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Old 09-29-2010, 10:44 PM
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Jerry Lewis' (or Ed McMahon's or Del Moore's) announcer test

I didn't want to hijack this thread, even though it's a zombie. It reminded me of this thing that we used to do back in the 50s/60s:

One hen.

One hen; two ducks.

One hen; two ducks; three squawking geese.

One hen; two ducks; three squawking geese; four Limerick oysters.

One hen; two ducks; three squawking geese; four Limerick oysters; five corpulent porpoises.

One hen; two ducks; three squawking geese; four Limerick oysters; five corpulent porpoises; six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers.

One hen; two ducks; three squawking geese; four Limerick oysters; five corpulent porpoises; six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers; 7,000 Macedonians in full battle array.

One hen; two ducks; three squawking geese; four Limerick oysters; five corpulent porpoises; six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers; 7,000 Macedonians in full battle array; eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt.

One hen; two ducks; three squawking geese; four Limerick oysters; five corpulent porpoises; six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers; 7,000 Macedonians in full battle array; eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt; nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates, with a marked propensity toward procrastination and
sloth.

One hen; two ducks; three squawking geese; four Limerick oysters; five corpulent porpoises; six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers; 7,000 Macedonians in full battle array; eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt; nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates, with a marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth; 10 lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep, who hall and stall around the corner of the quo, the quay and the quivery, all at the very same time.
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Old 09-30-2010, 02:27 AM
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Cite.

Neat. I'm taking voice-over classes; this'll come in handy.
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Old 09-30-2010, 08:11 AM
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Fun.

[enunciating very clear]I'm going to move this thread to Cafe Society.[/evc]

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