked that there are women paying for the privilege of sucking dick. Really? REALLY?

I don't get it either. Every time I suggest a "donation" after the fact, I get strange looks. I'll have to send my gf a link to this thread.:(

hotflungwok
10-29-2009, 09:53 AM
I once heard a stand up comic do a routine on this very phenomenon---It was one of the funniest, yet totally accurate (from my limited observations) bits I have ever heard...........

I wish I had some idea who the comic was, but this was several years back, and I dont recall where I saw it at.
Larry Miller.

Ever watch men at a strip show? Ever see lions staring at a gazelle?

MrDibble
10-29-2009, 10:13 AM
To answer the OP's other question - yes, those are staged. Just like Captain Stabbin/The Teacher one/ etc.

chowder
10-29-2009, 11:27 AM
At a bachelorette party or ladies night out is it really common to see women taking turns sucking off the make stripper or are all those pics just staged porn shoots? Seriously.

Aha, been surfing youporn or redtube have you?;)

Little Nemo
10-29-2009, 11:42 AM
Why do I have so much experience with male strip shows? Back in college and before I was married, I batted clean up at these events. I have yet to find an easier (free) way to hook up with a (decent looking) woman in less than 15 minutes then to hang out after the "Show". They're all turned on and ready to go.A friend of mine used to work part time as a stretch limo driver. He said that when he was picking up bachelorette parties from stripclubs he used to get some unbelievable offers.

Freudian Slit
10-29-2009, 11:44 AM
I don't get it either. Every time I suggest a "donation" after the fact, I get strange looks. I'll have to send my gf a link to this thread.:(

I mean, speaking as a woman, I know that if I got a hankering to blow someone, it wouldn't be all that hard. Or, er, it would be hard. You know what I mean. I certainly wouldn't approach the opportunity with, "Let me throw wads of cash at you and then you can blow your wad on me!" Let's preface the evening with the blowee buying me a few drinks at first.

alice_in_wonderland
10-29-2009, 11:47 AM
For my 25th B-day party I went to a 'Lady's' night at a local club.

The grand finale was when the 'ugliest' (subjectively) girl in the audience was pulled up on stage for the pleasure/opportunity of going under the towel one of the dancers had on with her teeth and removing his g-string while her friends cheered her on.

She totally went for it so while I can't say for sure she was sucking the guy off she had her mouth really, really close to his junkal region under the cover of a towel.

astro
10-29-2009, 12:28 PM
I mean, speaking as a woman, I know that if I got a hankering to blow someone, it wouldn't be all that hard. Or, er, it would be hard. You know what I mean. I certainly wouldn't approach the opportunity with, "Let me throw wads of cash at you and then you can blow your wad on me!" Let's preface the evening with the blowee buying me a few drinks at first.

The point is not that you're blowing "anybody". It's that you're blowing this stud beefcake fantasy who you would probably never be able to get close to in real life. Men don't go to strip clubs to watch women who look like their wives and girlfriends.

Bryan Ekers
10-29-2009, 12:36 PM
Men don't go to strip clubs to watch women who look like their wives and girlfriends.

But that's where I met.....


....uh, never mind.

Zsofia
10-29-2009, 12:47 PM
To answer the OP's other question - yes, those are staged. Just like Captain Stabbin/The Teacher one/ etc.
You mean there aren't a bunch of guys on a boat who pick up extremely large-breasted women, take them on the boat, have anal sex with them, and then throw them off the boat? And nobody ever calls the cops because they got tossed into shark infested waters? Goddamn it - there go my vacation plans.

Lemur866
10-29-2009, 01:03 PM
The point is not that you're blowing "anybody". It's that you're blowing this stud beefcake fantasy who you would probably never be able to get close to in real life. Men don't go to strip clubs to watch women who look like their wives and girlfriends.

Hmmm, I don't know, the women I've seen at strip clubs aren't typically mega-hot, just average healthy young women. The lineup of girls didn't seem out of line for a college classroom, although with a few weeded out--those over 40 and too heavy. So maybe kick out the bottom 25% of the college class, and there you've got your strip club lineup.

Freudian Slit
10-29-2009, 01:08 PM
The point is not that you're blowing "anybody". It's that you're blowing this stud beefcake fantasy who you would probably never be able to get close to in real life. Men don't go to strip clubs to watch women who look like their wives and girlfriends.

Eh, I've never been to a strip club for girls but I've been to a gay one with male dancers and they were definitely well within my league.

