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pseudotriton ruber ruber
09-19-2012, 08:12 PM
Well, not really, but how often do you?

SeaDragonTattoo
09-19-2012, 08:23 PM
I voted never because I know you're a guy and you're probably thinking of poop stains, which I never have. But did you think about why else women might have a dark brown stain in their panties on occasion? Prolly TMI, but you asked! That happens once in a great while to me, if things start early or there's shifting I don't know about until I get to a bathroom.

alice_in_wonderland
09-19-2012, 08:33 PM
Never. I would be a bit concerned if I did. :eek:

JackieLikesVariety
09-19-2012, 08:44 PM
But did you think about why else women might have a dark brown stain in their panties on occasion?

yep, this is more relevant to my life.

pseudotriton ruber ruber
09-19-2012, 08:56 PM
I voted never because I know you're a guy and you're probably thinking of poop stains, which I never have. But did you think about why else women might have a dark brown stain in their panties on occasion? Prolly TMI, but you asked! That happens once in a great while to me, if things start early or there's shifting I don't know about until I get to a bathroom.

Well, you might be carrying a Hershey bar in your undies, too, and the day gets really hot....That's what your posts are for, to write in circumstances that my OP doesn't include.

voltaire
09-19-2012, 08:59 PM
Previous skid-mark poll: What do you do to avoid "skid marks" in your undies? (http://boards.academicpursuits.us/sdmb/showthread.php?p=12938251#post12938251)

Quote of my own (TMI) post from that thread:I haven't had skid-marks since I was a kid either, and I haven't even thought about why that might be, until reading this thread. As many have said, I simply wipe until completely clean - which means NO marks on the last piece of TP.

But there are certain rare times when it's 'apparent' that no matter how many wipes, it's not getting the job done. (Is a TMI really even required in this thread?!?) So what I do then is bear down a tad WHILE performing the final wipes, so as to slightly 'unwink' the old brown-eye and get a bit more of a deep-clean.

You perpetually skid-marked people really oughta give that method a try.

SeaDragonTattoo
09-19-2012, 09:10 PM
Well, you might be carrying a Hershey bar in your undies, too, and the day gets really hot....That's what your posts are for, to write in circumstances that my OP doesn't include.

There's a joke in there somewhere about only liking dark chocolate and how long it would last in my hot crotch anyway, but I've got too much of a stuffed-up head cold to think it up right now. ::sticks nose back into steam from tea mug and mmmm chocolate::

Sahirrnee
09-19-2012, 09:38 PM
What underwear?

elfkin477
09-19-2012, 10:34 PM
I voted never because I know you're a guy and you're probably thinking of poop stains, which I never have. But did you think about why else women might have a dark brown stain in their panties on occasion? Prolly TMI, but you asked! That happens once in a great while to me, if things start early or there's shifting I don't know about until I get to a bathroom.

Skid-mark implies friction and butt cheeks, not a spot.

But I have a funny, in adults suck for not explaining things properly, TMIish story:
So, I started puberty pretty late, not until I was a freshman in high school, and read just about everything possible when it came to what's it's supposed to be like when you get your period in the years of waiting to grow up like everyone else already did back in middle school.

But not one fucking thing I ever read, or learned in health class, or was ever told by my mom suggested that the blood for your first few periods might not be red. That it might be a dark tarry color, actually.

So the first time I found a dark brown stain in my underwear was upset at myself for apparently not wiping well enough like a toddler or something. It wasn't until it happened again about three months later (any guys reading along should know many/most girls have irregular periods at first) that I finally thought to wonder if it wasn't dried blood after all, not mortifying evidence of lax bm hygiene.

Thanks, Grownups!

Rachellelogram
09-19-2012, 10:42 PM
What underwear?
Under where?

Qin Shi Huangdi
09-19-2012, 10:42 PM
Previous skid-mark poll: What do you do to avoid "skid marks" in your undies? (http://boards.academicpursuits.us/sdmb/showthread.php?p=12938251#post12938251)

Quote of my own (TMI) post from that thread:

Or one can just shower.

voltaire
09-19-2012, 11:28 PM
Or one can just shower.If your bowels are regular enough to always be able to shower after every bowel movement, consider yourself lucky.

