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Old 06-20-2003, 10:22 AM
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Nude in Playboy - Carnie Wilson

She is Nude in an upcoming Playboy Layout - anyone going to check-out.

Saw her interviewed on E, she is now Blonde, not even cute -
I am sorry she is one I would not want to see Nude.

Liked seeing Tia Carrera Nude.

Who do you want to see Nude in Playboy?
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:24 AM
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Bea Arthur!
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:25 AM
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My usual response: Thora Birch and Christina Ricci
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:39 AM
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Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jewel.
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:49 AM
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Well, I would have picked the other 2 members of Wilson Phillips before I picked Carnie.
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:05 AM
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Katie Holmes. If not, then Pamela Anderson.
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:24 AM
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Olsen Twins, when they turn 18, if they haven't already.
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Rose McGowan.
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:52 AM
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Gwen Stefani
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:53 AM
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Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jewel
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jewel...naked...together

I'll stop now before I get the thread closed.
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:58 AM
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Other women who should appear nude in Playboy at their earliest convenience:

Isabelle Adjani
Christina Aguilera
Tyra Banks
Halle Berry
Rachael Leigh Cook
Sheryl Crow
Penelope Cruz
Heather Graham
Kelly Hu
Rebecca Romijn
Winona Ryder
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Old 06-20-2003, 12:00 PM
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Helen Mirren.
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Old 06-20-2003, 12:24 PM
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Jolene Blalock
WITH the pointy vulcan ears !
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Old 06-20-2003, 12:25 PM
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I'd be all about seeing Jessica Alba in Playboy.

And I can't believe nobody has mentioned Brittney Spears yet!
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Old 06-20-2003, 12:30 PM
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If you haven't seen Helen Mirren naked, you must not have a video store in your town

Me, I wouldn't mind seeing that Jewel girl naked.
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:07 PM
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Lolita Davidovich. Even her name is fun to say.
Bebe Neuwirth. Not gonna happen.
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:14 PM
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If realistic possibility is a requirement, my list is:

Angelina Jolie (one of the few big stars who would)
Christa Miller (Drew Carrey Show)
Amy Smart
Tara Reid (the career ain't going anywhere...)
Ali Landry
Clair Forlani
Eliza Dushku


Damn Maxim for giving women the alternative!
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:15 PM
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Andrea Dworkin!
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:20 PM
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My mom!



Wait... was that out loud?
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:20 PM
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This woman from the University of Pittsburg basketball team. I can't remember her name, but she was simply stunning. I doubt it will happen though .

It'll never happen, but Natalie Portman.
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:24 PM
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uh... who the hell is Carnie Wilson and why would I want to see her naked?


watsonwil YOU are SICK!!
Even imagining that for a second was gross....

Payback! Anna Nichol Smith ....the way she is Now!


...didnt Jolene Blalock already grace the stapled pages of Playboy? as well as Pamele Sue Anderson and Tyra Banks?

Women I want to see naked ...not just in Playboy

Jessica Simpson mmmmmmmmm

Full fontal Alyssa Milano Oh Yeeah

Kelly Ripa ...I have a thing for cute girls yum

Kelly Hu .....hmmmmmmmm cute Asian chix :b~~
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:25 PM
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Nigella Lawson (OK I know it's wierd but what can I say)?
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:27 PM
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No naked Carnage, please.
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:28 PM
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DAMN!!

I forgot Shania Twain

How could I forget her??!

OHplease!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please! please!please!please!please!please!please!!!
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Old 06-20-2003, 01:32 PM
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Sandra Day O'Conner -- That should shake up the court a touch.
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:12 PM
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Mia Hamm (and several other soccer players)
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:39 PM
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X~Slayer(ALE), Carnie Wilson is or was a member of Wilson Phillips. At least two of them are offspring of the members of The Mamas and the Papas.

She is 5'3" tall and at one time weighed 300 pounds. After gastric by-pass surgery, she lost an enormous amount of weight. I think she looks terrific! I will bet that she looks gorgeous in her Playboy photos.
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:41 PM
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Note: As some of you know, but apparantly not all, Carnie Wilson is thin now -- she's had her stomach stapled and had excess skin removed.

--Cliffy
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Old 06-20-2003, 03:25 PM
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Thank you Zoe for the info. At least now I know who the person I am purposely avoiding seeing naked.