PatriotGrrrl
10-29-2009, 02:30 PM
I think some of you are forgetting that not all women are beautiful, young, slim and thus able to get any man for free. Guys, I guarantee you I could find some pictures online of women you wouldn't accept a blowjob from.

gonzomax
10-29-2009, 02:36 PM
Yes some private parties have guys getting their horns honked. I have been at a couple but that is generally one that hired hookers as opposed to dancers.

Boyo Jim
10-29-2009, 02:39 PM
I think some of you are forgetting that not all women are beautiful, young, slim and thus able to get any man for free. Guys, I guarantee you I could find some pictures online of women you wouldn't accept a blowjob from.


Stay away from the Google Image results for "fat women eating". You have been warned.

Little Nemo
10-29-2009, 02:41 PM
I think some of you are forgetting that not all women are beautiful, young, slim and thus able to get any man for free. Guys, I guarantee you I could find some pictures online of women you wouldn't accept a blowjob from.I think you underestimate the male libido. Would we prefer to get a blowjob from Jessica Alba? Definitely. Would we accept a blowjob from Roseanne Barr? Yeah, probably.

Lemur866
10-29-2009, 02:47 PM
Point of fact: Roseanne claimed that when she started out in comedy she made so little money she used to supplement her income by hooking on the side. So not only will men accept a blowjob from someone like Roseanne Barr, they'll pay for it too.

shiftless
10-29-2009, 03:00 PM
Two antidotes:

My wife went to such a show once and "won" the right to towel off the dancer. Other women got to do other sort of stuff but no BJs that I heard of.

For a bachelor party a bunch of us went to a strip club in DC (I was designated driver so I only watched from afar) where they take it all off and they will get very, very close if you are tipping. Let's just say you can have a good vaginal inspection for 5 bucks. We were all abruptly thrown out when one of our group decided to stick out his tongue at the right moment.

KneadToKnow
10-29-2009, 03:04 PM
Two antidotes:

Sorry, we already determined it was Larry Miller, not Ron White.

shiftless
10-29-2009, 03:20 PM
Go ahead, make fun of the stupid guy :smack:

Dahu
10-29-2009, 03:27 PM
I have, however, heard of guys getting oral or sex from the stripper at a bachelor party (from my husband).

Umm, did anyone else do a double take when reading that the first time?

Belowjob2.0
10-29-2009, 03:33 PM
The male strippers are the object of the female crowd's adulation. This, in and of itself, makes them more sexually desirable to women. That's what some ev psych types believe, anyway.

I'm inclined to agree with them. IME, the best way to get a woman is to have other women clamoring for you. It's also easier to get a beautiful woman when you already have one. Often they'd rather poach some other gal's guy than find someone unattached.

yorick73
10-29-2009, 05:13 PM
The male strippers are the object of the female crowd's adulation. This, in and of itself, makes them more sexually desirable to women. That's what some ev psych types believe, anyway.

I'm inclined to agree with them. IME, the best way to get a woman is to have other women clamoring for you. It's also easier to get a beautiful woman when you already have one. Often they'd rather poach some other gal's guy than find someone unattached.


Dude...your login name is PERFECT for this thread.

BigT
10-29-2009, 08:22 PM
And don't forget that there were studies that showed that women's testosterone increases when they drink, while men's stays the same or decreases. Anecdotally, I know quite a few women who say they horny when they drink. I have never heard a man say the same. In fact, I know a few who complain that certain parts of their anatomy don't work right when they are drunk.

Anachronism
10-29-2009, 08:36 PM
The male strippers are the object of the female crowd's adulation. This, in and of itself, makes them more sexually desirable to women. That's what some ev psych types believe, anyway.

I'm inclined to agree with them. IME, the best way to get a woman is to have other women clamoring for you. It's also easier to get a beautiful woman when you already have one. Often they'd rather poach some other gal's guy than find someone unattached.
I agree and would add the women are showing off for each other, trying to show that they are the 'wildest' one.

Chronos
10-29-2009, 09:42 PM
Anecdotally, I know quite a few women who say they horny when they drink. I have never heard a man say the same. In fact, I know a few who complain that certain parts of their anatomy don't work right when they are drunk.I've heard of men complaining about both at once. "Drink increaseth the desire but decreaseth the performance", as I believe Shakespeare said.

Freudian Slit
10-29-2009, 10:03 PM
I've heard of men complaining about both at once. "Drink increaseth the desire but decreaseth the performance", as I believe Shakespeare said.

Damn. I've heard of men not being able to perform but not about them being hornier because of alcohol. That's got to be a real bitch.

Erdosain
10-29-2009, 10:35 PM
Damn. I've heard of men not being able to perform but not about them being hornier because of alcohol. That's got to be a real bitch.

Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3

MACDUFF: Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed,
That you do lie so late?

PORTER: Faith, sir, we were carousing till the second cock; and
drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.

MACDUFF: What three things does drink especially provoke?

PORTER: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir,
it provokes and unprovokes: it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an
equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him and disheartens
him; makes him stand to and not stand to; in conclusion,
equivocates him in a sleep, and giving him the lie, leaves him.



I'm not quite sure what nose-painting is. Anyway, this could make for an excellent Levitra ad: Stand to on your schedule! (They'll probably leave out the part about carousing till the second cock.)

toadspittle
10-29-2009, 10:35 PM
My wife and I went with another couple to a strip joint years ago. The place featured female strippers downstairs, and male strippers upstairs. Our wives wanted to spend some time upstairs, looking at the boy toys, and dragged us guys along with them.

...


Was this in Vegas? A friend of mine told me the exact same story--he was going to meet his wife and her friends at a club, where the men's area was downstairs and the women's upstairs. He said that the male patrons downstairs behaved like they were at a funeral, and the female patrons upstairs were completely out of control, nearly molesting the male performers.

toadspittle
10-29-2009, 10:49 PM
I'm not quite sure what nose-painting is.

I think the bard meant the whole "nose/face flushing red when you drink". From vasodilation, and in serious alcoholics, from capillary damage. See WC Fields.

MPB in Salt Lake
10-29-2009, 10:58 PM
Larry Miller.

Ever watch men at a strip show? Ever see lions staring at a gazelle?

That's the one---I remember the line about lions and gazelles!!!
----------------------------------------------------
Larry Miller, does he do a lot of sit-com cameos?

I think he has been a guest on "King Of Queens" a couple of times, if he is who I am thinking of................

Thanks for the help, Matthew

Asimovian
10-29-2009, 11:17 PM
Was this in Vegas? A friend of mine told me the exact same story--he was going to meet his wife and her friends at a club, where the men's area was downstairs and the women's upstairs. He said that the male patrons downstairs behaved like they were at a funeral, and the female patrons upstairs were completely out of control, nearly molesting the male performers.I assume you're referring to Olympic Gardens?

Really Not All That Bright
10-30-2009, 12:14 AM
Hmmm, I don't know, the women I've seen at strip clubs aren't typically mega-hot, just average healthy young women. The lineup of girls didn't seem out of line for a college classroom, although with a few weeded out--those over 40 and too heavy. So maybe kick out the bottom 25% of the college class, and there you've got your strip club lineup.
Psst... they're not really in college.

Malacandra
10-30-2009, 03:36 AM
Damn. I've heard of men not being able to perform but not about them being hornier because of alcohol. That's got to be a real bitch.

There's a middle ground where you get to be horny and still capable of erection, but sensation is cut down to the point you can't actually finish. That can be A Bit Of A Bugger TM.

freckafree
10-30-2009, 05:30 AM
I think the bard meant the whole "nose/face flushing red when you drink". From vasodilation, and in serious alcoholics, from capillary damage. See WC Fields.

It's pretty generally accepted that W.C. Fields had rosacea with rhynophima (http://medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=8565). As the article says, his drinking didn't cause his condition, although it certainly didn't help.

Princhester
10-30-2009, 06:53 AM
That can be A Bit Of A Bugger TM.

Is a bit of a bugger somewhat like being a little pregnant? Not that one could lead to the other, of course.

Hung Mung
10-30-2009, 07:37 AM
I think some of you are forgetting that not all women are beautiful, young, slim and thus able to get any man for free. Guys, I guarantee you I could find some pictures online of women you wouldn't accept a blowjob from.
One of my life rules: There is no such thing as a fat, ugly blowjob.

corkboard
10-30-2009, 08:26 AM
I think the bard meant the whole "nose/face flushing red when you drink". From vasodilation, and in serious alcoholics, from capillary damage. See WC Fields.

AKA, gin blossoms.

Malacandra
10-30-2009, 08:42 AM
Is a bit of a bugger somewhat like being a little pregnant? Not that one could lead to the other, of course.

Well, 'tall depends. Some ladies don't mind if you take a long time, give up for the present, and want another round in the morning. And some, overcome by a sense of having "failed as a woman", will oblige with a BJ to completion if you can't get off with intercourse. Nothing's a sure thing, but there can be positive outcomes, as opposed to being a little pregnant which is rather less often viewed as anything of the sort.

Anomie
10-30-2009, 09:04 AM
I've seen it.

