Old 10-25-2006, 11:34 AM
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Need Punney Scary Names

I'm recording a VO for my friends Burlesque Halloween show, and I need some funny pun filled scary halloween names and I'm drawing a complete blank.

Help me dopers, and I'll gladly buy you a beer this weekend at the Oriental Theater. If you happen to be in Denver. And are a fan of Burlesque.
Old 10-25-2006, 12:05 PM
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Paul Behrer.
Ivana Suckyourblood.
Mort Ician.
Old 10-25-2006, 12:12 PM
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Robin Graves

...I got nuthin'
Old 10-25-2006, 12:16 PM
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Tom B. Stone

...Hell, I've got even less.
Old 10-25-2006, 12:51 PM
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This is harder thanit looks...
Old 10-25-2006, 01:20 PM
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Old 10-25-2006, 02:46 PM
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Maybe you can throw in a reference to the location Hack-n-sack, NJ.

Yup. Harder than I thought.
Old 10-25-2006, 03:06 PM
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Mac Cobb (macabre)
Besides the already-mentioned Robin Graves, brother Doug and sibling of indeterminate gender M.T.

An Indiana horror-movie host is known as Sammy Terry, a pun on (not "anagram for", as the linked page incorrectly states) the word cemetery.
Old 10-25-2006, 03:33 PM
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Old 10-25-2006, 03:37 PM
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Jack O'Lantern (too obvious, I bet)
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Old 10-25-2006, 03:49 PM
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Old 10-25-2006, 04:04 PM
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Wow, you guys are awesome!

As is usually the course, I'm going with the first one, Paul Behrer.

Thanks Ludovik and thanks everyone who helped!
Old 10-25-2006, 04:18 PM
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Old 10-25-2006, 04:48 PM
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For completion's sake...here's a list of all of the Simpsons' Treehouse Of Horror "creepy credits."

Mainly because I am forever amused by people who make such awesome complete lists.
Old 10-25-2006, 09:25 PM
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Old 10-26-2006, 09:46 AM
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O. Kay Dhaukee, I.M. Dunn
Old 10-26-2006, 10:32 AM
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Old 10-26-2006, 12:50 PM
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