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Old 07-07-2005, 01:29 PM
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I give. What is "Bukaki"?

As a guilty pleasure I listen to Howard Stern sometimes on the way in to work. They use some unfamiliar terminology on occasion, most of which I can figure out from context. However, I've never been able to figure out what "bukaki" is. I googled it once and came up with what appeared to be non-work-safe links, so I immediately shut down.

So who can define this mysterious term for me?
Old 07-07-2005, 01:31 PM
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Safe link.
Old 07-07-2005, 01:54 PM
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The Japanese word bukkake (or bukkakeru) simply means to splash or pour liquid on something. Bukkake-gohan is miso soup poured onto a bowl of gohan (plain rice). Unfortunately only the pornographic meaning of the word has entered the English lexicon.
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I guess I'll have to remember not to laugh if I'm ever offered bukkake by a Japanese host.
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I guess I'll have to remember not to laugh if I'm ever offered bukkake by a Japanese host.
I'll have to remember not to run!
Old 07-07-2005, 04:00 PM
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I suppose you've heard Howard play the sound clip of Tom Brokaw pronoucing a Pakistani city 'Bukkake"? Hilarious.
Old 07-07-2005, 04:43 PM
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What was the word for Japanese Poo Eating? I had thought that was also called Bukaki.
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I dunno... "shitake"?
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I dunno... "shitake"?
Old 07-07-2005, 07:39 PM
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Pointless story: I got caught in one of the threads around because I had to go look up Aishwarya Rai (E. Indian actress) but knew what bukkake was without looking it up.

I'm still embarrassed over that one. I'm E. Indian, by the way.
Old 07-07-2005, 08:42 PM
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I dunno... "shitake"?
SwearToPrimus, I once knew a Japanese girl with the last name "Takeshita" (pronounced tak-a-shit-a)...
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Old 07-07-2005, 09:42 PM
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A Japanese Prime Minister had the same name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noboru_Takeshita
Old 07-07-2005, 09:50 PM
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At least when it comes to bukkake: the goggles, they do something (for a change).
Old 07-07-2005, 10:18 PM
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I don't know, but I do know that they like it in Nagasaki.
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At least when it comes to bukkake: the goggles, they do something (for a change).
They don't do much if you're on the recieving end of it.
Old 07-07-2005, 11:32 PM
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Any woman undergoing that particular jollity had better wear goggles. The stuff is extremely irritating if you get it in your eyes. Have fun, kids, but be sure to keep it out of your eyes!
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SwearToPrimus, I once knew a Japanese girl with the last name "Takeshita" (pronounced tak-a-shit-a)...
That last name would be pronounced Tah-kah-shee-tah.

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Old 07-08-2005, 11:10 AM
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SwearToPrimus, I once knew a Japanese girl with the last name "Takeshita" (pronounced tak-a-shit-a)...
When we were in college, my brother worked in the bursars office and once had the pleasure of issuing a student loan to "Phat Phuk Ho."
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The shitake joke was great. But there is a Japanese perversion where a woman eats only sented herbs for a few days, and then her poo is eaten by people whom I guess pay lots of money for the experience. I had thought that was what was known as bukaki which seems to be wrong according to the wiki article. Does anyone know what the poo eating is called, or at least able to confirm that it is a real activity and not some sort of urban perv legend?
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If there is something that people have a sexual fetish about, the Japanese have probably made movies about it. I swear that if you have an elbow fetish there is a Japanese company with a line of elbow porn.
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huff....pufff....mmmmmmm....elbows!
Old 07-08-2005, 11:31 PM
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If there is something that people have a sexual fetish about, the Japanese have probably made movies about it. I swear that if you have an elbow fetish there is a Japanese company with a line of elbow porn.

Why look to Japan for the sexy things you seek?
Old 07-08-2005, 11:37 PM
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the goggles, they do something (for a change).
isnt it amazing that a rapid throw-away joke from one of more than 300 episodes each full of probably thousands of similar lines gets used as if its a regular expression...we do all realize that is Ranier wolfcastle in the simpsons episode where he is filming a movie with "radio active boy" and has tons of acid pouring on him while "Millhouse" is off set and not saving the day...so the goggles he was wearing ... do nothing ...

Im starting to think that the Simpsons should become required reading for any modern anthropology student.

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we do all realize that is Ranier wolfcastle in the simpsons episode where he is filming a movie with "radio active boy" and has tons of acid pouring on him while "Millhouse" is off set and not saving the day
Actually, Wolfcastle was playing Radioactive Man and Milhouse was cast as Fallout Boy, but your point is taken.
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But there is a Japanese perversion where a woman eats only sented herbs for a few days, and then her poo is eaten by people whom I guess pay lots of money for the experience.........Does anyone know what the poo eating is called, or at least able to confirm that it is a real activity and not some sort of urban perv legend?
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Not sure what the Japanese word is.
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Why look to Japan for the sexy things you seek?
That site has it all wrong, it is the inside of the elbow that's sexy, not the outside.
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Old 07-09-2005, 05:44 PM
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That last name would be pronounced Tah-kah-shee-tah.
But that would mean the names Takashita and Takeshita were pronounced the same.
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But that would mean the names Takashita and Takeshita were pronounced the same.
Crane and Crain.
Old 07-09-2005, 07:03 PM
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But that would mean the names Takashita and Takeshita were pronounced the same.
The Japanese language has no inflection. I forget exactly what the phraseology is for this kind of phonetic speaking, but Japanese words & names are spoken as they are read, without special accents.

Konichiwa would never be KoNIchiwa or KoniCHIwa, for example. So exactly the opposite of French.

I was kind of wondering why the bukkake thread was going on so long...
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Actually, Wolfcastle was playing Radioactive Man and Milhouse was cast as Fallout Boy, but your point is taken.
And as a nitpick, the line is "The goggles do nothing!," not "The goggles! They do nothing!"
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For some reason "Pearl Necklace" comes to mind.
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