I have a cousin in the DJ/Party Hire business. Back when I was just out of school, he had broken his arm and another employee was off-sick, so I helped him deliver and pickup jukeboxes one weekend.

Because of some scheduling SNAFU we had a pick-up at 2:00AM on Sunday morning... but it turned out to be somewhat later. We had to wait for the bride-to-be (veiled) and half-a-dozen of her friends, to finish taking turns blowing the stripper. :eek:

As we were leaving, the bride was asking for someone to find her some soda-water to get the cum out of her veil--because she needed that next week. :eek:

My cousin found my dropped-jaw shock hilarious. Whenever I bump into him at Christmas parties he's always got another story for me. He says it's the sole reason he's still a DJ at 40+.

I also encountered the bride again some months later (she had been far to drunk to remember me). When we were dealing with my grandmother's will, she was the lawyer.

Freudian Slit
10-30-2009, 09:26 AM
AKA, gin blossoms.

How can something so beautiful sounding be so absolutely disgusting? Ugh. The less time spent pondering W.C. Fields's nose capillaries, the better. What next? You'll be telling me I shouldn't be calling my lover the dingleberry of my eye.

JerseyFrank
10-30-2009, 10:42 AM
Fearful of the answer I might get, I sent my wife an email asking her if she'd heard of this or seen it before. I don't think she's been to a strip club more than a couple times, but she has not yet responded. The silence is deafening.

JerseyFrank
10-30-2009, 10:49 AM
Fearful of the answer I might get, I sent my wife an email asking her if she'd heard of this or seen it before. I don't think she's been to a strip club more than a couple times, but she has not yet responded. The silence is deafening.

BTW honey, that's a joke... I'm not worried. Really. :smack:

ovalseven
10-30-2009, 10:51 AM
I have, however, heard of guys getting oral or sex from the stripper at a bachelor party (from my husband).

Umm, did anyone else do a double take when reading that the first time?

Yes.

That probably wasn't the best place for the parentheses.

kayaker
10-30-2009, 10:53 AM
I see a marketing opportunity!

Ladies!!! Spending too much on blow jobs? Call 555-3457 day or night.

Una Persson
10-30-2009, 12:56 PM
I did not personally witness it, but a friend's brother's marriage broke up just a few months into it, after he found out, confirmed by the wife (who threw it out at him during a fight), that during her bachelorette party she and the stripper went to a bedroom, locked the door, and she bent over a chair he delivered the goods (according to a witness who was at the party, she sounded "like when Lassie barks on TV" during the act). She tried to justify it later on by saying it was "part of the game" and "no different than a tip" and words to that effect, and because she "didn't enjoy it" and he "used protection, so it didn't count." He wasn't buying it of course, but perhaps he should have - he lost his car, half of his entire retirement fund, and somehow get socked for paying nearly 30% of his salary as alimony. The "little woman" moved in with a boyfriend who she had waiting in the wings and kept drawing on the alimony for several years, refusing to get married so she could milk it as long as she wanted. :rolleyes: Eventually she did get married, and then divorced that guy about 6 months later because she was fired after being caught by her boss giving oral sex to a 16-year old boy. Lending support to my misanthropic belief that many people are just the human equivalent of runaway semi trucks on the highway.

Later on another friend had his marriage of 6 or 7 years break up in part because of shenanigans at a bachelorette party, but the gory details were never made clear to me.

Calder
10-30-2009, 03:16 PM
I once heard a stand up comic do a routine on this very phenomenon---It was one of the funniest, yet totally accurate (from my limited observations) bits I have ever heard...........

I wish I had some idea who the comic was, but this was several years back, and I dont recall where I saw it at.

Larry Miller. Probably one of his better bits. I also really like his bit with the Q-Tips.

Qadgop the Mercotan
10-30-2009, 06:03 PM
Was this in Vegas?
Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, actually.

Ruby
10-30-2009, 07:21 PM
heh...gotta watch those Cheeseheads.

The first time I went to a male strip club, I was astonished and dismayed at the behavior of my gender. It was embarrassing. Women were flailing around like salmon swimming upstream to spawn.

bread1975
03-31-2012, 09:50 AM
Yeah, because men never assault or attack women when they're outside of strip clubs. Let's face facts--there are people of both genders who are classy and who aren't.

I'm still shocked that there are women paying for the privilege of sucking dick. Really? REALLY?

No, the women "are paying for the privilege of sucking dick" of guys who they see as very attractive, average looking & ugly guys have to pay the women to get a chance to get their dicks sick LOL

bread1975
03-31-2012, 10:13 AM
One of my life rules: There is no such thing as a fat, ugly blowjob.

