Old 03-12-2010, 11:02 AM
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Location: South Bay
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And I mean with a mask and fins...

Anyone following the news about Congressman Massa knows that he is now being accused of attempted "snorkeling".

Is that a euphemism for giving someone a BJ? If not, what is it? And where in the hell did this come from-- is it Navy slang, this one guy's use of the term, or...?


Clarke says that Massa's roommate, Tom Maxfield, was also assaulted. "Tom lived on upper bunk," Clarke say. "When you're on ship, you're almost exhausted 24-7. So a lot of times you sleep with your uniform on. Tom and Massa shared a stateroom together. Massa climbed up on the top of his bunk, which is hard to do--you never crawl up on somebody else's bunk. He wakes up to Massa undoing his pants trying to snorkel him."
Old 03-12-2010, 11:11 AM
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Location: Western Pennsylvania
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According to Urban Dictionary:


(variation of the roman war helmet) This maneuver is performed by placing your testicles over the eyes of your partner, forming a mask. Then the breathing apparatus is formed by placing the end of your penis into the receiver's mouth. This maneuver if preferably performed in water(bath tub, hot tub, pool etc.)
My girlfriend wanted to go snorkeling in the islands but I couldn't afford it. So instead, I tricked her into snorkeling my penis.
Old 03-12-2010, 11:15 AM
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So which end of the procedure was Massa supposed to be on?

This is all very confusing!!
Old 03-12-2010, 04:03 PM
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In the navy
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Can't you see we need a hand
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According to Pop-Up Music Videos, some old admiral heard the song and though it would be a great song to promote navy recruitment. They didn't explain how the lower brass told to him why it was not a good idea to use the Village People as a spokespeople for the navy, but I'm sure it was an interesting conversation.
Old 03-12-2010, 04:23 PM
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Amusingly, Massa showed Larry King pictures of an equator crossing ceremony to "prove" that his incredibly gay-seeming actions were not really all that gay.

I repaired the video projector in a gay porn theater once, and the activity in that theater and on the screen was far less gay than the average line crossing on a Navy ship. So I'm willing to accept that he might have a point.

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