But just in case you ever break your lucky streak(less) by hitting up Taco Bell and having to make a run for the border, you might want to keep proper wiping techniques in mind.

Diamonds02
09-20-2012, 01:41 AM
Eww never! I wipe until clean, even if it takes half a roll of TP (and it does sometimes).

corkboard
09-20-2012, 09:13 AM
I'd say never, but there was this one time...

My high school spanish club went to Spain one year. I was a junior, so probably 16. We had been given advice by various people who had been on previous trips (guys shouldn't wear white shorts if they didn't want Spaniards to think they had caught "the gay", etc. This was in the early '80's.) One such piece of advice was not to eat the ice cream over there, but without any reason why.

So we're there, hanging out one day in a park in Madrid- I think El Retiro, but I might have the name wrong. It's hot so a bunch of us decide to get an ice cream cone. Either we had forgotten the advice or just disregarded it, I can't recall. But for the next three days I had the Hershey Squirts, and after comparing our stories, we all did.

The worst part about it was, we were staying with host families while we were there, two kids per family. Our family was two sisters in their 60's who waited on us hand and foot, including doing our laundry. So this poor woman was subjected to cleaning up after my greatest indignity. I don't know how she did it, but she cleaned the shit out of my undies. Quite literally.

Evidently there's something about their ice cream that causes digestive issues if you're not used to it, but I don't know what's behind it.

hogarth
09-20-2012, 09:22 AM
This poll definitely needs to be separated by sex. Or maybe just by ass-hairiness.

Agent Foxtrot
09-20-2012, 09:37 AM
Eh, doesn't everyone? I thought underwear was there in case you got stranded without TP...

the apples fell
09-20-2012, 03:02 PM
Honestly, that is when it's time to throw that pair of underwear out.

But maybe one should wipe better and then they will not encounter such difficulties, don't you think?

tdn
09-20-2012, 03:34 PM
It's not always a matter of wiping better. Sometimes there's one little bit that just refuses to come out. In the course of the next hour or so it may stay in, or little bits may... I don't want to say ooze... I'm not really sure what happens. In any case I'm always glad when I can get home and get things straightened out.

Cat Whisperer
09-20-2012, 06:13 PM
I'm wondering about the "deep brown skidmarks." Wasn't "brown skidmarks" descriptive enough? I think we all would have known what you were talking about. :confused:

YogSothoth
09-20-2012, 06:19 PM
I have it more than I care to imagine, but I have a good excuse.

People here may or may not remember me from a series of posts dealing with going to the bathroom at work. To summarize: I hate it. I have shy anus syndrome and hate going when someone else is in the room. I've never been regular at work, but a couple of years ago, maybe owing to the stability of office life, I've been having the desire and then the NEED to go during work.

I always try to find an empty one, and I may traverse all the floors in our building if that's what it takes to find an empty room. But public bathrooms have a few issues.

First, the stall is never really wide enough. I have a spread-legged position when I use. Not to be TMI, but oh well, its too late for that, but that allows me optimal access to the black hole. When the stall is narrow, I can't spread out as easily, and therefore I imagine that some of the shit turtle's its head back into the rectum where I can't get to it.

Second, most people may not realize it, but some of the toilets in a multi-stall bathroom are not even heighted. Some are higher than others. I prefer a shorter toilet, thus allowing me to get into the squat position that I mentioned above. A higher toilet has my legs mostly parallel and dangling over the lip of the bowl like a ventriloquist dummy. Dangling, closed legs are not good for wiping.

Last, the pants. At home, I'm almost like George Costanza, everything (below the waist) comes off. At work, I would bet even with male bathroom etiquette strictly enforced, people would be talking and whispering and, god forbid, sleuthing who is in the bathroom barefoot and pantless. That's the kind of attention I don't need, my anus has enough trouble opening up around people, I don't need anybody trying to peek into the stall between the cracks of the doors. So having to keep the pants and shoes on further restricts leg movement.

