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Old 04-05-2016, 10:27 PM
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What would InterGalactic Internet look like?

I discuss it in This Video. I myself am a robot from Gilese 581 b.
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Old 04-05-2016, 10:50 PM
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What's the point of this thread, and what's in the video?
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Old 04-05-2016, 10:51 PM
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What's the point of this thread
How would you imagine life on other planets? What would you ask people who inhabit them?
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Old 04-05-2016, 10:53 PM
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Porn --- but none of us would recognize it. That and offers from the rulers of Signus Aurie 14 to make you a millionaire if you just wire them $5,000.
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Old 04-05-2016, 10:55 PM
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spacebook - it just keeps expanding.
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Old 04-05-2016, 10:55 PM
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offers from the rulers of Signus Aurie 14 to make you a millionaire if you just wire them $5,000.
Can they make me a quintillionaire?
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Old 04-05-2016, 10:56 PM
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spacebook - it just keeps expanding.
I do not even use Facebook.
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Old 04-06-2016, 08:44 AM
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Ping times would be underwhelming.
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Old 04-06-2016, 09:27 AM
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Old 04-06-2016, 09:32 AM
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It would have the words "Don't Panic" written in large friendly letters.
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Old 04-06-2016, 11:06 AM
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No! The information can travel through microscopic wormholes immediately.
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Old 04-06-2016, 11:09 AM
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Ping times would be underwhelming.
The video explains everything.
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Old 04-06-2016, 11:21 AM
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Tinder with tentacles.
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Old 04-06-2016, 11:40 AM
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CCitizen, while the rules of the board don't specifically prohibit posting a link to your blog or the like, we are here to promote discussion. Starting a thread linking to your own video without providing context and then repeatedly referring people to that external source doesn't accomplish that.

If you actually want to have a discussion here, I'd highly suggest summarizing information from the video that you think is relevant, rather than simply trying to drive traffic to your link. Otherwise, the thread may be closed.
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Old 04-06-2016, 12:03 PM
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...microscopic wormholes...
AKA Tiny Annelidian Porn. Tagline: Yeah, I'd TAP that.

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Old 04-06-2016, 02:09 PM
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CCitizen, while the rules of the board don't specifically prohibit posting a link to your blog or the like, we are here to promote discussion. Starting a thread linking to your own video without providing context and then repeatedly referring people to that external source doesn't accomplish that.

If you actually want to have a discussion here, I'd highly suggest summarizing information from the video that you think is relevant, rather than simply trying to drive traffic to your link. Otherwise, the thread may be closed.
I apologize. On Earth forums we are not allowed to use a forum as own own blog. Basically very fast communication to different planets and galaxies is possible via primordial black holes weighing 10^18 kg. We can not travel via these wormholes but we can send messaged.
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Old 04-06-2016, 02:21 PM
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I apologize. On Earth forums we are not allowed to use a forum as own own blog. Basically very fast communication to different planets and galaxies is possible via primordial black holes weighing 10^18 kg. We can not travel via these wormholes but we can send messaged.
what the holy fuck is this?
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Old 04-06-2016, 02:28 PM
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what the holy fuck is this?
It describes how Intergalactic Internet works. I am a robot from Gilese 581 b.
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Old 04-06-2016, 02:31 PM
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It describes how Intergalactic Internet works. I am a robot from Gilese 581 b.
no it doesnt and no you're not.
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Old 04-06-2016, 02:32 PM
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no it doesnt and no you're not.
I always tell the truth -- I can not lie by my own definition.
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Old 04-06-2016, 02:36 PM
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I apologize. On Earth forums we are not allowed to use a forum as own own blog. Basically very fast communication to different planets and galaxies is possible via primordial black holes weighing 10^18 kg. We can not travel via these wormholes but we can send messaged.
Have you stopped taking the medications prescribed by your psychiatrist?
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Old 04-06-2016, 02:44 PM
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The OP has significant health issues. He's discussed them in the past with the board and should probably be following the advice of his healthcare folks instead of regressing to communicating like a child.


Nevertheless I'm still a little pissed that he judges motorcyclists.
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Old 04-06-2016, 02:48 PM
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The OP has significant health issues. He's discussed them in the past with the board and should probably be following the advice of his healthcare folks instead of regressing to communicating like a child.
Depression is not lack of intelligence.