I with you Hung, a fat chick will do when my pipe need to be cleaned out.

Ibanez
03-31-2012, 10:35 AM
Obligatory chicken lady vid. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0YwnAdT9I_o)

Exapno Mapcase
03-31-2012, 11:37 AM
Quotes from Larry Miller are always good, but for this subject one must turn to the man with the greatest knowledge on the subject. Charlie Sheen. Who said of hookers, "I don’t pay them for sex. I pay them to leave."

Bachelorettes get to leave after acting wild. The guy doesn't bother them for more sex and doesn't stalk them or show up at work. It's fantasy outside the real world, just like they like it.

Leo Bloom
03-31-2012, 12:16 PM
Umm, did anyone else do a double take when reading that the first time?
Yes, I did too. How that penis got in my pajamas I'll never know.

naita
03-31-2012, 12:48 PM
If it's a zombie bachelorette party you really have to be careful!

Autolycus
03-31-2012, 12:59 PM
No brains in a penis, so a zombie bj probably would be ok.

grude
03-31-2012, 01:01 PM
Bachelorettes get to leave after acting wild. The guy doesn't bother them for more sex and doesn't stalk them or show up at work. It's fantasy outside the real world, just like they like it.

While I agree with your assessment, and of course no woman wants to be stalked by a creep, I don't think I have ever heard a woman complain that after sex a man she hooked up with wanted to spend more time with her or have a relationship.:)

leahcim
03-31-2012, 01:32 PM
No brains in a penis, so a zombie bj probably would be ok.

The zombies probably confused "organ that does all your thinking" with "brains".

Kimstu
03-31-2012, 02:51 PM
While I agree with your assessment, and of course no woman wants to be stalked by a creep, I don't think I have ever heard a woman complain that after sex a man she hooked up with wanted to spend more time with her or have a relationship.:)

There is no clearly defined "bright line" between "a man wanting to spend more time with you" and "being stalked by a creep". What makes the difference between those two is merely how much you like the guy in question.

And yeah, plenty of women have "hump him and dump him" experiences with a guy who isn't swift enough to get the message that they don't want him more than once.

Slithy Tove
03-31-2012, 03:51 PM
While I agree with your assessment, and of course no woman wants to be stalked by a creep, I don't think I have ever heard a woman complain that after sex a man she hooked up with wanted to spend more time with her or have a relationship.:)

"Last night was really great, but I just can't be in a relationship right now."

"I really like you, but I can't honestly say I'm in love with you."

I'll meet you half-way, and testify that I've never been dumped after what was only going to remain a one-night stand without a little white lie at the beginning of the verdict.

Ambivalid
03-31-2012, 03:52 PM
I don't get it either. Every time I suggest a "donation" after the fact, I get strange looks. I'll have to send my gf a link to this thread.:(

:D

plumalive
07-03-2012, 10:57 PM
As an individual with former experience in this regard, I can tell you pretty much exactly how it works. It's both real and fake. You sell the fake by cultivating the real. How does that work? The male stripper business is real. The business acumen of these guys is fairly high, too (so keep that in mind). They know exactly what they are doing. They know how to sell an “experience,” and that’s important because women indulge in stripper entertainment for the “experience” and not purely for the exhibition of visual splendor, as most men do. Don’t get me wrong: being a “beefcake” as a dancer is part of the deal. It’s also part of the selling strategy because it amplifies the value of the “experience.”

The experience, or rather the show, is purposefully designed to titillate and to exaggerate specific emotions in women. Keep in mind that women typically need to be coaxed a little into a sense of wild carnality. They don’t tend to simple arrive at the “f**k me now” mood because an 8 inch penis walked by. You have to play to their emotional arousal, and that takes some cunning thought and strategy. Quite honestly, the strategy almost always begins with cocktails. As women congregate in an environment they know is risqué and shall we say “forbidden,” they tend to become rather giddy. They socialize. They laugh. They talk dirty. They’re both nervous and excited. They’re anxious, curious, and usually a bit intimated. As they socialize, they do in fact tend to become more and more emboldened. Add to the mix the ripening agent of alcohol and you’ve just poured fuel onto the burgeoning fire of lust and desire, so to speak.

