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Old 06-06-2003, 06:12 PM
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TMI-Hmm! Ogoplex “ropes” works for me. Am I the only idiot out there who's tried it?

Disclaimer: I’ve seen threads in the past praising this product or that. I also know the rules strictly forbid hawking merchandise on these boards. My only intention in posting this mundane and pointless message is to share my own individual experience and to find out if the results I’ve had are unique to me or not. I am in no way suggesting any one purchase the below mentioned product nor do I have any financial interest in them doing so.

I was reading the epitome of high-brow culture, otherwise known as Maxim Magazine, a couple of months ago and found myself smirking at a slickly planted advertisement posing as an advice column. How cruel I thought, “a natural supplements company in conjunction with the publisher taking advantage of their readership by promising yet another wonder pill.”

According to the "article", Ogöplex is a pollen extract that increases both the quantity and intensity of both the physical contractions and fluid release (euphemistically referred to as ropes) during male orgasm.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit I obsess a little when it comes to my sexual health. It started innocently enough in my mid-twenties with regularly doing Kegel exercises and intensified some ten years later (after being scared half to death upon seeing a bottle of Viagra in my 60 year-old father’s medicine cabinet) with a dabbling in Kama Sutra added to jelqing & circulation exercises.

Yeah, I noticed things weren’t as intense in my thirties as they were in my twenties. Sure, I observed morning wood only five mornings a week as opposed to seven. Of course I was aware of the fact proceeding rounds were a little harder to work up to. But there was no way I was going down without a fight.

My curiosity get the best of me a couple days later when I asked a Swedish waitress I know if she had ever heard of this “wonder drug” developed in her homeland. “Nah, sorry I haven’t,” she replied, adding “besides, you know I only date guys under 25.” Well that last little comment made me feel real peachy keen. I was determined to do a little internet research on Ogöplex as soon as I got to work that following Monday.

What I read and saw could only be described as sparse, mixed reviews. Some people claimed it worked for them while others claimed it did nothing. A few message boards had warnings about dishonest credit card billing practices from one of the distributors and there wasn’t much research info available. I threw caution to the wind and decided, “what the hell, I’m willing to take a $90 gamble.” I rationalized it by saying, “If it works: great. If not, I’ll be a sucker who spent a few bucks to absolutely confirm what I more than suspect.”

I’ve always been a bit of a skeptic of those who extol the virtues of this supplement or that. You hear so much crap and half-truths it’s no wonder. One week it’s synthetic human growth hormone, the next week it’s calcium supplements from coral beds followed by herbal blends that promise increased genital size. With the exception of GNC Mega Man Daily Vitamins, I’ve never purchased nor taken any type of natural supplement.

When my pills arrived at the office a few days later, I started taking them immediately. “One pill a day, with results evident within five to seven days” as it reads on the label.

[Gomer Pyle] Well…Gollllllllllllllly! [/Gomer Pyle]

I’ll be damned! This stuff works. (It works as claimed for me at least). I can’t be certain the effects are a result of the “proprietary pollen extract” or just some deep seeded psychological power of suggestion. One thing I do know is I’m enjoying the feeling of those proverbial magic moments more now then even when I was in my teens. That empty tingly feeling I used to get in the pit of my stomach has returned, I have stronger, more intense orgasmic spasms and more ropes then I can ever recall.

Maybe it’s a coincidence, but for some reason the air swells sweeter, food tastes better and those daily frustrations seem to have all but disappeared.
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Old 06-06-2003, 07:01 PM
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Re: TMI-Hmm! Ogoplex “ropes” works for me. Am I the only idiot out there who's tried it?

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Originally posted by JohnBckWLD
I’ll be damned! This stuff works. (It works as claimed for me at least).
I'm really, really glad that the underlined "for me" was not a link, as I originally thought.

Carry on.
Old 06-06-2003, 09:37 PM
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Re: Re: TMI-Hmm! Ogoplex “ropes” works for me. Am I the only idiot out there who's tried it?

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Originally posted by jackelope
I'm really, really glad that the underlined "for me" was not a link, as I originally thought.
I'm giggling as I ask this, did you just hover, or click? An .avi money shot would be far too tacky. Not to mention, get me banned & be scrambled by a moderator.
Old 06-07-2003, 12:26 AM
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JohnBckWLD,
You'd better call your credit card company.
Old 06-07-2003, 04:00 AM
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Yikes. Shut the bastards down if you can, JohnBckWLD, and I hope you don't get bitten.

And no, I just hovered to see if it was a link.
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