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Old 12-29-2017, 12:24 PM
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If A [Healthy] Teenage Boy Or Young Man Took Viagra (Don't Need Answer Fast)

If a teenage boy or young man (say, under 30), otherwise healthy and certainly without any form of ED, took a Viagra, what would happen? My guess is that his dick would get rock hard and his boner would go away after he rubbed one out.

Am I on the right track here, or is taking a Viagra when you don't need it a surefire way to get a priapism?
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Old 12-29-2017, 12:42 PM
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When Viagra was first released (twenty years ago?) I asked my doctor about recreational use. He gave me a few samples to try, said he had and it was harmless.

I was harder than Chinese algebra, but then got a nasty headache.
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Old 12-29-2017, 12:47 PM
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It's somewhat popular in the club and chemsex scenes to make boners easier to get and easier to keep. Obviously there are risks with taking any drug without appropriate medical supervision but it's not gonna just make your dick explode or something. I'd avoid it if only because you can develop a tolerance for it and it would suck if you get ED problems in your golden years and viagra stops being effective because of misuses in your 20s.
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Apparently some men do take viagra and similar drugs so that they can have longer erections. I'm an engineer and not a professional medical person by any stretch of the imagination, but my understanding of it is that one use isn't all that bad for you. You'll get a longer lasting boner and that's about it, though all of these drugs do have potential side-effects.

Long-term use though is a whole different ball game. An otherwise healthy young man who did not have any sort of erectile dysfunction before taking viagra/cialis/etc can develop erectile dysfunction as a result of taking the drug. They can also develop a resistance to the drug, which means that now that they have erectile dysfunction, the drugs used to treat that erectile dysfunction no longer work to treat it.

Additionally, long-term use brings with it a much greater risk of side effects, like heart problems, vision problems, hearing problems, seizures, allergic reactions, etc. along with a greater risk of priapism and the possible permanent damage to Mr. Happy that goes along with that.
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Old 12-29-2017, 12:57 PM
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It also helps things work if you've had a lot to drink.
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Old 12-29-2017, 01:04 PM
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The people I know who did that just said it made them harder for longer. I did have one guy claim he lasted longer than 4 hours, and was worried. However he ended up fine (no idea how long he was erect).

These were college age people.
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Old 12-29-2017, 01:07 PM
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It also helps things work if you've had a lot to drink.
Back in my grocery store days, a very young technician who was probably a virgin at the time asked me, "Why do you always put a 'Do Not Drink Alcohol' sticker on Viagra?" and I replied, "Renders it worthless." She answered, "Oh, yeah, you're right."

More than once, I had young men, as in guys in their 20s, drop off a prescription for it, usually for two tablets, and the first question would always be, "Can I drink with this?" My reply was the same; it wasn't my job to judge them on their excessive alcohol and/or drug use.

Priapism is unlikely with Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis (yep, that's "the erection lasting more than 4 hours) but it was a very common side effect with Caverject. (Don't Google THAT on a work computer; trust me on this.) Interestingly, it seemed that most of the reports of priapism came from men who got partially used Caverject syringes from other men and decided to use it themselves to see if it would turn them into all-night sex machines. You DO NOT want to know how priapism is treated, either.

Funny anecdote: My first job out of school was at a mail order facility, and one of the other pharmacists was a 40-something guy who had a desk job, and was almost completely bald. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME he heard the word "Caverject", his head would turn red, and people would say it while walking by his desk just to witness this. It never stopped being funny.
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Old 12-29-2017, 01:16 PM
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If a teenage boy or young man (say, under 30), otherwise healthy and certainly without any form of ED, took a Viagra, what would happen? My guess is that his dick would get rock hard and his boner would go away after he rubbed one out.
When I was a teenage boy that would happen to me frequently without any Viagra.
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Old 12-29-2017, 01:22 PM
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Interestingly, it seemed that most of the reports of priapism came from men who got partially used Caverject syringes from other men and decided to use it themselves to see if it would turn them into all-night sex machines.
You are the worst story teller ever!!!

*cringing in my desk chair for at least 5 minutes after reading that*
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Old 12-29-2017, 01:34 PM
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When I was a teenage boy that would happen to me frequently without any Viagra.
Same here. Once, in college, I spent two-days walking around with a stiffy,* wanting to bone anything that moved. If I'd known about priapism then, I'd have probably gone to the ER.

*OK, so I'm being hyperbolic when I say my boner lasted for two days. But there were definitely hours-long periods of having a chubby.
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Old 12-29-2017, 01:41 PM
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Same here. Once, in college, I spent two-days walking around with a stiffy,* wanting to bone anything that moved. If I'd known about priapism then, I'd have probably gone to the ER.

*OK, so I'm being hyperbolic when I say my boner lasted for two days. But there were definitely hours-long periods of having a chubby.
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Old 12-29-2017, 01:42 PM
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You are the worst story teller ever!!!

*cringing in my desk chair for at least 5 minutes after reading that*
This is yet another reason why people should not share needles.

I also believe that male erections are one bodily function that should NOT be interfered with unless it's absolutely necessary.
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Old 12-29-2017, 01:46 PM
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(Separate post because I probably won't make the edit deadline)

The grocery store where I now get my prescriptions has an enclosed consultation room that is now used mostly for flu shots. It was built because they had hired a pharmacist who had sold his independent store to this grocery store, and a significant portion of that store's practice was from the sale of penis pumps, because that pharmacy shared a building with a urologist who specialized in treating impotence. He was NOT going to do training on this if anyone else could see or hear him. p.s. They did not demonstrate the pumps there; he simply counseled them on its use, with a partial mannequin. The urologist did, ahem, "that".

He's since retired. I would have liked to have had a room like that a few times for things like talking to teenage girls who thought they might be pregnant.