I’ve been there. I know exactly how this works. For it to really work, you’ve got to build the emotion until it is just about to the “f**k me now” pedestal. Here’s where the fake part comes in. Women come in a congregation. Parties are assembled. But, there is usually a plant or two in the crowd. The dancers know who the plants are. The plants provide a subtle aspect to the show that generally gets overlooked (i.e. louder screams, deliberate provocation, etc.) because most of the remainder of the women are floating in a cocktail of adrenaline, alcohol buzz, and the underlying desire to be seen as a participator. At that point, the “experience” is completely real. The dancers perform. To some degree, a little fondling here and there, as well as a little sexual innuendo gets tolerated. Anything purely erotic tends to happen with the plants. But even still, there are moments when the “experience” elevates, though those circumstances are not generally tolerated much. You don’t want your dancers getting every babe who’s lost all inhibition pregnant, for example. You don’t want someone coming back and suing the business because some doey eyed girl feels here left eye is now deformed from a squirt of semen. Catch my drift. So, if you’ve been watching some of these porn sites that seem to be showing women just utterly wild and out of control hungry for male genitalia in their mouth; think about it. That’s more likely a plot to sell a theme that will either infuriate or frustrate men than a depiction of reality. Have these kinds of parties happened ever occurred? Yah – but it is far more likely to happen as a spontaneous, drunken, fraternity orgy at the U than via a legally organized business with financial goals to achieve. There’s no doubt about it. Alcohol is labeled LPR for a reason (liquid panty remover). Women in a group with alcohol will almost always lead to some pretty wild moments. Quite honestly, I regret every aspect of it that I ever participated in. I was 20 something, angry at the world, angry at my parents, damn smart, narcissistic, arrogant, and full of a desire to be reveled. A bad mixture that I’m glad 2 decades separates me from now.

JustinC
07-03-2012, 11:49 PM
An 'Ask the (previous) Male Stripper' thread would be, I presume, of some interest to a lot of Dopers for curiosity and would be appreciated. Not that I'm asking for a thread, just that I wouldn't consider it to be something to be viewed with regret. I haven't had the opportunity, though.

even sven
07-04-2012, 12:08 AM
While I agree with your assessment, and of course no woman wants to be stalked by a creep, I don't think I have ever heard a woman complain that after sex a man she hooked up with wanted to spend more time with her or have a relationship.:)

Really? You don't think women ever:

Wake up and think "OMG, what is wrong with his FACE? what the hell was I thinking? How much did a drink?"
Sleep with a friend or coworker and, after the intiial curiousity is satisfied, realize that it can never happen again.
Think "Wow, he's a sweet guy but that sex was HORRIBLE. Never again!"
Want a holiday hook-up to remain a happy memory, complete in itself without turning into any kind of drama.

johnpost
07-04-2012, 08:32 AM
zombie (2x) or no

anyone thinking of career change?

md2000
07-04-2012, 09:35 AM
You mean there aren't a bunch of guys on a boat who pick up extremely large-breasted women, take them on the boat, have anal sex with them, and then throw them off the boat? And nobody ever calls the cops because they got tossed into shark infested waters? Goddamn it - there go my vacation plans.

Not a good plan. The large-breasted ones float.

Eh, I've never been to a strip club for girls but I've been to a gay one with male dancers and they were definitely well within my league.

??? No, not in same league... really.

Really? You don't think women ever:

Wake up and think "OMG, what is wrong with his FACE? what the hell was I thinking? How much did a drink?"
Sleep with a friend or coworker and, after the intiial curiousity is satisfied, realize that it can never happen again.
Think "Wow, he's a sweet guy but that sex was HORRIBLE. Never again!"
Want a holiday hook-up to remain a happy memory, complete in itself without turning into any kind of drama.


Definition of a "coyote fuck" - wake up in the morning, and your arm is still underneath her. She's so ugly, you'll chew your arm off to escape without waking her up. (I'm thinking there's a Franco joke in there too). Probably works for either gender.

Bmaker
07-04-2012, 01:17 PM
Last year I went to a strip club in Vegas for a bachelorette party. There were two sections, one for female strippers and the other for male strippers. The guys weren't naked but walked around in thongs, I didn't see anyone actually touch or grab at any of the strippers unless it was part of the routine where they brought up a girl on stage and gave them a lap dance. They had 'private' sessions in a backroom for $$$, I didn't do it and no one else I was with did either. I don't know if they had blow jobs but I heard from another girl at a table who did it that they touch you and you can touch them, she looked a little disheveled afterwards.

Beware of Doug
07-04-2012, 02:09 PM
Sure they do.

Just not to you.

ThelmaLou
07-05-2012, 08:17 AM
More like "women haven't had decades of experience in this venue and don't understand the etiquette and overreact." Kind of like when you take Jethro to the white tie ball - he ain't had the home training.

