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kstarnes
05-29-2014, 06:04 PM
Denise Milani:

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28700000/Denise-Milani-denise-milani-28735827-1087-1600.jpg

http://whatsontianjin.com/news_images/b4a51485dbba8c883624_Denise-Milani_1.jpg

(more found here: http://mixedmartialarts.com/thread/1366473/Denise-Milani-Goldmine/?&page=1 )
I used to think she was all natural, just a freak of nature ye' know. It's not even easy to find her 'before' pictures, it's almost like her agency took care to remove all traces of it. In any case, I've found them and they do suggest that may have been enhanced with some cosmetic surgery in some ways. On caveat: women's breast often change sizes, naturally. So this is not conclusive evidence.

Her before photo set:

http://omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726286&sub=3

http://omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726279&sub=2

http://omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726336&sub=1

This is Alice Goodwin:
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/e4/90/13/e4901320f057a57cf225b07dad6b44c5.jpg

silenus
05-29-2014, 06:08 PM
Who? And why should anybody care?

zoid
05-29-2014, 06:11 PM
What an odd OP.

QuickSilver
05-29-2014, 06:12 PM
I have similar suspicions about Jessica Rabbit (https://google.com/search?q=images+of+jessica+rabbit&rlz=1C1GPEA_enUS315US315&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Nb6HU4nSGY-TyATmqYKwBA&ved=0CCgQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=685).

kambuckta
05-29-2014, 06:14 PM
What?

kstarnes
05-29-2014, 06:28 PM
Who? And why should anybody care?

She has a lot fans and she's a celebrity. I suppose you don't have to care but you might be curious.

elbows
05-29-2014, 06:32 PM
More info please, if she's a celebrity, perhaps you could share what her claim to fame is, for those of us who don't have any idea!

silenus
05-29-2014, 06:35 PM
A quick look at Google shows......absolutely nothing. Pictures of a not-that-attractive woman with large breasts. Apparently that's our standard for "celebrity" these days.

kambuckta
05-29-2014, 06:36 PM
More info please, if she's a celebrity, perhaps you could share what her claim to fame is, for those of us who don't have any idea!

Well, d'uh, it's her tits of course!

Ferret Herder
05-29-2014, 06:37 PM
Christ, is there any way to turn off image auto-load in Tapatalk? Wtf.

Czarcasm
05-29-2014, 06:38 PM
She is famous for having big boobs, and she became famous for having big boobs by posting pictures of her big boobs all over the place and saying "Come see my big boobs!"

RivkahChaya
05-29-2014, 06:38 PM
This pretty much defines "mundane, pointless stuff I must share."

zoid
05-29-2014, 06:40 PM
Shit, Kim K is more of a celebrity, and that's just plain sad.

The Second Stone
05-29-2014, 06:58 PM
I have similar suspicions about Jessica Rabbit (https://google.com/search?q=images+of+jessica+rabbit&rlz=1C1GPEA_enUS315US315&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Nb6HU4nSGY-TyATmqYKwBA&ved=0CCgQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=685).

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

buddha_david
05-29-2014, 07:05 PM
Denise Milani:

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28700000/Denise-Milani-denise-milani-28735827-1087-1600.jpg

http://whatsontianjin.com/news_images/b4a51485dbba8c883624_Denise-Milani_1.jpg

This is Alice Goodwin:
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/e4/90/13/e4901320f057a57cf225b07dad6b44c5.jpg

What's to be convinced about? Boobs like that simply don't exist in nature. (Which makes me oh so thankful to live in this glorious age...)

Sunspace
05-29-2014, 07:10 PM
That's Fotoshop by Adobé.

Cat Whisperer
05-29-2014, 07:36 PM
What's to be convinced about? Boobs like that simply don't exist in nature. (Which makes me oh so thankful to live in this glorious age...)
I would tend to agree, but I actually knew a woman who had a figure much like this one, and as far as I knew, she was 100% natural. She was far from the norm, though - you can have big boobs or be stick thin, but not usually both without some intervention.

Colibri
05-29-2014, 08:36 PM
She has a lot fans and she's a celebrity. I suppose you don't have to care but you might be curious.