Anyways, those issues frequently result in me not getting an ideal wipe. Sure, I wipe until I feel comfortable, but often that comfort is illusory. An hour later I may feel the creeping moisture of damp buttcheeks rubbing against each other, and I would need to hightail it to the nearest bathroom to wipe some more. But, fortunately or unfortunately, sometimes the feeling is as of an incoming storm rather than immediate thundershowers, so I try to hold it until I get home. That results in some staining. And the reason I hold it is that I have to go through the same song and dance about finding an empty stall when I just need to wipe, moreso than when I have to actually drop the brown kids off at the pool

You see, we all know its perfectly normal to roll logs down the river, so even if its embarrassing and all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body, nobody says anything. Its a courtesy I'm sure that allows us to be the dominant species on Earth (just try to imagine monkeys flinging poo away from others instead of at them). So its normal, if embarrassing to give birth to food babies. But it is decidedly not normal, and you may wonder in horrifying distress, if you hear a door opening, the clinking of metallic zippers undoing, and the furious wiping of a panicked shitfather. Nothing slide out of the anus, that soft, oozing feeling of warm toast splashing into milk, nor the grunting associated with that most diabolical of duties. Just depants, wipe, and flush, following by a comic pounding of feet hightailing it out of the scene of the crime. Don't lie, you'd be wondering/laughing/terrified too

So its hard to just wipe and flee, and harder still to make sure you only need one wiping session. If that requires me to buy more underwear than is legally allowed, then I'm guilty. But I can't stop doing it

Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
09-20-2012, 06:49 PM
I got hemorrhoids.

So skid-marks are the least of my worries.

voltaire
09-20-2012, 06:52 PM
It's not always a matter of wiping better. Sometimes there's one little bit that just refuses to come out. In the course of the next hour or so it may stay in, or little bits may... I don't want to say ooze... I'm not really sure what happens. In any case I'm always glad when I can get home and get things straightened out.
You either need to take your time and fully evacuate your bowels, or you should try my "bear down and wipe" method detailed above. Because what you're describing is even worse than skid-marks - it sounds more like a blowout! :p

SeaDragonTattoo
09-20-2012, 07:46 PM
I think there are some folks who really should add more fiber to their diets.

Diamonds02
09-20-2012, 08:35 PM
I'm wondering about the "deep brown skidmarks." Wasn't "brown skidmarks" descriptive enough? I think we all would have known what you were talking about. :confused:

Well just as there's different colors and shades of poo, there's different colors and shades of skidnarks. Yellow, orange, green. Light, medium, dark. I would think that deep brown marks would be the grossest though.

You either need to take your time and fully evacuate your bowels, or you should try my "bear down and wipe" method detailed above. Because what you're describing is even worse than skid-marks - it sounds more like a blowout! :p

I'll raise you guys with "pebbles". I haven't had em since I was 6, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone on here experiences them as an adult. Y'all nasty.

rhubarbarin
09-21-2012, 02:50 AM
baby wipes

BleizDu
09-21-2012, 03:54 AM
I think there are some folks who really should add more fiber to their diets.
My thoughts.

LorieSmurf
09-21-2012, 06:12 AM
Goddamn! Wet wipes, people! Right next to the toilet paper in stores. They're even flushable now. It's not rocket science. Geez, clean your nasty asses.

Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
09-21-2012, 07:38 PM
I think there are some folks who really should add more fiber to their diets.
I my defense, much of it is blood.

Simple Linctus
09-21-2012, 11:07 PM
I have a habit which I thought was common sense but in the last five or six years have discovered is quite unusual, of inspecting my toilet paper after wiping and continuing to wipe until it is impossible to stain a new piece of paper. On the minus side this means I use more than most people but on the plus side it means I have a beautifully clean arse.

The last time I had skid marks except for unusual situations (chemical toilets with limit wiping facilities for example) I was maybe five or six.

There is no excuse for skid marks in an even slightly healthy individual.

Simple Linctus
09-21-2012, 11:08 PM
It's not always a matter of wiping better. Sometimes there's one little bit that just refuses to come out. In the course of the next hour or so it may stay in, or little bits may... I don't want to say ooze... I'm not really sure what happens. In any case I'm always glad when I can get home and get things straightened out.

What the bloody hell!?

Try eating more wholemeal!

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