Ummm... I'd describe this more as the male-viewing-female-stripper as a grim and shame-based activity and the female-viewing-male-stripper as just plain FUN!

grude
07-05-2012, 08:20 AM
Really? You don't think women ever:

Wake up and think "OMG, what is wrong with his FACE? what the hell was I thinking? How much did a drink?"
Sleep with a friend or coworker and, after the intiial curiousity is satisfied, realize that it can never happen again.
Think "Wow, he's a sweet guy but that sex was HORRIBLE. Never again!"
Want a holiday hook-up to remain a happy memory, complete in itself without turning into any kind of drama.


Yea but straight women don't need hookers for a no strings attached hookup.

Ambivalid
07-05-2012, 01:53 PM
Yea but straight women don't need hookers for a no strings attached hookup.

(my bold)

But gay women do? :confused:

even sven
07-05-2012, 02:17 PM
Yea but straight women don't need hookers for a no strings attached hookup.

What does this have to do with the fact that women sometimes choose to have sex without desiring to spend more time with or have an emotional relationship with their partner?

Anyway, men don't have problems having one night stands if their standards are low enough. Hooking up with an attractive, fit, skilled lover in your preferred age range, however, is a challenge for everyone. A shy 55 year old woman carrying a few extra pounds is not going to be able to walk into any bar and go home with a 25 year old gym rat who is an expert at giving head any easier than a 55 year old dude with a beer belly could do the same.

The big difference is that women are just now starting to learn how to vocalize their desire for better sex from more attractive partners on their own terms, whereas men have long established systems for such.

grude
07-05-2012, 02:20 PM
(my bold)

But gay women do? :confused:

Not being familiar with lesbian relationships I did not want to presume, thats all.

grude
07-05-2012, 02:26 PM
What does this have to do with the fact that women sometimes choose to have sex without desiring to spend more time with or have an emotional relationship with their partner?
.

The post I replied to said

Bachelorettes get to leave after acting wild. The guy doesn't bother them for more sex and doesn't stalk them or show up at work. It's fantasy outside the real world, just like they like it.



I was basically saying I really don't think women need to go to strippers for a no strings attached hookup, there are plenty of men looking for the same thing. Now if she wants a hookup with a Fabio clone yea :)

Morgenstern
07-05-2012, 04:29 PM
I think some of you are forgetting that not all women are beautiful, young, slim and thus able to get any man for free. Guys, I guarantee you I could find some pictures online of women you wouldn't accept a blowjob from.

Is it after 2AM, and is the bar empty...?

VOW
07-05-2012, 04:40 PM
No brains in a penis, so a zombie bj probably would be ok.

"Decapitation" has a whole 'nother meaning when you are talking about zombie penises.


~VOW

sqweels
07-05-2012, 06:23 PM
I was basically saying I really don't think women need to go to strippers for a no strings attached hookup, there are plenty of men looking for the same thing.
The woman can't always predict the man's behavior afterwards. He might want more because he had been desperate for sex and she's now his best prospect for getting it semi-regular.

Son of a Rich
07-05-2012, 09:34 PM
As we were leaving, the bride was asking for someone to find her some soda-water to get the cum out of her veil--because she needed that next week. :eek:



Is it common for the bride- to- be to wear her bridal costume to the bachelorette party?

even sven
07-05-2012, 11:00 PM
Is it common for the bride- to- be to wear her bridal costume to the bachelorette party?

Often the bride-to-be will wear something to show her status (and get some positive attention) during the festivities- this may be a tiara, a sash, or sometimes her veil.

johnpost
07-06-2012, 07:03 PM
Cops mistaken for male strippers at bachelorette party

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/cops-mistaken-male-strippers-bachelorette-party-183441536.html

dookus
07-27-2012, 12:18 AM
You may be advised to read this

http://open.salon.com/blog/maj_konig/2011/04/29/i_was_a_male_stripperthe_rest_of_the_story

There is a porn site that creates and sells video of "bachelorette Parties" where just such happens ... they are of course staged, it is illegal for such to happen in a public hall etc that can be hired for this such a party, it would then become prostitution, this may happen in private venues, but would still not be legal!

I'd suggest you find out the truth of what happened, many people like to spread gossip and falsehoods, personally, it would not bother me if my partner did that, but everyone is different of course.

Good luck.

Nava
07-27-2012, 05:46 AM
While I agree with your assessment, and of course no woman wants to be stalked by a creep, I don't think I have ever heard a woman complain that after sex a man she hooked up with wanted to spend more time with her or have a relationship.:)

I have.