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He's since retired. I would have liked to have had a room like that a few times for things like talking to teenage girls who thought they might be pregnant.
Here in the UK all pharmacies, including those in supermarkets, have a private room for consultations. I could buy ED meds OTC but the pharmacist would want to ask questions and take my BP before they would sell it.
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Old 06-20-2018, 07:35 AM
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I bought 6 Cialis about 12 or 13 years ago. I would break them in half and I was good for an entire weekend. I only used them on special occasions as a performance enhancer and it was very effective. Mr Happy suffered serious damage and now points seriously to the left. I would recommend using the smallest amount you can get away with. What I found they are very effective for is if you have a psychological type ED where being with a new woman nervousness shuts you down. The Cialis would get me through the first session and my confidence would be restored and I wouldn't need it in future sessions.
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Old 06-20-2018, 09:09 AM
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I took one when I was younger on a lark. Nothing happened. I didn't get an automatic boner and when I did get one, it wasn't exceptional. I suspect it is for overcoming physiological obstacles for older people that cause ED, not give you a boner superpower.
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Old 06-20-2018, 09:15 AM
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Old 06-20-2018, 09:58 AM
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I took one when I was younger on a lark. Nothing happened. I didn't get an automatic boner and when I did get one, it wasn't exceptional. I suspect it is for overcoming physiological obstacles for older people that cause ED, not give you a boner superpower.
It doesn't work for me either, but I suspect that is because it plain doesn't work for everyone. Other healthy individuals do get superboners.
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Old 06-20-2018, 10:00 AM
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Old 06-20-2018, 10:11 AM
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I bought 6 Cialis about 12 or 13 years ago. I would break them in half and I was good for an entire weekend. I only used them on special occasions as a performance enhancer and it was very effective. Mr Happy suffered serious damage and now points seriously to the left. I would recommend using the smallest amount you can get away with. What I found they are very effective for is if you have a psychological type ED where being with a new woman nervousness shuts you down. The Cialis would get me through the first session and my confidence would be restored and I wouldn't need it in future sessions.
I heard this one from Bob Eubanks:

"At my age, I take half of a Viagra every morning so I don't pee on my shoes."
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Old 06-20-2018, 10:33 AM
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This is why we have fantasies.
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Old 06-20-2018, 03:32 PM
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...I was harder than Chinese algebra....
Did you just make this up? Cause it's a keeper.
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Old 06-20-2018, 11:26 PM
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Robin Williams discussing Viagra is where the "Harder than Chinese Algebra" quote is from.
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Old 06-20-2018, 11:44 PM
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Robin Williams discussing Viagra is where the "Harder than Chinese Algebra" quote is from.
It's a lot older than that. Viagra wasn't marketed until 1998. Tom Waits used the expression in Pasties and a G-String on his Small Change album of 1976. I doubt it originated with him.
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Ahh.
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Old 06-21-2018, 05:14 AM
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It's a lot older than that. Viagra wasn't marketed until 1998. Tom Waits used the expression in Pasties and a G-String on his Small Change album of 1976. I doubt it originated with him.
Yep, Tom Waits is where I heard it.
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Old 06-21-2018, 05:30 AM
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Further research shows Qin Shihuangdi (yes, that Qin) said it circa 209 BC, although it likely goes back further.

Citation: unpublished fourth verse of Bob Dylan's The Mighty Qin.
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Old 06-21-2018, 09:47 AM
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I suspect it is for overcoming physiological obstacles for older people that cause ED, not give you a boner superpower.
Yes, that is what it was developed for.
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Old 06-21-2018, 10:03 AM
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Yes, that is what it was developed for.
It was developed originally as a treatment for high blood pressure and angina. While it proved of little use for treatment of heart disease, men using it reported increased erections. This led to its current use to treat erectile disfunction.

The main effect is to allow greater blood flow to the penis. But if your blood flow is already adequate, it's not going to do a lot more.

If blood flow is already adequate, Viagra will do little to increase it. Studies of recreational use have found little effect. Since erections have significant psychological component, any improvement may be due to placebo effects.

Most importantly, Viagra won't increase your libido. If you don't feel like having sex, it won't make you hornier.
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Old 06-21-2018, 10:45 AM
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It was developed originally as a treatment for high blood pressure and angina. While it proved of little use for treatment of heart disease, men using it reported increased erections. This led to its current use to treat erectile disfunction.

The main effect is to allow greater blood flow to the penis. But if your blood flow is already adequate, it's not going to do a lot more.

If blood flow is already adequate, Viagra will do little to increase it. Studies of recreational use have found little effect. Since erections have significant psychological component, any improvement may be due to placebo effects.

Most importantly, Viagra won't increase your libido. If you don't feel like having sex, it won't make you hornier.
Thanks for the correction/clarification.
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Old 06-21-2018, 01:08 PM
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It was developed originally as a treatment for high blood pressure and angina. While it proved of little use for treatment of heart disease, men using it reported increased erections. This led to its current use to treat erectile disfunction.

The main effect is to allow greater blood flow to the penis. But if your blood flow is already adequate, it's not going to do a lot more.

If blood flow is already adequate, Viagra will do little to increase it. Studies of recreational use have found little effect. Since erections have significant psychological component, any improvement may be due to placebo effects.

Most importantly, Viagra won't increase your libido. If you don't feel like having sex, it won't make you hornier.
Correct. For some reason people think that if a man takes a Viagra, he will immediately get a rock hard erection that can bust rocks into gravel. It says in the instructions that you must be sexually aroused for it to work.

That being said, I may or may not have used it recreationally in the past. In my experience, it makes the erection more firm and longer lasting, much like the erections you got when you were 16 years old, but when you are done, so to speak, that's it. It is not some pill that will let you have sex for days on end.
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