One of the reasons for my depression is that I did not have a chance to become a science fiction writer.

Many avid game and science fiction movie fans do live in alternate reality.

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Old 04-06-2016, 03:07 PM
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One of the reasons for my depression is that I did not have a chance to become a science fiction writer.
Unless you're dead, I don't see what's stopping you. You may not be a published SF writer, but what's stopping you from writing SF stories? (Which, you can self publish, now that I think about it.)
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Old 04-06-2016, 03:10 PM
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I always tell the truth -- I can not lie by my own definition.
since you are _not_ a robot and since there is no such thing as ain 'intergalactic internet' - you have lied.

Unless your definition of truth includes 'crap I made up'.
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Old 04-06-2016, 04:42 PM
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You may not be a published SF writer, but what's stopping you from writing SF stories? (Which, you can self publish, now that I think about it.)
Thanks -- I will.
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Old 04-06-2016, 07:44 PM
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I discuss it in This Video. I myself am a robot from Gilese 581 b.
Finally had a chance to watch this video at home, and I'd like to reiterate that you need to find and follow serious healthcare advice.
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Old 04-06-2016, 09:46 PM
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Depression is not lack of intelligence.

One of the reasons for my depression is that I did not have a chance to become a science fiction writer...
Should we call you Kilgore Trout?
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Old 04-07-2016, 02:28 AM
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since you are _not_ a robot and since there is no such thing as ain 'intergalactic internet' - you have lied.

Unless your definition of truth includes 'crap I made up'.
For fuck's sake, he's playing a character to fit the topic of this thread. No different than when Skald does it for his hypotheticals.

To say he's lying would mean you actually think there's a chance that anyone would be fooled by such an absurd statement.

He's very, very, very clearly playing a "what if" game. What if you found an intergalactic Internet? What do you think it would be like, and how would you respond to it.

I get that it's so open ended as to not be interesting. And pushing his own video does put some people off. But if you don't like it, why not leave, instead of making up shit about how he's lying?
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Old 04-07-2016, 06:47 AM
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For fuck's sake, he's playing a character to fit the topic of this thread. No different than when Skald does it for his hypotheticals.

To say he's lying would mean you actually think there's a chance that anyone would be fooled by such an absurd statement.

He's very, very, very clearly playing a "what if" game. What if you found an intergalactic Internet? What do you think it would be like, and how would you respond to it.

I get that it's so open ended as to not be interesting. And pushing his own video does put some people off. But if you don't like it, why not leave, instead of making up shit about how he's lying?
After reading post 22 (which was after my response to hsi 'I never lie' comment) - I did drop out and will remain dropped out. I also reported his post since this is clearly the wrong forum for a thread 'game' and it was not clear that he was playing 'what if' - this isn't a Skald hypothetical with a conversation.

Have a pleasant day.
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Old 04-07-2016, 06:56 AM
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For fuck's sake, he's playing a character to fit the topic of this thread. No different than when Skald does it for his hypotheticals.

To say he's lying would mean you actually think there's a chance that anyone would be fooled by such an absurd statement.

He's very, very, very clearly playing a "what if" game. What if you found an intergalactic Internet? What do you think it would be like, and how would you respond to it.

I get that it's so open ended as to not be interesting. And pushing his own video does put some people off. But if you don't like it, why not leave, instead of making up shit about how he's lying?
- duplicate post -

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Old 04-07-2016, 12:50 PM
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For fuck's sake, he's playing a character to fit the topic of this thread. No different than when Skald does it for his hypotheticals.

To say he's lying would mean you actually think there's a chance that anyone would be fooled by such an absurd statement.

He's very, very, very clearly playing a "what if" game. What if you found an intergalactic Internet? What do you think it would be like, and how would you respond to it.

I get that it's so open ended as to not be interesting. And pushing his own video does put some people off. But if you don't like it, why not leave, instead of making up shit about how he's lying?
You tell 'em Steve BigT.
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Old 04-07-2016, 04:32 PM
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he's playing a character to fit the topic of this thread. No different than when Skald does it for his hypotheticals.

To say he's lying would mean you actually think there's a chance that anyone would be fooled by such an absurd statement.
Thank you.

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He's very, very, very clearly playing a "what if" game. What if you found an intergalactic Internet? What do you think it would be like, and how would you respond to it.
Maybe people who see video games or even TV shows as alternative reality will understand.
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