The only thing I'm curious about is why someone would bother posting such an OP.

epbrown01
05-29-2014, 08:40 PM
Denise Milani

My peeve about Milani is that I have heard of her - her pics are posted on fitness forums when, really, she's just a thin chick with big boobs.

zoid
05-29-2014, 09:09 PM
My peeve about Milani is that I have heard of her - her pics are posted on fitness forums when, really, she's just a thin chick with big boobs.

Big, fake, stupid looking, circus clown boobs.

ducati
05-29-2014, 09:21 PM
Mmmmmm, Big, fake, stupid looking, circus clown boobs. (https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1397/27/1397272225082.jpg) :rolleyes:

Der Trihs
05-29-2014, 11:22 PM
Somewhat convincing evidence that Denise Milani might not be entirely 100% naturalSo, you're saying she has additives and preservatives?

Tom Tildrum
05-30-2014, 12:20 AM
...circus clown boobs.

This is a thing? :confused::eek:

Voyager
05-30-2014, 12:25 AM
She has a lot fans and she's a celebrity. I suppose you don't have to care but you might be curious.

Fans being the plastic surgery community, I'd suspect.

Princhester
05-30-2014, 01:27 AM
She is famous for having big boobs, and she became famous for having big boobs by posting pictures of her big boobs all over the place and saying "Come see my big boobs!"

It defies analysis, but this post just cracked me up in a way I haven't experienced in weeks.

Thanks, Czarcasm.

jimbuff314
05-30-2014, 02:11 AM
Is it just me or does her belly button change from an innie to an outie going from before to after boob-stuffing?

DrFidelius
05-30-2014, 05:10 AM
This is a thing? :confused::eek:

Don't Google it.

Marley23
05-30-2014, 07:40 AM
Moved to Cafe Society.

RealityChuck
05-30-2014, 08:13 AM
She's best known for her obscurity.

Chronos
05-30-2014, 08:18 AM
In the "after" pictures, I see a woman with very large breasts. In the "before" pictures, I see... a woman with very large breasts. They look about the same size in both-- Any differences could just be from better support in the "after" pictures.

Mind you, this doesn't mean that she didn't have surgery: She might have. But if so, it was before any of the pictures posted here.

PlainJain
05-30-2014, 08:26 AM
So, you're saying she has additives and preservatives?
No. Steroids, duh!

Skywatcher
05-30-2014, 10:06 AM
...circus clown boobs.

This is a thing? :confused::eek:Killer! NSFW (http://dailymotion.com/video/xnj0zs_clown-breast-expansion_redband)

Death of Rats
05-30-2014, 11:00 AM
... circus clown boobs.

This is a thing? :confused::eek:

They honk when you squeeze them.

Maserschmidt
05-30-2014, 11:03 AM
Forget the boobs...does that look like a bump to anyone else?

Cat Whisperer
05-30-2014, 11:20 AM
They honk when you squeeze them.
How long did you have to wait for the perfect set-up like that? :D

Dag Otto
05-30-2014, 12:34 PM
The only thing I'm curious about is why someone would bother posting such an OP.

I'm curious about the seemingly random mention of Alice Goodwin.

tim-n-va
05-30-2014, 12:56 PM
I have dental crowns, wear glasses and hearing aids. Why would I care if someone's breasts are fake?

silenus
05-30-2014, 12:59 PM
Because she's a "celebrity," don't ya know?

mbh
05-30-2014, 01:22 PM
Big, fake, stupid looking, circus clown boobs.

This is a thing? :confused::eek:

Don't Google it.

I googled it. A bit of décolletage, but nothing too raunchy.

ETA: If the search terms include "big, fake, stupid looking" the results are even less raunchy.

Steve MB
05-30-2014, 01:23 PM
Looks like natural silicone to me.

74westy
05-30-2014, 01:36 PM
What's to be convinced about? Boobs like that simply don't exist in nature. (Which makes me oh so thankful to live in this glorious age...)