Hm I wonder if they matched the spot where they stapled her with the middle of the centerfold.

hmmm she was 5'3" and weighed 300 pounds?! Are you sure her last name wasnt Elliot?
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:11 PM
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Jennifer Connelly
Rose McGowan
Kelly Hu
Gwen Stefani
Shania Twain
Claire Forlani
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:15 PM
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[Carny Wilson] is 5'3" tall and at one time weighed 300 pounds. After gastric by-pass surgery, she lost an enormous amount of weight.
After which, she turned right around and accused Shallow Hal of making fat women seem unattractive. (Hey, Carny, if you're so opposed to the Hollywood image of "fat = ugly", why did you go to so much trouble to lose weight? )
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:34 PM
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Olsen Twins, when they turn 18, if they haven't already.
Actually handy the twins just turned 17 about a week ago - so its getting close!

Oh, and I second Natalie Portman. . . smmmmmmoookinnnnnnn!!
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:03 PM
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Hm I wonder if they matched the spot where they stapled her with the middle of the centerfold.
Maybe I should be ashamed of knowing this, but the staple disappeared almost twenty years ago. Since then, the centerfolds have been attached to the magazine entirely at one end, so that there's no staple in the photo.

Did I mention Fairuza Balk?
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:24 PM
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After which, she turned right around and accused Shallow Hal of making fat women seem unattractive. (Hey, Carny, if you're so opposed to the Hollywood image of "fat = ugly", why did you go to so much trouble to lose weight? )
Wasn't it a health issue and not an appearance issue?
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:48 PM
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Thank you Zoe for the info. At least now I know who the person I am purposely avoiding seeing naked.
Also: Carnie Wilson is the daughter of Brian Wilson.

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Hm I wonder if they matched the spot where they stapled her with the middle of the centerfold.
I bet Hef wishes he thought of that! (or maybe he did )
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:49 PM
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Originally posted by watsonwil
If realistic possibility is a requirement, my list is:

Angelina Jolie (one of the few big stars who would)
Christa Miller (Drew Carrey Show)
Amy Smart
Tara Reid (the career ain't going anywhere...)
Ali Landry
Clair Forlani
Eliza Dushku


Damn Maxim for giving women the alternative!
I'm curious, what would your list be if realistic possibility was not a requirement? Mine would be Kirsten Dunst, Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Charisma Carpenter.
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Old 06-20-2003, 09:40 PM
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Wasn't it a health issue and not an appearance issue?
Carny Wilson's decision to get her digestive system stapled certainly had a health benefit for her, and may haev been the original mitivation -- but I don't exactly see her shunning all the attention her new slender figure is engendering.
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:01 PM
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Helen Mirren.
There are some naked scenes of Helen Mirren in some artsy R rated movie called "Age of Consent" she did years ago. Shocking thing is that she has a fairly large and prominent rack. Totally unexpected.

Use the google "images" option with the name "mirren" and a montage from the the film will pop up.
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:24 PM
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Old 06-21-2003, 12:53 AM
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I thought Cathy Bates was quite ravishing in the nude in About Schmidt.





And by "ravishing" I mean vomit-inducing.
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Old 06-21-2003, 01:27 AM
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For those of you who haven't seen pics of her since she's had the surgery, here's her site. I think she looks pretty damn good. Of course, I'm biased. She looks a hell of a lot like my second girlfriend.

Oh, and I wanna see a long haired Milla Jovanovich in Playboy.
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Old 06-21-2003, 05:31 AM
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jewel...naked...together

I'll stop now before I get the thread closed.
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Old 06-21-2003, 05:57 AM
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Kate Hudson
Penelope Cruz
Rebecca Stamos
Meg Ryan
Sarah Jessica Parker
That girl at the Best Stop on the corner.
Bea Arthur (just kidding)
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Old 06-21-2003, 06:35 AM
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:13 AM
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Tipper Gore
Tipper Gore's daughters. They are hot.
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Old 06-22-2003, 06:39 AM
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Carnie Wilson is or was a member of Wilson Phillips. At least two of them are offspring of the members of The Mamas and the Papas.[/B]
Almost right. Chynna Phillips is the daughter of (Papa) John and (Mama) Michelle Phillips. Carnie and Wendy Wilson are the daughters of Beach Boy Brian Wilson.
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Old 06-22-2003, 06:53 AM
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Oh, and I'd like to see Wendy Wilson in Playboy. Mmmm... redhead...

And, of course, all the other fine, fine ladies mentioned. Anyone mention Kirsten Dunst yet?

Allyson Hannigan
Reese Witherspoon
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Old 06-22-2003, 06:54 AM
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And, of course, all the other fine, fine ladies mentioned. Anyone mention Kirsten Dunst yet?
I'd rather see her nude in my bed, actually.
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Old 06-22-2003, 07:11 AM
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There are some naked scenes of Helen Mirren in some artsy R rated movie called "Age of Consent" she did years ago. Shocking thing is that she has a fairly large and prominent rack. Totally unexpected.

Use the google "images" option with the name "mirren" and a montage from the the film will pop up.
Didn't she also get nekkid in The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover? (I didn't see the film).
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