The most outrageous case:
my American grad school had a "cooking club" which started every term hopefully posting ads in English, but every single time, it took only a few weeks to verify that once more we wouldn't be getting anybody who wasn't a Hispanic woman and already reasonably able to cook. A veritable bed of Spanish-speaking estrogen.

One day we were surprised by the arrival of several Hispanic girls dragging an "All-American poster girl" along. There was something they'd been trying to explain for the last two weeks but she wouldn't believe them; they'd thought that if all of us confirmed it, maybe she'd finally... well, not understand it, but at least believe it!

The girl in question had gone on a date with a Hispanic guy. Helluva nice dude, very courteous and polite, he opened doors and pulled back chairs and could suggest dishes without being pushy (unlike a coupld of Anglo dudes who tried to choose for me, but I digress) and in general was totally amazing! If she'd been the kind of girl to do it on the first date, she totally would have, but she isn't, you know. But she wanted him to know how grateful she was...

That's the point where we started looking at each other, groaning and going "oh NO".

Oh yes.

She'd given him a BJ.

He'd proceeded to turn into mush and had spent the last two weeks floating after her and trying to get a second date, but rather than the polite, smart, fun guy who'd gotten that first one he now looked more like... a cross between a puppy and a gummy bear? She couldn't understand why, or why he wouldn't let her be.

This was in 1995 and she probably still doesn't believe that this BJ, which to her mindset "didn't count", was "advanced materials" for us. She didn't want to be easy so she'd jumped straight to what the guy viewed as fifth base. And he was having flashbacks to that BJ every time he saw her, which isn't a bad thing per se, but well, it does tend to cause malfunctioning of the male brain.

HUNK
02-07-2013, 08:25 AM
In male strip bars are women allowed to reach their hand inside the strippers' speedos and feel of their d?

Leo Bloom
02-07-2013, 09:00 AM
How can something so beautiful sounding be so absolutely disgusting? Ugh. The less time spent pondering W.C. Fields's nose capillaries, the better. What next? You'll be telling me I shouldn't be calling my lover the dingleberry of my eye.
Ahem. Username/post combo.

drachillix
02-07-2013, 09:02 AM
I don't think I have ever heard a woman complain that after sex a man she hooked up with wanted to spend more time with her or have a relationship.:)

Funny, this is half my dating history.

drachillix
02-07-2013, 09:08 AM
I have.

The most outrageous case:
my American grad school had a "cooking club" which started every term hopefully posting ads in English, but every single time, it took only a few weeks to verify that once more we wouldn't be getting anybody who wasn't a Hispanic woman and already reasonably able to cook. A veritable bed of Spanish-speaking estrogen..

What school was this...directions please?

Leo Bloom
02-07-2013, 09:11 AM
Charlie Sheen [...] who said of hookers, "I don’t pay them for sex. I pay them to leave."....
I read this decades before being said by Al Goldstein, publisher of Screw.

drachillix
02-07-2013, 09:14 AM
(my bold)

But gay women do? :confused:

I dunno, doesent the standard joke run

What does a lesbian bring to a second date?

A Uhaul

Exapno Mapcase
02-07-2013, 09:29 AM
I read this decades before being said by Al Goldstein, publisher of Screw.

Did he? The only hit I get on Google for this is you.

It's possible, certainly. I doubt that all of Screw is online or the other million interviews he gave. But you need to find some sort of cite.

lance strongarm
02-07-2013, 10:51 AM
Everything you see in porn is 100% real. Nothing faked or staged at all. In fact, all movies are real.

No, really.

lance strongarm
02-07-2013, 10:52 AM
I read this decades before being said by Al Goldstein, publisher of Screw.

Maybe they both said it. Charlie could have stolen it.

wildboyz
07-23-2016, 04:30 AM
I've been a dancer for over 15 years.. stripped for thousands of women..

I can tell you that getting blowjobs HARDLY ever happens at parties..

it's usually because most parties for women are much tamer than most think.. sure they can get crazy and yes I've gotten a BJ before at a party.. but it's not nearly as much as you might think..

kayaker
07-23-2016, 05:13 AM
Calm down, wildboyz, put it back in your pants.

Reported

07-24-2016, 05:49 PM
I think the bard meant the whole "nose/face flushing red when you drink". From vasodilation, and in serious alcoholics, from capillary damage. See WC Fields.Like many things in Shakespeare, it has more than one meaning. It means the red nose of drinking, it also is a play on nose-planting in the crotch of another, as in oral sex.

Typical Shakespeare, the bare text has one meaning, but the actor can readily deliver the line in a bawdy manner during the performance.

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