No one remembers Chesty Morgan?

bump
05-30-2014, 01:38 PM
I would tend to agree, but I actually knew a woman who had a figure much like this one, and as far as I knew, she was 100% natural. She was far from the norm, though - you can have big boobs or be stick thin, but not usually both without some intervention.

I did too (still do, but she lives 1000 miles away). Her... endowment was so absurd that at more than one party that we were both at (we were in the same group of friends), she had women who she didn't know come up and ask who her plastic surgeon was, because they "look so natural". She also couldn't just buy swimsuits off the rack; she had to get separates she told me, because the two halves of the bikini were too disparate in size.

Which should have been the case, considering that they were natural, and she was otherwise thin, but curvy. She really did have a comic-book heroine body.

All that said, I'm pretty sure the woman in the OP is not all-natural. Not that it really ruins it for me, but there are tell-tale signs (no sag, bulges where there shouldn't be, etc...)

ouryL
05-30-2014, 02:56 PM
Do you mean "photoshop"?

dropzone
05-30-2014, 07:02 PM
forget the boobs...does that look like a bump to anyone else?aaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!!!

ETA: Sorry. Maybe they had leftover silicone she'd already paid for.

Really Not All That Bright
05-30-2014, 07:20 PM
More info please, if she's a celebrity, perhaps you could share what her claim to fame is, for those of us who don't have any idea!
Don't worry. Even Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Denise_Milani's_breasts) is a bit iffy on who most of her is.

Superdude
05-30-2014, 07:41 PM
Best line of that article, RNATB:

"Although marginally more interesting than before; it seems they still weren't worthy of treatment on a comedy wiki, so again let's skip a few years."

Maserschmidt
05-30-2014, 07:47 PM
Forget the boobs...does that look like a bump to anyone else?

aaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!!!

ETA: Sorry. Maybe they had leftover silicone she'd already paid for.

:)

bump
05-30-2014, 08:33 PM
After actually looking at the OP's pictures, I think that she was naturally busty in the early photos, and got some sort of lift or enhancement as she got older. In the one where she's wearing the gold bikini (http://omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726336&sub=1) they look like big versions of the real thing.

But in the first picture of the last "After" link (http://mixedmartialarts.com/thread/1366473/Denise-Milani-Goldmine/?&page=1), they're clearly more convex on top than before, and than natural boobs are. It's subtle, but noticeable. That points at aftermarket enhancements.

What's more interesting, is that after some Googling, apparently she doesn't do topless or nude shots. Seems kind of weird to me to get a boob job and not show it off more.

PlainJain
05-30-2014, 08:41 PM
After actually looking at the OP's pictures, I think that she was naturally busty in the early photos, and got some sort of lift or enhancement as she got older. In the one where she's wearing the gold bikini (http://omlazeni.cz/index.php?action=downloadfile&topic=12467&upfile=726336&sub=1) they look like big versions of the real thing.

But in the first picture of the last "After" link (http://mixedmartialarts.com/thread/1366473/Denise-Milani-Goldmine/?&page=1), they're clearly more convex on top than before, and than natural boobs are. It's subtle, but noticeable. That points at aftermarket enhancements.

What's more interesting, is that after some Googling, apparently she doesn't do topless or nude shots. Seems kind of weird to me to get a boob job and not show it off more.
Well thanks for all of that. This very serious topic has gotten very far afield. I'm glad someone has given this subject the scrutiny it deserves.

voltaire
05-30-2014, 11:50 PM
^You sound fairly convinced by the evidence that Denise Milani might not be entirely 100% natural.




Resolved! She's really only partially 100% natural.

actualliberalnotoneofthose
05-30-2014, 11:54 PM
I ONLY know her from "Sports by Brooks." So I really don't think her pics from there are some obscure before pics.

Mahaloth
05-31-2014, 07:50 AM
Is it just me or does her belly button change from an innie to an outie going from before to after boob-stuffing?

Well, where else do you think they attach the air pump?

WordMan
05-31-2014, 08:14 AM
Well, where else do you think they attach the air pump?

<snort!> That was hilarious.

handsomeharry
05-31-2014, 08:31 AM
The only thing I'm curious about is why someone would bother posting such an OP.

I can think of two reasons.

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