Old 09-01-2002, 06:05 PM
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Funny Names For Porn Stars

How about Clit Eastwood or Vulvita for starters?



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Old 09-02-2002, 06:10 AM
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I saw a Native American on C-SPAN once named Spike Bighorn. Seems like a perfect porn star name to me.
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Miss Kitty Litter.
Old 09-02-2002, 05:22 PM
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Miss Kitty Litter.
I actually know a Miss Kitty Litter. She hosts the drag brunch at the Intermezzo Cafe in Providence, RI.
Old 09-02-2002, 05:34 PM
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I've always thought Don Johnson would be an interesting porn name. Sounds like the head of a Mafia porn ring.
Old 09-02-2002, 05:58 PM
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I had... errr, taught a student one time, a girl, named BJ Cummings. I was very careful to keep a straight face.
Old 09-02-2002, 07:15 PM
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Mr. Im2evil4u had a student named Nikki Busto.

She was, so to speak, VERY well endowed.
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Old 09-02-2002, 10:21 PM
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A guy I worked with thought up this one:

Sid Duce.
Old 09-02-2002, 11:35 PM
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Rod Long
Dick Long
Peter Long
Harry Johnson
Harry Peters
Tiny Johnson
Dick Gozinye
Buck Naked (actually, I stole this from Seinfeld)
Old 09-03-2002, 02:38 AM
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Eric von Pumpaloaf
StickE Buns
Harry Hines
Velveeta Cheese
Corntny Cocks
Magic Johnson
Old 09-03-2002, 02:46 PM
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Old 09-03-2002, 03:13 PM
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Miles Long.


Isn't BJ Cummings a lifeguard on Son of the Beach?
Old 09-03-2002, 07:09 PM
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A guy I worked with thought up this one:

Sid Duce.
There actually was a female porn star by a similar name (Sid Deuce). I, uh, forget how I know that.

In Paul Schrader's 1979 film Hardcore, a minor character is named "Big Dick Blaque". Even though I barely remember the film, for some reason that name cracks me up every time I think about it.
Old 09-03-2002, 07:29 PM
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I saw this on an e-mail doing the rounds a while back:

To get your pornstar name take:

1. Your first pet's name
2. Your mother's maiden name

and put them together.

For some reason the result often sounds like a pornstar name...

My pornstar name is Gripper O'Rourke...
Old 09-03-2002, 11:36 PM
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"Does anyone else find it funny when I say the name Biggus Dickus?"
Old 09-03-2002, 11:51 PM
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Should NPR newscaster Bob Edwards forsake journalism for a less honorable profession, he could just shift the second "b" in his name one space to the right
==> Bo Bedwards
Old 09-04-2002, 12:25 PM
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THIS IS NO JOKE!!!! THIS IS THE REAL THING!!!

That disclaimer being out of the way, I actually work with a girl named Sparkle Titsworth.
Old 09-04-2002, 12:39 PM
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Sure, but where do you work?
Old 09-04-2002, 01:57 PM
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Willy Fisterbottom

Ben Dover

I have actually heard of a woman named Fonda Cox, which would be an excellent porn name.
Old 09-05-2002, 02:12 AM
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We're talking old-school porn, here. Nowdays, it's names like Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson, Nikki Nova, almost normal sounding names. No fun.

I find a better formula is First Name = childhood pet, Last Name = Street you grew up on (unless it's a number.)

I'd be Ginger Kingsley, which sounds more like a modern porn name
Old 09-05-2002, 02:24 AM
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I find a better formula is First Name = childhood pet, Last Name = Street you grew up on (unless it's a number.)
Using your formula I'd be Butch Daisy. Aww yeah...
Old 09-06-2002, 12:38 AM
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I find a better formula is First Name = childhood pet, Last Name = Street you grew up on (unless it's a number.)
Myrtle Bel Aire?

Hummmm.
Old 09-06-2002, 01:35 AM
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Frisky New England?

My wife always jokes about her (fictional) days as a stripper, when she went by either Peaches LaTour or Cupcakes Cassidy. I'm sure she got the names from somewhere, but I'm not sure where.
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Old 09-06-2002, 10:48 AM
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I have actually heard of a woman named Fonda Cox, which would be an excellent porn name.
Growing up, one of my best friends was Matt Cox. Everytime someone would mention his mom's name, my Dad would crack up. I never could figure it out. Then I got a little older. Her name was Dreama. No lie. Dreama Cox. You can't blame her parents, how were they supposed to know who she was gonna marry, eh?
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Old 09-06-2002, 10:50 AM
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Ben Dover
There is a British hardcore porn film-maker by this name.
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Harry Balzac
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Old 09-06-2002, 04:02 PM
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a good pornstar name could be ;the combination of the person's middle name and the street they live on { this doesn't include numbered streets}

For example>

Fatima Canterbury
Michael Highpoint
Marie Harmony
Antonia Terry
Precilla Manhatten

ok..ok.. maybe they are more like soap opera names than pronstars.. my bad.
Old 09-06-2002, 04:43 PM
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It would have to be a very specialized kind of porn, but...

My father once spoke at a school where the star basketball player was named Bernard Uran. He swears he heard an announcer say, "Bernie Uran is dribbling down the court."
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Dallas Dopers will love this one!
Old 09-06-2002, 07:43 PM
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Using the pet/street formula, I'd be:

Chubby Grand Prix

Not one of your sexier monikers.
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(say it out loud)
Old 09-06-2002, 10:34 PM
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[B
Peter Long
[/B]
That's my uncle's name, man. He was a Marine in Nam, and for five years had "Long,Peter" on his orders, records, and footlocker.

Another uncle had the traditional middle name of Hardin. Wilbur Hardin Long.
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Using the pet/street formula, I'd be:

Chubby Grand Prix

Not one of your sexier monikers.
Once again, I feel compelled to mention that the pet/street formula makes me Scabby Grubb. Again, "sexy" is not the word.
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