Reply
Thread Tools Display Modes
#1
Old 07-13-2018, 09:52 AM
Guest
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 977
Hidden Valley Ranch has a new ad campaign

wherein they refer to themselves as HVR

yesterday this commercial came immediately after a commercial for the HPV vaccine

yikes!
#2
Old 07-13-2018, 10:13 AM
Guest
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Arizona
Posts: 995
Implying it could be used as a barrier method of protection?
#3
Old 07-13-2018, 10:47 AM
Guest
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 977
perhaps a cautionary tale about exploring hidden valleys without protection
#4
Old 07-13-2018, 10:58 AM
Guest
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Virginia
Posts: 12,312
"Do you or a loved one have HVR? Ask your doctor about Ranchilla. Side effects may include headaches, loose stool, stool pigeon, bird brain, and partial or complete regurgitation of one or more lungs."
#5
Old 07-13-2018, 11:14 AM
Member
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: Maryland
Posts: 35,700
Quote:
Originally Posted by control-z View Post
"Do you or a loved one have HVR? Ask your doctor about Ranchilla. Side effects may include headaches, loose stool, stool pigeon, bird brain, and partial or complete regurgitation of one or more lungs."
It's stuff like this that keeps me hanging around this crazy joint.
#6
Old 07-13-2018, 11:15 AM
Guest
Join Date: Feb 2018
Posts: 2,250
The best of both worlds is HPVR - you get to re-play your infection any time you want, and it comes with a nice salad.
#7
Old 07-13-2018, 11:19 AM
Guest
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: somewhere East of there
Posts: 9,273
Quote:
Originally Posted by control-z View Post
and partial or complete regurgitation of one or more lungs."
At this point in this thread, I'm regurgitating my lunch...& I haven't even eaten yet!
#8
Old 07-13-2018, 11:33 AM
Charter Member
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Lincoln, IL
Posts: 25,198
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiderman View Post
At this point in this thread, I'm regurgitating my lunch...& I haven't even eaten yet!
Pregurgitation?
#9
Old 07-13-2018, 12:10 PM
Charter Member
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: America's Wing
Posts: 28,350
Quote:
Originally Posted by DavidwithanR View Post
The best of both worlds is HPVR - you get to re-play your infection any time you want, and it comes with a nice salad.
As long as it isn't hollandaise...
#10
Old 07-13-2018, 12:30 PM
Guest
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: By the Caloosahatchee
Posts: 11,536
It's great on yeast rolls.
__________________
This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
#11
Old 07-13-2018, 01:28 PM
Guest
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Titletown, USA
Posts: 3,650
Quote:
Originally Posted by DavidwithanR View Post
The best of both worlds is HPVR - you get to re-play your infection any time you want, and it comes with a nice salad.
I would rather have an HPVCR. There's nothing like outdated technology to soften the blow of having a venereal disease and being forced to eat Ranch dressing...
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:23 PM.

Send questions for Cecil Adams to: [email protected]

Send comments about this website to:

Terms of Use / Privacy Policy

Advertise on the Straight Dope!
(Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks.)

Copyright 2018 STM Reader, LLC.

Copyright © 2017
Best Topics: trooper barrigan medieval diapers ditto machines is teller deaf cotton crotch upack vs pods jfk meth squat switch panda bear pet schneid meaning rome etymology state farm low mileage was austria part of germany what does marinara mean murdoch mysteries season 8 episode 18 if i encircle my wrist with my other hand's middle finger and thumb eye red after wearing contacts at&t wireless gateway how is snuff most commonly taken in europe? if you know about a crime and don't report it ll bean fleece sheets air mattress new york