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Old 08-01-2014, 03:03 PM
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Here is a pic of me.

Here is a pic of me wearing my eyeglasses.

http://i.imgur.com/SADQf0d.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0X3xMSI.jpg
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Old 08-01-2014, 03:07 PM
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That certainly does appear to be a photograph of you wearing your glasses.
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Old 08-01-2014, 03:10 PM
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Your OP is incorrect. You have incorrectly identified TWO pictures of yourself wearing eyeglasses as ONE picture of yourself wearing eyeglasses.

Please be more accurate in the future.
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Old 08-01-2014, 03:12 PM
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Are those your Google glasses? Are you watching porn while driving? Can I see them?

Seriously, I've never seen specs that thick. You have my sympathy.
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Old 08-01-2014, 03:13 PM
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Your nostril appears to be inflamed, I suggest you limit your nostril stretching to 3 days per week.
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Old 08-01-2014, 03:15 PM
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Seriously, I've never seen specs that thick. You have my sympathy.
Ditto. Did those come off the bottom of perfume bottles?
What's your dog's name?
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Old 08-01-2014, 03:15 PM
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This is not a pic of you.
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Old 08-01-2014, 03:21 PM
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I have a friend who wore specs like that, really thick, and when he was 64 he needed cataract surgery. After having caratact removed, he could get along OK without glasses for distance viewing, but he still needed a fairly weak Rx for reading.

Unless there is another visual issue, very thick glasses like that indicate that the natural lenses in your eye are unable to accommodate focus, but as soon as the surgeon takes then our and throws them away and and replaces them with plastic ones, your vision become fairly normal. However, you lose the ability to adjust your lenses for different focal points, and willl need glasses for variablel distances.
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Old 08-01-2014, 03:24 PM
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I have this other pair of myodisc glasses that is -29 diopters in strength.

http://i.imgur.com/PVMUbHh.jpg

The glasses that I am wearing in my pic is -22 diopters.
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Old 08-01-2014, 03:26 PM
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I don't know if this will work, but here is a pic of me holding a glass.

https://facebook.com/#!/photo.ph...53456954719333
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Old 08-01-2014, 03:28 PM
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My rx is -5.50 and -4.50 diopters. I still like to wear those -22 diopter and -29 diopter high myopic glasses.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:08 PM
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Good job, son.

*pat pat*

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Old 08-01-2014, 04:34 PM
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This is a sentence.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:45 PM
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This is a sentence.
--> word <--
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:48 PM
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This is a picture of me.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:56 PM
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MeanOldLady, I saw your picture in one of the picture threads, and honey, you AIN'T no dog!

J.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:59 PM
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*some bitch joke*
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:09 PM
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Adding something about "yella" to Bup's bitch joke.
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:10 PM
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On the internet, nobody knows.... crap!
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:22 PM
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I tried so hard and I still didn't come very close. That facial expression can't be faked.

Here is a pic of me wearing my eyeglasses.

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Old 08-01-2014, 05:25 PM
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This is me after seeing the OP's pictures.
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:49 PM
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Here is a picture of Jimmy Carter eating ribs.

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Old 08-01-2014, 06:25 PM
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No, that is a picture of Jimmy carter eating a rib. The others are merely sitting on his plate in a not-currently-being-eaten state.

Seriously, the attention to detail in this thread leaves much to be desired.

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Old 08-01-2014, 06:33 PM
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Pedostache.
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Old 08-01-2014, 06:50 PM
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My rx is -5.50 and -4.50 diopters. I still like to wear those -22 diopter and -29 diopter high myopic glasses.
Yeah, you really shouldn't do that.
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Old 08-01-2014, 07:02 PM
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On the internet, nobody knows.... crap!
On the internet, nobody knew you were a dog.

And then they invented Flickr, Imgur, Skype, and YouTube.
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Old 08-01-2014, 07:06 PM
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Here's a pic of me wearing glasses.

I'm the guy next to the tree who's not wearing a hat.
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Old 08-01-2014, 07:14 PM
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Do you wear them while twerking on a swing set?
If you stretch your nostrils with a Sharpie accent cap, will those glasses still perch correctly on your face?

This is a picture of me after reading the OP.
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Old 08-01-2014, 07:36 PM
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Who's a good MeanOldLady? Who's a good girl? Ah...woogie, woogie, woogie!

Yes...I'm a mutt.

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Do you wear them while twerking on a swing set?
If you stretch your nostrils with a Sharpie accent cap, will those glasses still perch correctly on your face?

This is a picture of me after reading the OP.
Aren't you a little young to sign the SDMB allegiance?
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Aren't you a little young to sign the SDMB allegiance?
I am a precocious child.
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Old 08-01-2014, 08:25 PM
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Here is a pic of me wearing my eyeglasses.

http://i.imgur.com/SADQf0d.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0X3xMSI.jpg
Two words: oxy pads.
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Old 08-01-2014, 08:35 PM
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Two words: oxy pads.
Yup. Or salyciclic acid cleanser. Or some damn thing. Damn. Clean up or see a dermatologist.
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Old 08-01-2014, 09:20 PM
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Here's a picture of me. Yelling at all of you. Really.
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Old 08-01-2014, 09:31 PM
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Here's a picture of the OP as a young'un.


mmm
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Old 08-01-2014, 09:32 PM
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Here is a picture of a cat (wearing glasses).
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Old 08-01-2014, 10:38 PM
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For those complaining about the lack of discipline and accuracy in the posts, here is a picture of me.
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:00 PM
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For those complaining about the lack of discipline and accuracy in the posts, here is a picture of me.
There I was expecting a picture of you.
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:04 PM
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I yam what I yam.
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:16 PM
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Oh yeah? Well, here's a picture of Joe Biden eating ice cream.
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Old 08-02-2014, 01:05 AM
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No. That is many pictures of many cats wearing glasses, along with pictures of cat-eye glasses. Please try to be precise.
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Old 08-02-2014, 01:31 AM
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This is a picture of me after reading your OP.
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Old 08-02-2014, 02:00 AM
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Reminds me of a young Professor Farnsworth.
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Yowza...a Coke bottle could only wish. Have you ever considered becoming a jeweler?
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Old 08-02-2014, 02:19 AM
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I don't know if this will work, but here is a pic of me holding a glass.

https://facebook.com/#!/photo.ph...53456954719333
Crisis? What crisis?
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Old 08-02-2014, 02:28 AM
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Here's Professor Farnsworth not wearing glasses.
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Old 08-02-2014, 04:40 AM
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Here is a pic of me wearing my eyeglasses.

http://i.imgur.com/SADQf0d.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0X3xMSI.jpg
Are you wearing lipstick?

You are aren't you, you magnificent beast.
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Old 08-02-2014, 04:43 AM
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MeanOldLady, I saw your picture in one of the picture threads, and honey, you AIN'T no dog!

J.
MeanOldLady is a lovely beautiful dog. Golden Retrievers are way high on the photogenicity scale. Art Hoppe, late humor columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle, did a column once about a married family man who felt he had been born into the wrong body. So he went to Stanford for The Operation. (That was the title of the column. "The Operation") And he came home as a gorgeous long-silky-haired Golden Retriever, and years later joined The Straight Dope as MeanOldLady.

MeanOldLady, if that's really you in that pic, I want to rub your belly!
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Old 08-02-2014, 05:10 AM
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Here is a pic of:

Me yesterday afternoon

Then after one night in Bangkok
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That reminds me of this pic (not of me)
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