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Old 05-01-2008, 11:05 PM
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The opposite of "Sausage Fest" is ... ?

If a sausage fest is a party with too many guys, what do people call a party with too many girls?
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:06 PM
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Taco fiesta?

I dunno, I think a lot of people (read: guys) would call it a bonanza.
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:18 PM
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New York.
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:19 PM
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A hen party?

Although, that usually means only females.
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:20 PM
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I've always heard it called a tittie party or a baby shower. YMMV

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Old 05-01-2008, 11:21 PM
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Oh, come on! Clam bake!
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:29 PM
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If they're country girls, we could call it a "ho down"
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:32 PM
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I've also heard "taco party," with all of its unappealing imagery.
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:34 PM
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A murder of vaginas, oh wait, that's crows.
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:36 PM
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The classic "hen party" isn't good enough?
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by astro
The classic "hen party" isn't good enough?
Beat ya!
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:11 AM
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An egg fest?
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zagloba
...a party with too many girls?
There's no such thing as too many girls.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:22 AM
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A keg of Slitz?
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:22 AM
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Oyster farm?
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Old 05-02-2008, 04:02 AM
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A mythology.
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:13 AM
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Depends on how much you like the girls who are present.

If they are your friends, you call it a "girl's night!" and embrace it.

If you don't like them, and/or don't know them, it's called a baby or wedding shower.
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:26 AM
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A buffet?
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:29 AM
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Vagaggle.

Utering.

Mammorama.
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:39 AM
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Tuna casserole?
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:27 AM
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Gagglefuck?
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:29 AM
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A sausage famine, surely.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:37 AM
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Pussy party?
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:39 AM
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Mammorama.
This is my new favorite word.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:45 AM
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Gotta go with astro and NinetyWt. It's a hen party.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:47 AM
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But "hen party" doesn't capture the distaff side of the meaning of "sausagefest," and "girls night out" is its exact oppoiste: "I came here hoping to meet women but it's only a bunch of other guys who came here hoping to meet women"

("and one brokedick geek who's here to play DJ")
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:50 AM
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An Oprah taping.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Inner Stickler
Taco fiesta?
More specifically, fish tacos.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
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A murder of vaginas, oh wait, that's crows.
As disturbing as the imagery is that that conjures up, I'm glad you were thinking of crows instead of ravens.

But I think "a clowder of pussies" works.
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Old 05-02-2008, 11:09 AM
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Fallopian festival?
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Old 05-02-2008, 11:19 AM
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A congress of c*nts?
A lodge of beavers?
A volery of vulva?
A clash of clitori?

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Old 05-02-2008, 11:20 AM
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Snatch clatch?
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Old 05-02-2008, 11:47 AM
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After the party I call it an epic failure.
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Old 05-02-2008, 11:51 AM
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A coven.
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Old 05-02-2008, 11:51 AM
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tuna boat
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:03 PM
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Hair-Pie Parade?
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:39 PM
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Heaven?
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Old 05-02-2008, 01:01 PM
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I think the term 'Sausage Fest' implies that every ones on the pull and the odds aren't good. No one would refer to something like a house warming party with lots of guys as a 'sausage fest'. So the vaginal equivalent would be more like:

'snail trail stampede'
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Old 05-02-2008, 01:01 PM
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Always been a clam bake to me.
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Old 05-02-2008, 01:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZipperJJ
Pussy party?
Pussy Galore!

[Bond. James Bond.]
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Old 05-02-2008, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cisco
Always been a clam bake to me.
Wasn't that a Billy Joel song?
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:20 PM
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Vagaggle.

Utering.

Mammorama.
Note to self: Buy Trunk a beer some day.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:36 PM
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Bagel bash?
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:41 PM
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Another vote for "clam bake".

Though "Home Run Derby" sounds like fun.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GuanoLad
There's no such thing as too many girls.
There is if you're a straight girl.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:47 PM
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Remember that commercial for snausages dog snacks? Updating: "Snausages! Dawgs in search...of the ideal snatch!"
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:20 PM
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Mammorama.
Holy shit, did that make me laugh.
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:21 PM
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A minge binge?
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:23 PM
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A pillow fight...?
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZipperJJ
Pussy party?
Pussy posse.
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